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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil BurnellGeneral Discussion

Discussion in 'Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil' started by A Witty Name, May 17, 2013.

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What will Phil's on-stream e-begging tips goal be?

  1. < $1000

    14.8%
  2. $1000-$1999

    11.8%
  3. $2000-$2999

    17.2%
  4. $3000-$3999

    4.9%
  5. $4000+

    51.2%
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  1. Smug Phil is worst Phil. I don't understand how someone can read that Black Ops 4 Tweet and not reflexively want to punch him in the throat.
     
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    Pubic Enemy #1

    Pubic Enemy #1 Oi m8 wot if ur mam was an email

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  2. Oh, but then I have something for you. Hold on, brb.

    -edit- Okay, I'm back. Here you go:


    :)

    Yes, he actually whines about people camping (who are not actually camping, but he skips the killcam every single time because it would prove him wrong), calling them pussies and afraid to step out.

    Not a single hint of self-awareness to be spotted.
     
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    #80222 Comma, Jan 11, 2019
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  3. Yeah I remember that.
    Now he want's everyone to give him a dollar per minute. What a transition.
     
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  4. Yep. You see 1 second of the killcam and it’s of the “camper” jumping off a ledge and running.

    Also ironic how he calls out campers yet defends his own camping in blackout.
     
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  5. I WASNT WRONG DOOD
    AMAZON CHANGED THE MODEL BECAUSE THEY DIDNT WANT THE DETRACTORS BUGGING THEM OKAY?
    THE CEO OF AMAZON EMAILED ME, TOLD ME HE WAS A BIG FAN BUT THEY HAVE TO CHANGE THE MODEL BECAUSE IF I USED IT THEY WOULD BE DESTROYED BY MENTALLY ILL NUDNIKS DOOD
    NOTHING I COULD DO!!

    ITS ABOUT SURVIVAL DOOD
    unless it's another person in which case the rules are different
     
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    ZehnBoat

    ZehnBoat Good for health, Bad for education

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  6. Absolutely agree. Smug Phil is the worst entertainment, but it does make those moments when he gets totally shit on that much better because he will whine and make so many excuses.
     
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  7. It's not camping when he does it. It's tactical. Know the difference you hater.
     
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    samovski

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  8. So, apparently the technical hiccups from yesterday, and that have happened once previous while also moving stuff out of the Megathread, have never happened to anyone else.

    For when something specific is a heated topic of discussion in the General thread, Null's advise is to "sometimes just lock it for a few days so people disperse to different threads", and "if the same people continually shit up the megathread, thread ban them."

    You can tell from just looking at the spike in page numbers when something specific is a heated topic. The next time this happens, I'll post this advisory again. If that doesn't work, I'll also temporarily lock it. And play thread bans by ear, I guess :p
     
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    Haunter

    Supervisor True & Honest Fan

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  9. DSP ragequiting a match because he can't handle losing, abandoning his team mid-game: FPS god.



    Players leaving a lobby before a match has even started: morons.

     
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  10. Jeff Bezos called me on a conference call. He said it was strictly off the record, of course, and he said, “Phil, you’ve done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING wrong, you’ve done everything correct! We like you, we like your content, and I know you were really banking on a YouTube alternative to be able to dump your toxic waste content, but we had to change up the business model. All those dang dirty detractors just kept sending ya tweets and it’s just too much work keeping up with all the false flags! I’m afraid we had to change the entire business model we had!”
     
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    thebonesauce

    thebonesauce The North American Jape

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  11. Detractors have infiltrated Amazon to screw Phillip. Very sad.
     
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  12. I tuned in and the first thing I hear is "I was the best players on both teams, then we lose because of kill streaks That's why this game fucking sucks"

    What a positive stream
     
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  13. Has he been making any money today?
     
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    thebonesauce

    thebonesauce The North American Jape

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  14. When they lose, it's his team.
    When they win, it's him.
     
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  15. When he wins, its a good game, when he loses, its a bad game.
     
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  16. When you’re watching Phil it is faggotry 24/7. Don’t watch Phil.
     
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  17. $48/200 so far, highest cheer 1600 (unless I'm mistaken $16).
     
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    TheKatIsNowGone

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  18. On a day when Tales of Vesperia, RE2 demo and the God Eater 3 demo all came out, he chooses to play CoD multiplayer... and for what reason?
     
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  19. FAGGOTRY
     
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    Pargon

    Pargon Mr. Self-Destruct

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  20. Phil got hosted and his viewers doubled from 200 to 400. The chat kept asking Phil to thank the guy for the host but DSP just ignored it completely.
     
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