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When will the begathon(s) for federal taxes happen (Up to 2 choices)?

  • January

    Votes: 140 35.1%
  • February

    Votes: 214 53.6%
  • March

    Votes: 165 41.4%
  • April

    Votes: 104 26.1%

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Kermit the Frog

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Phil is only doing this because he has completely run out of ideas and he doesn't want to play any games coming out. Reacting to your own content is some of the laziest shit you could possibly do (Phil being so lazy he can't even pick what he wants to watch and is relying on his paypigs to do the work for him), unless you're doing a retrospective where you see how you've grown and advanced over the years. For normal people, this makes sense since they usually get better at their jobs or hobbies, but it's the opposite for Phil. He's gotten much worse in every conceivable way. While early Phil may have been awful at gaming, he did at least give a shit and appeared to genuinely be having a good time even if he was raging. Now, you're lucky to get any reaction out of him that isn't over the top clown shit for the camera. Watching Phil struggle to figure something out was good because he had to actually figure it out on his own, whereas now his first and only instinct is to demand the chat tell him how to win. It's impossible to watch him nowadays.
Not to mention, it speaks to how pathetic Phil's life is when he's spending his spare time watching his own videos late into the night, drinking gin, by himself. Find something to do, for fuck's sake. Make it a priority to do other things if you're that bored, maybe spend some time with your girlfriend or something.
 

Pubic Enemy #1

Oi m8 wot if ur mam was an email
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Maybe :optimistic: here but all these cucks chucking money at Phil probably balances out in the end, except in the case of Wagginz who seems to have a bottomless money pit. If someone gives Phil $100 at once, or over a few days, they were still always going to give him that $100, just spread out over a few months instead of all at once. Phil's problem is he's too dumb to interpret these sudden spikes of income as trends, and he just expects he's always going to get that, which is why he chimps out whenever he gets low "participation". He's probably spent all his earnings in recent weeks already because he thinks he's growing when he's just experiencing a fortuitous spike.
 

PomegranateKing

A pomegranate a day keeps the thots away
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Watch it be some old footage of that 4th place Street Fighter win.
I want to see him navigate his own youtube page to make those videos chronological order. Knowing him he won't have it queued up prestream. I wanna see some whiney manrage about how "Dah algo-rhythms dood" are making it hard for him to navigate HIS OWN CHANNEL.
 

NursezillaX

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Actually, we have an answer for this. Ironically, in an interview, Phil was asked about doing streams for charity. His response was basically he didn’t want to do a charity unless it was for something that effected him directly.
He actually went further than that, saying if he did a bunch of charity streams, or whatever, people would get 'burnt out' by it, and if he then came up on something he was really passionate about (as if there IS some worthy cause besides his bank account he could ever be 'passionate' for) people wouldn't be able to, or want to, give.

THIS from the man who bludgeons people with monthly 'EMERGENCY!!!' videos, with no signs of stopping anytime soon. Yeah, he's VERY careful about not asking too much from his audience...
 

Mannlicher

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He actually went further than that, saying if he did a bunch of charity streams, or whatever, people would get 'burnt out' by it, and if he then came up on something he was really passionate about (as if there IS some worthy cause besides his bank account he could ever be 'passionate' for) people wouldn't be able to, or want to, give.

THIS from the man who bludgeons people with monthly 'EMERGENCY!!!' videos, with no signs of stopping anytime soon. Yeah, he's VERY careful about not asking too much from his audience...
Tbh, with the amount some of his individual paypigs dish out, he's prolly not asking enough with how much more he could possibly fleece them.
 

Wurstbrot

This was my depression
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whereas now his first and only instinct is to demand the chat tell him how to win. It's impossible to watch him nowadays
I don't even know what his message is nowadays. What of these 2 is it?
  • The real Phil with genuine gameplay without editing so you experience all the mistakes and his way of playing like you sit right next to him.
  • Professional high level gameplay (lol) without struggles because his chat or a walkthrough provides all answers.
What is it, Dave? You can't announce the REAL Phil and then hand the controller over. This makes no sense, this contradicts... Oh, yes, it's just typical DSP. Nevermind.
 

Pubic Enemy #1

Oi m8 wot if ur mam was an email
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He actually went further than that, saying if he did a bunch of charity streams, or whatever, people would get 'burnt out' by it, and if he then came up on something he was really passionate about (as if there IS some worthy cause besides his bank account he could ever be 'passionate' for) people wouldn't be able to, or want to, give.

THIS from the man who bludgeons people with monthly 'EMERGENCY!!!' videos, with no signs of stopping anytime soon. Yeah, he's VERY careful about not asking too much from his audience...
This is the guy who literally and unironically held a fundraiser for himself just a few months ago and would've held another one if only he hadn't been banned for it. I'm not convinced he fully understands what supporting a charity actually entails
 

Wing Zero

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I don't even know what his message is nowadays. What of these 2 is it?
  • The real Phil with genuine gameplay without editing so you experience all the mistakes and his way of playing like you sit right next to him.
  • Professional high level gameplay (lol) without struggles because his chat or a walkthrough provides all answers.
What is it, Dave? You can't announce the REAL Phil and then hand the controller over. This makes no sense, this contradicts... Oh, yes, it's just typical DSP. Nevermind.
Both of those are incorrect. The real message is:
  • Middle-age man who hates his job wants you to enable him to leech off society til his dying days so he never has to grow up and accept that he did something wrong.
 

Takayuki Yagami

Justice is Blind, and Autistic
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A lot of what probably got the chat pissed was him neglecting them in a reptilian freeze of panic over "the detractors" and his shitty net. His excuse to hide his fear would come off as "fuck you, not paying attention" which doesn't help with attention whores. His ungrateful attitude was also worse than usual, which combined with the least interesting thing in the world (scrub out stale fighting games) made the chat for once tell him to go choke to death on some pasta.

Shame they'll go right back, but hey. Means more tards giving away their fun money to prop a miserable manchild who'll squander it all.
Scrubbing out stale fighting games while a major FGC even is running is even stupider.
 

Raven'sChild

Peep, peep, RAWR!!!!!!111one
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This is the guy who literally and unironically held a fundraiser for himself just a few months ago and would've held another one if only he hadn't been banned for it. I'm not convinced he fully understands what supporting a charity actually entails
He understands. Moreover, I believe that he sees it as money his viewers would donate during a Charity Stream is money they could, but aren't giving to him.
 

GnomeofDoc

What? I like weird old guns.
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Not to mention, it speaks to how pathetic Phil's life is when he's spending his spare time watching his own videos late into the night, drinking gin, by himself. Find something to do, for fuck's sake. Make it a priority to do other things if you're that bored, maybe spend some time with your girlfriend or something.
There is this wonderful thing called Fitness Planet $10/Mo. Go for 30 min a day and he will feel better.
 
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ZehnBoat

JUST FUCKING BAM
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There is this wonderful thing called Fitness Planet $10/Mo. Go for 30 min a day and he will feel better.
BUT DOOD
he wanders aimlessly in his house for 20 minutes, not doing anything, and sometimes he talks to kat. THATS ALL THE ADULT EXERCISE HE NEEDS DOOD
IN THE MATURE ADULT WORLD OF MATURE ADULTS HE HAS NO TIME FOR MORE EXERCISE, SOMETIMES HE MOVES HIS ARMS WHILE PLAYING VIDYA THATS A TON OF WORK
think of all the calories he burns doing his mature adult talking, think of the energy he uses to chew his food.
DOING THE LAUNDRY ALMOST GAVE HIM A HEART ATTACK, OKAY?