What is it with him and constantly going "Durrr...Fortnite kids" everytime he gets his ass owned in the multiplayer? No, seriously does this walking waste of fat assumes only Fortnite players play CoD?
The problem here is that he doesn't seem to know what a headshot is, and that different limbs count different damage. I'm sure there are plenty of examples of him berating Blackgout/Fortnite/CoD/Battlefront for bugged mechanics because he shot some guy in the knee like 30 times, only to die instantly to a headshot."I can't believe these fortnite kids. Just a bunch of pray and spray. No skill whatsoever."
After-game stats come up. Out of 14 kills, Phil has 0 headshots. He doesn't seem to notice, moves on to next match.
The hypocrisy is off the charts. I'd be on the same level if I complained about fakers parking in handicapped parking spots WHILE PARKING IN A HANDICAPPED PARKING SPOT.
Also, beast mode. Right. You know I'm also a champion at rolling dice. I roll snake eyes every time. At least the times I bother to count, anyway...
The thing is Phil has always to be the bigger man. The flawless. The real honest man who is a lifelong gamer who knows the ins and outs of every game. He picks up any game and plays it on a professional level. He knows better than those talentless developers how games have to be and how they work. His playing of videogames has nothing to do with enjoying or even learning them. Games are beneath his authentic Italian excellency.lAso he spends so much time bitching about games, he really doesn't enjoy gaming anymore huh? I can't imagine spending so much time upset when I game instead of having fun
Swaggins has only cared about being the big dick jock at the cool kid table lording over the nerds and losers.Quite interesting to see that Swagginz gifted a sub to @Ikas_Ando, someone who has been openly critizing/trolling DSP for at least a year on both Twitter (http://archive.li/7AFa6) and in his chat.
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Swagginz is getting as much personal entertainment as possible out of DSP for the cash he's
spendingwasting on him, isn't he? He has been drip-feeding him bits/tips for months now, big donations like in his early days nowhere to be seen, but obviously entertaining himself by dancing on the thin blue line between supporting and trolling.
Not something I generally think about when I hire an escort.Has anyone asked when hes going to meet Kats parents??
I find it interesting there hasn't been a lot of talk going on here about his prestream yesterday. In it he already laid the groundwork for blaming his fans if the next marathon doesn't go well. "I am listening to feedback from you guys on how to do the upcoming marathon." Then he later says "this is pretty much the last hurrah. If this doesn't go well then I am going to have start preparations of selling the house after Kat and I get back from visiting my parents"
This is pretty interesting for a number of reasons. I think most of us are in the camp that he has enough to cover his taxes but there is the possibility that he is so shit with his money that he has already blown all of the money he made during the holidays. If that does turn out to be the case, it will be a glorious salt mine when he fully turns on his fans and says, "it was you, yes you, who caused me to fail, me to have to sell my house, and Kat to leave me. I listened to you fair weather fans with your suggestions about the marathons and you fucked me. Its your fault. I did everything right." You know its coming if he is that bad with money.Nobody actually believes that this beggar is going to be truthful about what he owes, do they? ESPECIALLY if it's lower than whatever numbers he's thrown out?
He's already hardcore pushing the narrative that them being less than what he's speculated is an impossibility. Not even a legit fan could be dumb / naive enough to think he'd admit if they were lower, I would hope. Hell, I could believe that he's already known what he owes and has made up a larger figure as the goal.
Mallow has pitiful physical attack and Phil ran out of FP and FP restoring items so he didn't risk having Mallow eat shit again and die.I've never played this game before and just came back from the gym at the end of the fight. Why did DSP revive his partner AFTER the boss was defeated? Wouldn't he have been able to attack twice as often with his partner alive?