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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil BurnellGeneral Discussion

Discussion in 'Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil' started by A Witty Name, May 17, 2013.

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  1. This really is the Save the House Part 2 arc. Can’t wait to see how this plays out.
     
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  2. yall excited to pay a bunch of money to phil so he can waste it when even his own fans told him he needs to downsize last year
     
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  3. I'm so confused about how he managed to fell on his knee.
     
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  4. Phil tells a pretty fake story about how he fell asleep on the couch and Kat came downstairs to call him to bed. He wakes up startled, jumps up and his old man unfit ass gets dizzy and twists his knee or something. "Funny" story.

    EDIT: during this storytime, he emphasizes that he cancelled PSVue and got Hulu instead, with Kats free trial.
     
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  5. He's really fat, has no leg muscles, and has the hand eye co-ordination of 120 year person. OR he's completely full of shit. Not sure why he would lie about this and not try to gain some sympathy from it.
     
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  6. He fell backwards....on his knee.....pretty easy to understand when you’re an 80 year old man who can barely walk anymore apparently
     
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  7. DSP just informed us that he hurt himself last night. He pulled a muscle in his knee standing up off the couch after he fell asleep on it...

    So you’ll have to excuse him if he’s a bit slow moving today.

    Old man Phil.
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    Edit: damn ninja’d
     
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  8. Reminder that he's 36 years old
     
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  9. I know it's just pre-stream, but fucking yikes...

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  10. I think a 60 year old with arthritis would be less prone to muscular pain than Phil.
     
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  11. Honestly this is the basis for my assertion that if he leaned into the Detractors he could make bank.

    How much would people pay for him to play Tevin in SSB? In SF4? How many cheers/tips could he get to let people pick his characters?


    This is why I suspect Papa Burnell is cosigned on the Adult House

    Someone asked him in chat and he said he "really wants to" marry Kat but they're "paused" because of the tax problem.

    I'd rather have DSP, less damage to the floors and the furniture. Plus at least Dave is what he is, Boogie has like 15 masks he wears.
     
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  12. Phil going on another anti-Game Awards rant filled with bitterness.
     
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  13. Guys, I'm starting to think Phil might have some kind of Schizoid personality disorder. He constantly argues against blatant strawmen, thinks everyone is out to get him, etc.
     
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  14. Phil says he hasn't gotten an offer to do a sponsored stream since October. Because of da twolls obv.

    He specifically said he was blacklisted by Twitch.
     
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  15. Offer? Didn't you have to go on the bounty board and sign up for available sponsored streams?

    Maybe the devs from ELOHell really did get his name pulled from the bounty system by contacting their Twitch people
     
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  16. Well, you know how it is: just because of you're being paranoid, doesn't mean they are not out there to get you.
     
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  17. The thing is he takes totally innocent messages, and is convinced that they're trolls.
     
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  18. Should prob post in the pertinent thread so this’ll be my last post here.

    I anticipated he would’ve been done with prestream 30 minutes ago. He’s already taking a pee break.
     
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  19. Is there a special fundraiser thread? Link?
     
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