DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

What is the "behind the scenes" money stress?

  • Bank/Lender won't allow the foreclosure or short sale of the CT condo and may use legal actions

    Votes: 86 20.7%
  • Credit card compan(y/ies) won't drop monthly payment amounts

    Votes: 31 7.5%
  • Phil has realized the federal tax monthly payment is not accounted for because he doesn't budget

    Votes: 30 7.2%
  • Combination of all 3

    Votes: 268 64.6%

  • Total voters
    415

N0thingICanDo

I'm Pressing Buttons (show controller)
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Before the stream

"Finally guys, we return to MW remastered, the game that I have CLEARLY BEEN BEASTING since it launched"

"BTW guys there's only one 100 bits cheer and 1 dollar tip so far, if you want to contribute and interact with me, this is the time, and TIPPING helps me the most, okay?"

Phil then began the first match

He think he was in a perfect camping spot in a dark room but the reality is he was totally exposed from another angle, kill cam showed the guy saw him and then tossed 3 grenades in there, Phil got cooked and died

"WTF was that? I saw something got thrown in there, it made a VERY VERY LATE GRENADE SOUND but i was already died, stupid fucking game, stupid FORTNITE KIDS"

Chat laughing at him, still no contribution

Phil RAGE QUITED the session


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"Look at that! You see that? SNooooooooooooooooooRT

I clearly had the best kill death ratio from both teams yet Im somehow ranked 2nd on my team, whatever you say stupid game, my team is a bunch of morons and I was carrying the entire team's load on my back"


Phil, your team doesnt suck and the other team had one less player yet your team still lost, are you fucking blind you dirty pig?


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"My team is terrible man, a bunch of noobs, Even though I joined late I might be the best player of my team..................

(the final score showed up, DSP took a quick look)

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"Ugh.......I would be the best player of the team if I joined earlier"


Sure dood, how about let's start with not being LAST

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Phil's team came out strong with a 10-0 lead, a little later a 15-2 lead

Phil

"Yo we are dominating man, I've been killing them left and rest, BEAST MODE hell ya"

Phil's team started to get team-wiped several times, we are talking about quad-kills from the other team multiple times, soon Phil found his team to be in a 28-54 hole

"Fuck this game man, I was aiming perfectly (he was spraying) and the other guy just wont die:

"The connection is terrible man, ya we are losing but Im quiting this lobby only because of connection, okay? you saw how bad that connection is, everything is DELAYED!"

He ragequited again, chat laughing at him

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VibRibbon

High Level Shitposter
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If that does turn out to be the case, it will be a glorious salt mine when he fully turns on his fans and says, "it was you, yes you, who caused me to fail, me to have to sell my house, and Kat to leave me. I listened to you fair weather fans with your suggestions about the marathons and you fucked me. Its your fault. I did everything right." You know its coming if he is that bad with money.
Don't be so quick to throw his fans under the bus - it's also Treyarch's fault.
 
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PomegranateKing

A pomegranate a day keeps the thots away
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"I can't believe these fortnite kids. Just a bunch of pray and spray. No skill whatsoever."

After-game stats come up. Out of 14 kills, Phil has 0 headshots. He doesn't seem to notice, moves on to next match.

The hypocrisy is off the charts. I'd be on the same level if I complained about fakers parking in handicapped parking spots WHILE PARKING IN A HANDICAPPED PARKING SPOT.

Also, beast mode. Right. You know I'm also a champion at rolling dice. I roll snake eyes every time. At least the times I bother to count, anyway...
 

VibRibbon

High Level Shitposter
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"I can't believe these fortnite kids. Just a bunch of pray and spray. No skill whatsoever."

After-game stats come up. Out of 14 kills, Phil has 0 headshots. He doesn't seem to notice, moves on to next match.

The hypocrisy is off the charts. I'd be on the same level if I complained about fakers parking in handicapped parking spots WHILE PARKING IN A HANDICAPPED PARKING SPOT.

Also, beast mode. Right. You know I'm also a champion at rolling dice. I roll snake eyes every time. At least the times I bother to count, anyway...
The problem here is that he doesn't seem to know what a headshot is, and that different limbs count different damage. I'm sure there are plenty of examples of him berating Blackgout/Fortnite/CoD/Battlefront for bugged mechanics because he shot some guy in the knee like 30 times, only to die instantly to a headshot.

I'm positive there's a great clip (I think it was from MisterMetokur watching him play Battlefront) where he clips someone in the arm with a sniper rifle and complains "IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A ONE SHOT GUN DOOD THIS GAME IS TERRIBUL".
 

kamekmagik

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I'm being completely serious. I've been watching some TIHYDPs tonight and I'm flabbergasted. How can one person blame the developers/CPU/opponent/Internet literally 99% of the time and themselves only 1% of the time

I've been playing Octopath, (coincidentally) Donkey Kong Country 1, Battlefield V. Most of the time that I die, I actually THINK about why and how to change it next time. There's some cheap deaths in DKC1, grinding it Octopath etc etc, but besides those I work on getting better at the game. I don't expect to just bull horns my way to it because it's supposed to be challenging

How can you blame EVERYTHING/BODY else when you die instead of yourself?

Also he spends so much time bitching about games, he really doesn't enjoy gaming anymore huh? I can't imagine spending so much time upset when I game instead of having fun
 

Wurstbrot

Completely Vapid of Enjoyment
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lAso he spends so much time bitching about games, he really doesn't enjoy gaming anymore huh? I can't imagine spending so much time upset when I game instead of having fun
The thing is Phil has always to be the bigger man. The flawless. The real honest man who is a lifelong gamer who knows the ins and outs of every game. He picks up any game and plays it on a professional level. He knows better than those talentless developers how games have to be and how they work. His playing of videogames has nothing to do with enjoying or even learning them. Games are beneath his authentic Italian excellency.

It's an ego-trip, like with everything else in his life. He has to be above a child in a voice chat, the best AMERICAN player except he was number 4 in the whole. He can't be not the number one or the centre of attention, never be in the wrong, because his skin is thin as wet paper.

I have no idea how he was raised. But damn he is a talentless spoiled child.
 

Comma

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Quite interesting to see that Swagginz gifted a sub to @Ikas_Ando, someone who has been openly critizing/trolling DSP for at least a year on both Twitter (http://archive.li/7AFa6) and in his chat.

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Swagginz is getting as much personal entertainment as possible out of DSP for the cash he's spending wasting on him, isn't he? He has been drip-feeding him bits/tips for months now, big donations like in his early days nowhere to be seen, but obviously entertaining himself by dancing on the thin blue line between supporting and trolling.
 

DiabeticSP

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Quite interesting to see that Swagginz gifted a sub to @Ikas_Ando, someone who has been openly critizing/trolling DSP for at least a year on both Twitter (http://archive.li/7AFa6) and in his chat.

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Swagginz is getting as much personal entertainment as possible out of DSP for the cash he's spending wasting on him, isn't he? He has been drip-feeding him bits/tips for months now, big donations like in his early days nowhere to be seen, but obviously entertaining himself by dancing on the thin blue line between supporting and trolling.
Swaggins has only cared about being the big dick jock at the cool kid table lording over the nerds and losers.

A big conversation point when he first got modded was how he'd stop paypigging because he was now going to get the attention he wanted for free.
 

Comma

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10:19 AM PDT, 4 minutes after he's supposed to start streaming:

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Fast forward to 10:46 AM PDT, more than 30 minutes after he's supposed to start streaming:

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-edit- Also, get ready for an INTERACTIVE and CHILL stream, everyone.

















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Goes to the bathroom, comes back to start the game. Keeps hammering on """interactivity""":


















-edit2- About half an hour into the game it's apparent that it's very, VERY boring. Partially because of how the game plays, but also because of DSP's signature commentary of basically telling his viewers what's happening on screen constantly, as if they're blind. 90% of chat is talking about other stuff like Twitch's terms of service/bans and politics.

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