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Discussion in 'Phil Burnell, the Triumphant King of Hate' started by A Witty Name, May 17, 2013.

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@neger psykolog

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Do you think the soulmaid will appear on stream in the next month?

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  1. Yes

    53 vote(s)
    48.2%
  2. No

    57 vote(s)
    51.8%
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  1. Phil is the Citizen Kane of autism. Just replace Rosebud with the Wolverine toy.
     
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  2. Phil has said that they were both in the same situation (romantically) at the time they met. So she was probably dumped from a long relationsrel too and that's why she started over with social media and everything's only 1.5 years old.
     
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  4. you should already know the answer to that. Even if he has been hiding it as much as possible up to now, the snort gate will become fully opened. Besides she supposedly is a fan that has been watching him on twitch.
     
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  5. i'm sure he's being nice for the first few days, but as it goes on, he'll slip into his normal self
     
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    ZehnBoat

    ZehnBoat ENDLESS TRASH!!!

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  6. I feel bad for this chick for when she inevitably has to endure the gin-soaked snore storm when he passes out watching netflix shows.
     
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  7. So I had a bit of a brainwave;

    I can actually see this relationship lasting until the day Phil dies or the day the bigger kahndo goes belly up. It sounds crazy given how much of a massive shit head Phil is and how the moment trouble comes he'll bury her, but I then think back to April and Spoony and their 'relationship'. I also think back to fucked up pairings like Brad Watson and his street shitting galpal and how noninteractive that shitshow is. It's true that in both cases they aren't really relationships, but that could be the reason this works.

    I can easily see a case where Kat is perfectly fine with him because he'll ignore her barring din-din and a rare bout of underwear time. He also gave her her own little place of space to do whatever, allowing her to stay out of the way. She may be perfectly fine with this style of life for whatever reason, and is content with just having a snorting and honking roomie who acks all night that she barely sees.

    Now given that she doesn't like publicity and Phil did this horseshit; I do think it more likely they'll break apart and he'll get pissy about her until he dies too.
     
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  8. Wonder if she knows about his snore strap yet.
     
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  9. Heart of the gout. Guide me!
     
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  10. Dont be. All the information is out there, available...
     
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  11. Let's hope Kat doesn't have a mental break down, we all know how Phil will handle that.
     
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  12. Well it's barely been a day so far. I will start a clock @neger psykolog do we have an estimation of when she arrived at his house aka "Goose has found it's roost"
     
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    GnomeofDoc What? I like weird old guns.

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  13. So if I remember correctly before Phil rage quit Overwatch permanently, he was being asked by everyone in his stream chat to play it again. I believe he said something along the lines of... "Overwatch could only be enjoyed by mindless consumer fan boys".

    Kat loves Overwatch apparently...what does that maker her Phil?? lol
     
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    Noob-Noob Jealous dumbfuck

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  14. He only said that cause he was losing cause of the lag.,.. which caused by the TV. He needs a new tv and everything will be a-o-kay.
     
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  15. Oh! I forgot. He was getting trolled by an inanimate object. That makes everything he said excusable..LOL

    "THE TV MADE ME SAY STUPID SHIT I DIDN'T MEAN!!! Stupid detract-o-vision setup!!!"
     
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    Noob-Noob Jealous dumbfuck

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  16. For some reason whilst gaming I listen to detractor podcasts like tevin and this one was the wardogleader situation tbh after listening to that how Phail has fans absolutely effing alludes me, his chat bar 1 person agree with wardog and over the last 5 years even his career it is easily the worst thing he has done. Shows what an egocentric, narcissistic fuck Phail actually is, I wonder if SoulMaid actually saw that? Because he is utterly irredeemable after that.
     
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  17. I wonder what the excuse will be after he gets his new latency free tv and can't perform all those roadhog dodges and multi kills.
     
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  18. Well... things just took a slightly bizarre turn and I can't really continue without more information.
     
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  19. I'm ready for the catfish plot twist
     
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  20. If it was a catfish, they wouln't met in person. she would of drag him along then break his heart out of no where
     
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