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At 2:26 AM DSP's time Diction (321K followers / 1103 subscribers on Twitch, 637K subscribers on YouTube)was banned from DSP's Twitch chat.

Yesterday was the first time Diction had been in DSP's chat since October 2018. He hadn't posted in DSP's chat for several hours by the time he was banned. He didn't say anything related to DSP on Twitter as far as I can tell (but DSP has him blocked anyway.)

See what he has typed in the channel here: https://overrustlelogs.xyz/stalk?channel=darksydephil&nick=diction
[2019-01-04 20:00:39 UTC] diction: dicLUL
[2019-01-04 20:02:08 UTC] diction: no but I can find someone who can @OmnipotentSwagginz
[2019-01-04 20:02:11 UTC] diction: dicBreen
[2019-01-04 20:04:43 UTC] diction: that gimmick sure did work out
[2019-01-04 20:07:05 UTC] diction: dicCage
[2019-01-04 20:11:44 UTC] diction: yo
[2019-01-04 20:12:05 UTC] diction: oh snap @goldry_bluszco just noticed that offline sub dicLUL
[2019-01-04 20:15:23 UTC] diction: lol no one plays Earthfall
[2019-01-04 20:15:48 UTC] diction: there are 38 people playing it rn
[2019-01-04 20:31:49 UTC] diction: dumb kid coming after that ten year legacy
[2019-01-04 20:35:55 UTC] diction: someone gift phil Squad on steam so he can experience the realism he desires
[2019-01-04 20:38:03 UTC] diction: I'll dab
[2019-01-04 20:40:48 UTC] diction: killing time before the gym
[2019-01-04 20:41:29 UTC] diction: thats real cool babyman I'm sure you have tons of friends and stuff
[2019-01-04 20:42:10 UTC] diction: says the dude who's subbed to phil, who does that same job as me
[2019-01-04 20:42:11 UTC] diction: smdh
[2019-01-04 20:44:55 UTC] diction: wut
[2019-01-04 20:48:12 UTC] diction: why are you still talking to me kid
[2019-01-04 20:48:47 UTC] diction: He's doing a terrible job
[2019-01-04 20:49:00 UTC] diction: I prefer a spaghet
[2019-01-04 20:50:07 UTC] diction: Soz
[2019-01-04 20:50:13 UTC] diction: Hot pink is in
[2019-01-04 21:03:05 UTC] diction: he's just a big fan big fan
[2019-01-04 21:07:25 UTC] diction: I miss when COD was realistic. dicBreen
[2019-01-04 21:08:01 UTC] diction: its called a special, every specalist gets them
[2019-01-04 21:08:38 UTC] diction: its a lot less cheap than the shield, you only get one chance with it
[2019-01-04 21:25:41 UTC] diction: love playing games I hate
[2019-01-04 21:31:39 UTC] diction: the kill cam will tell you how
[2019-01-04 21:32:27 UTC] diction: lel
[2019-01-04 21:32:38 UTC] diction: don't think he mods people he's blocked on twitter dicBreennn
[2019-01-04 21:32:40 UTC] diction: shit
[2019-01-04 21:32:43 UTC] diction: dicBreen
[2019-01-04 21:32:45 UTC] diction: there we go
[2019-01-04 21:34:40 UTC] diction: hey man I ain't promoting shit
[2019-01-04 21:34:50 UTC] diction: don't watch my content its trash
[2019-01-04 21:38:05 UTC] diction: shoot first, complain about lag later like any good cop would do
[2019-01-04 22:54:17 UTC] diction: aim assist, what can ya do
[2019-01-04 23:45:46 UTC] diction: I wonder if he recorded or not

By the time I noticed (5:39 AM DSP's time) ratchefan12 and kekon3 were the only mods in DSP's chat. rachefan12 is from Arizona so the ban would have been 3:26 AM his time and kekon3 is from Texas so the ban would have been at 4:26 AM his time. DSP was up on Twitter until 2:19 AM his time. It's most likely that DSP himself performed the ban.

Friendly reminder that DSP has the world's thinnest skin.

EDIT: @actually may have the ability to provide a decent idea of what mods were in the chat at the time of the ban based on the join/part IRC data Twitch sends out.
 
I think Phil said that the cable guys told Phil that his connection was not optimised for business class internet and he told them to hook it up anyways.
No. NO! Shut up you negative asshole! I do not allow anyone to insult my internet, you have no idea how the real world works! I pay so much money to make it happen and you slander my personal beloved internet! I do not pay way too much! It's not laggy, it's perfect set up and it's all the stupid server connection of these asshole developers, they are incompetent and book smart! Enjoy your ban!

Now I feel dirty for being stupid. How does Dave do that on a regular basis? I would end myself as soon as I realize I'm Phil Burnell.

On an entirely different topic...

Dave told us last year he has a brilliant and exciting plan to start 2019, we should all be excited.

Since December he never mentioned it again. What's up? Any idea? Any missed infos?
 
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Dave told us last year he has a brilliant and exciting plan to start 2019, we should all be excited.

Since December he never mentioned it again. What's up? Any idea? Any missed infos?

I believe he mentioned a few days ago but he said he is too tired to do it. I also would like to know it too.
 
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Dave told us last year he has a brilliant and exciting plan to start 2019, we should all be excited.

Since December he never mentioned it again. What's up? Any idea? Any missed infos?

He's been teasing (or threatening) to do another stream of him re-watching his 'greatest hits' because it was so 'positive' last time, so it might be that or perhaps something equally as boring like him eating some shit or doing a podcast of him constantly begging.
 
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Not just a plan -- an initiative.
There was an idea. The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people. See if they could be something more.

Oops. Wrong initiative.

From flatsoda's transcript of the New Year's Day pre-stream:
"Uhm. I actually have, a NEW, kind of, campaign coming up this year. That I'll be announcing soon. I'm not ready to do it, yet! Because, I've been so sick and everything. I'm behind. Like, I was actually, I was originally going to announce it on the first, TODAY! And have this BIG LAUNCHING THING! I can't do it now! You know, being sick, I really lost so much time that I would have been working on stuff! That I can't do it yet. But, I'll tell you right now, this year, 2019, there will be a new, kind of, initiative. To make people who watch my content, feel kind of-, I don't know! I don't know how to put it. I don't even want to spoil! I'm not going to say anything! I'll just say this, it's going to be something cool, I think you guys will like it. All right?"
Still on hold because of muh illness.
 
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That's pretty standard for him (at least the ending at 4 PM his time). He also doesn't usually turn on the evening stream until about 6:30 his time. So basically he's been exaggerating the whole "busy busy busy" bullshit he says.

Edit: Phil says he "dominated" today. Here's the stats for everyone to judge: https://cod.tracker.gg/bo4/profile/psn/DarksydePhil/career/matches

I see 3 really good matches (K/D > 2), one of which was legit domination (K/D of 5). Also, his all-time K/D is less than 1.

i remember when i was a top 50 on ops, cant remember a game where i went under 25 kda

but honestly, for phil. he did much better than i expected. but maybe its because hes playing against 9 year olds, all the top fpsers have moved to PC
 
Maybe I’m the only one who noticed, but from the little bit that I saw of Snort Burnell’s video yesterday...

Dark actually said something along the lines of, “if I can’t refinance the house this year, then maybe next year or the year after that...”

Wasn’t the whole reason for his begging this time around to pay his taxes so he can show consistent income to refinance? Now he’s talking like it isn’t happening... I’m gonna go (reluctantly) watch the Snort video I’m referring to so I can link it.
 
He's been teasing (or threatening) to do another stream of him re-watching his 'greatest hits' because it was so 'positive' last time, so it might be that or perhaps something equally as boring like him eating some shit or doing a podcast of him constantly begging.
He's really desperate for those days where he had friends, money, and a real fanbase rather than a pigcult.
 
Maybe I’m the only one who noticed, but from the little bit that I saw of Snort Burnell’s video yesterday...

Dark actually said something along the lines of, “if I can’t refinance the house this year, then maybe next year or the year after that...”

Wasn’t the whole reason for his begging this time around to pay his taxes so he can show consistent income to refinance? Now he’s talking like it isn’t happening... I’m gonna go (reluctantly) watch the Snort video I’m referring to so I can link it.

phils fans are the donkey, phil is the rider with a stick and a carrot.

im sure you can put the rest together :P
 
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Dave told us last year he has a brilliant and exciting plan to start 2019, we should all be excited.
Since December he never mentioned it again. What's up? Any idea? Any missed infos?

Well, he could go for an "All U can tip!", an exciting new feature to (theoretical) let his gulag determine what game he plays during his stream. His paypigglets get the chance to tip him like crazy during every precum. The biggest autist then gets the (theoretical) chance to vote for a game in a stone-paper-scissor-like match called pigroach-oni-horsecunt, where every choice stands for a game to be played live on stream. Phil will let all hell loose and throw some real challenging and exciting choices like Persona 3, WoW, Dragons' Lair, etc. into the fray. Of course the paypig only gets one try and must type his choice in the chat to start the game (rules: pigroach beats oni, oni gets horsecunt, horsecunt fucks pigroach). Phil will then totally randomly select one of these three in his mind (don't worry he is an totally ahnest person, so he will not fuck anybody over, right?). If Phil wins, the stream will go on with beggin' and a game of his choice from the selection or any other game he feels like playing. If the paypig win, the pigglet can chose one game from the selection and Phil will play it (or any other game he feels like playing in case he fucks up with his choice).

Gentleman? Ready your wallets! Three! Two! One! TIP HIM!
 
New post, entirely different topic.

Dave told us last year he has a brilliant and exciting plan to start 2019, we should all be excited.

Since December he never mentioned it again. What's up? Any idea? Any missed infos?
As much as DSP always talks about how he hates weed, It wouldn't surprise me all that much if he did either a DSP tries it while smoking weed, or he would do a high stream or two just for the views and the cash that would come with it. I'm pretty sure Twitch won't care if he does that if it's legal where he lives, but I haven't seen the Twitch TOS in a while so I'm not really sure
 
At 2:26 AM DSP's time Diction (321K followers / 1103 subscribers on Twitch, 637K subscribers on YouTube)was banned from DSP's Twitch chat.

Yesterday was the first time Diction had been in DSP's chat since October 2018. He hadn't posted in DSP's chat for several hours by the time he was banned. He didn't say anything related to DSP on Twitter as far as I can tell (but DSP has him blocked anyway.)

See what he has typed in the channel here: https://overrustlelogs.xyz/stalk?channel=darksydephil&nick=diction
[2019-01-04 20:00:39 UTC] diction: dicLUL
[2019-01-04 20:02:08 UTC] diction: no but I can find someone who can @OmnipotentSwagginz
[2019-01-04 20:02:11 UTC] diction: dicBreen
[2019-01-04 20:04:43 UTC] diction: that gimmick sure did work out
[2019-01-04 20:07:05 UTC] diction: dicCage
[2019-01-04 20:11:44 UTC] diction: yo
[2019-01-04 20:12:05 UTC] diction: oh snap @goldry_bluszco just noticed that offline sub dicLUL
[2019-01-04 20:15:23 UTC] diction: lol no one plays Earthfall
[2019-01-04 20:15:48 UTC] diction: there are 38 people playing it rn
[2019-01-04 20:31:49 UTC] diction: dumb kid coming after that ten year legacy
[2019-01-04 20:35:55 UTC] diction: someone gift phil Squad on steam so he can experience the realism he desires
[2019-01-04 20:38:03 UTC] diction: I'll dab
[2019-01-04 20:40:48 UTC] diction: killing time before the gym
[2019-01-04 20:41:29 UTC] diction: thats real cool babyman I'm sure you have tons of friends and stuff
[2019-01-04 20:42:10 UTC] diction: says the dude who's subbed to phil, who does that same job as me
[2019-01-04 20:42:11 UTC] diction: smdh
[2019-01-04 20:44:55 UTC] diction: wut
[2019-01-04 20:48:12 UTC] diction: why are you still talking to me kid
[2019-01-04 20:48:47 UTC] diction: He's doing a terrible job
[2019-01-04 20:49:00 UTC] diction: I prefer a spaghet
[2019-01-04 20:50:07 UTC] diction: Soz
[2019-01-04 20:50:13 UTC] diction: Hot pink is in
[2019-01-04 21:03:05 UTC] diction: he's just a big fan big fan
[2019-01-04 21:07:25 UTC] diction: I miss when COD was realistic. dicBreen
[2019-01-04 21:08:01 UTC] diction: its called a special, every specalist gets them
[2019-01-04 21:08:38 UTC] diction: its a lot less cheap than the shield, you only get one chance with it
[2019-01-04 21:25:41 UTC] diction: love playing games I hate
[2019-01-04 21:31:39 UTC] diction: the kill cam will tell you how
[2019-01-04 21:32:27 UTC] diction: lel
[2019-01-04 21:32:38 UTC] diction: don't think he mods people he's blocked on twitter dicBreennn
[2019-01-04 21:32:40 UTC] diction: shit
[2019-01-04 21:32:43 UTC] diction: dicBreen
[2019-01-04 21:32:45 UTC] diction: there we go
[2019-01-04 21:34:40 UTC] diction: hey man I ain't promoting shit
[2019-01-04 21:34:50 UTC] diction: don't watch my content its trash
[2019-01-04 21:38:05 UTC] diction: shoot first, complain about lag later like any good cop would do
[2019-01-04 22:54:17 UTC] diction: aim assist, what can ya do
[2019-01-04 23:45:46 UTC] diction: I wonder if he recorded or not

By the time I noticed (5:39 AM DSP's time) ratchefan12 and kekon3 were the only mods in DSP's chat. rachefan12 is from Arizona so the ban would have been 3:26 AM his time and kekon3 is from Texas so the ban would have been at 4:26 AM his time. DSP was up on Twitter until 2:19 AM his time. It's most likely that DSP himself performed the ban.

Friendly reminder that DSP has the world's thinnest skin.

EDIT: @actually may have the ability to provide a decent idea of what mods were in the chat at the time of the ban based on the join/part IRC data Twitch sends out.

D-did we just witness our first ever... gin-infused chat ban?

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Well let me fill you in my friend. First he walks around the Gout Palace for 20 min for his cardio, then he eats a hungry man because KHAT isn't to fix him tendies, after that he plays squirt hockey and doesn't wash his hands after, then he baby sits his YouTube uploads only because they won't upload on their own and finally he drinks a gin and Sprite while getting ready to beg for more money on his evening pre stream that he doesn't upload to YouTube. Am I forgetting anything?

Not tendies & mussy. Kat likes things like cooking & cleaning and Phil loves exaggerating so... Right. So he doesn't eat tendies, he eats Cornfed Chicken Goujons in a Panko Crumb, served with a moutard and meile blend, featuring single sourced Latvian Honey.


I won't be surprised if he actually smokes weed. That would explain whining about the most basic human actions (cooking, cleaning, taking a shower) since the effects of the weed would stack with his current overwhelming laziness.
I'm joking, of course.

and

As much as DSP always talks about how he hates weed, It wouldn't surprise me all that much if he did either a DSP tries it while smoking weed, or he would do a high stream or two just for the views and the cash that would come with it. I'm pretty sure Twitch won't care if he does that if it's legal where he lives, but I haven't seen the Twitch TOS in a while so I'm not really sure

Yes, he would smoke the weed for lulz, by which I mean positivity, support & fun, by which I mean money. But Phil's whole thing is controlling people & money and drama. For his cute little half-arsed Jonestown to work, he has to keep control of what he allows to be accepted as reality/truth/canon, both in chat & in his own lil noggin. He would absolutely hate to let himself get that relaxed in front of the piglings. He might actually let the truth about something slip out. He tell so many lies, I am sure SOMETHING would slip out just statistically. Plus, he is so wrapped up in greed, entitlement, drama and horrified self-loathing that to relax might actually overload his nervous system & kill him.

So Phil, if you do try to inject even half a tablet of weed, do so with a sitter bro. Set & Setting. Take it easy. And remember, as you say, it causes violent vomiting & the shits. Well known fact.

EDIT: Also, as Phil also says, you must be careful smoking weed in college because you might get a lacy. That's probably why he got D&V from a joint. Which makes perfect sense because

1, people lace joints with ecoli as a prank allllll the fucking time, or, maybe it was laced with a psychedelic, which would explain why he then slept 18 hours or whatever but

2. that's not how that fucking works either.

People do not part with psychedelics for free. Not in East Bumfuck CN, that's for goddamned sure.

Can you imagine Phil on marching powder? Oh, god.
 
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As much as DSP always talks about how he hates weed, It wouldn't surprise me all that much if he did either a DSP tries it while smoking weed, or he would do a high stream or two just for the views and the cash that would come with it. I'm pretty sure Twitch won't care if he does that if it's legal where he lives, but I haven't seen the Twitch TOS in a while so I'm not really sure
you know DSP is the guy who would eat some oregano, then instantly act "high" like "WOAH DOOD IM SO HIGH ARF ARF ARF I GOT THE MUNCHIES NOW IM GONNA BARF ARF ARF ARF!!"

Can you imagine Phil on marching powder? Oh, god.

he might do something in his life for once
 
As much as DSP always talks about how he hates weed, It wouldn't surprise me all that much if he did either a DSP tries it while smoking weed, or he would do a high stream or two just for the views and the cash that would come with it. I'm pretty sure Twitch won't care if he does that if it's legal where he lives, but I haven't seen the Twitch TOS in a while so I'm not really sure

As long as Mary Jane is illegal in his region, he would never try it even if he wanted to. Or can you imagine this coward prowling the low tier segments of his town in search for a dealer without any clue where to look and who to ask? And since he has no friends, who would point him in the right direction?
 
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On the subject of DSP smoking weed...

I wouldn’t say it is out of the realm of possibility. Let’s remember that Maddox, a guy who had a very, VERY negative opinion about drugs and people who use them, is obsessed with edibles now.

Edibles are awesome and everything, but I would recommend some THC vape cartridges... Things can get you absolutely BLASTED. So go for that, DSP.
 
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