I'm so confused about how he managed to fell on his knee.
Reminder that he's 36 years old
Honestly this is the basis for my assertion that if he leaned into the Detractors he could make bank.While watching a cam girl horror movie called fittingly enough Cam last night, my mind went to Phil as I saw the title character debase herself for virtual tokens. Obviously Phil is not as attractive, talented, or motivated as your run of the mill cam girl, but he could take a page from their money-making book and change up his game a bit. Paypigs crave agency; they want their monkey to dance for them; that is why Phil’s patrons spoon-feed him instructions on getting through video games. So give the people what they want, Phil. For example, how many people would tip 5,000 bits if it made Phil hook up a car battery to his testicles (no nudity would be shown, of course) or 2,000 bits made him eat half a jar of mayonnaise by itself? Just brainstorming ways to save the house. Feel free to use these ideas, Phil.
This is why I suspect Papa Burnell is cosigned on the Adult HouseIn regards to his financial risks, I also recall him saying the bank gave him a hard time with the loan application due to his 'work' being hard to define. I believe he insulted the bank saying along the lines of they weren't up with technology / people earning from the internet. Ironic now he's begged for $$ ever since he moved.
Someone asked him in chat and he said he "really wants to" marry Kat but they're "paused" because of the tax problem.Would you rather have DSP or Boogie as a roommate. Serious food for thought.
Anyways, I'm not sure where the marriage rumors are coming from, though I haven't been following the streams at all recently. But, considering he only offered to marry Leanna because she forced him to, I doubt he marries Kat.
And speaking of Kat, do we think she'll be around for the Christmas Eve podcast/whatever the fuck? Phil seems to waffle on whether she will or not, probably having trouble convincing her after last time. I hope she does, maybe she'll actually say more than 10 words the whole time. I want to believe she's not a nonverbal autist.
But honestly, the thing I miss the most is still Cooking with the King. Why not monetize that as s a reward? Easy dosh. At least until he fucks it up by either being an extra buffoon or taking it too seriousl.
Offer? Didn't you have to go on the bounty board and sign up for available sponsored streams?Phil says he hasn't gotten an offer to do a sponsored stream since October. Because of da twolls obv.
Well, you know how it is: just because of you're being paranoid, doesn't mean they are not out there to get you.Guys, I'm starting to think Phil might have some kind of Schizoid personality disorder. He constantly argues against blatant strawmen, thinks everyone is out to get him, etc.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dec-indie-marathon-2018.50636/Is there a special fundraiser thread? Link?
He was buttering the noodle when Kat surprised him. Had to hurry to pull up his gym shorts so he tried to make a scene like she startled him awake. Clowned it up too hard and tweaked his twig. Kat knows what he was really doing.