DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

When did Phil propose?

  • Prior to the Thanksgiving begging vlog where the "taxes" situation was unveiled

    Votes: 34 21.3%
  • Christmas

    Votes: 21 13.1%
  • Valentine's Day

    Votes: 16 10.0%
  • On a random Tuesday at 1 AM when Kat got home and he threw a ring at her while calling her "Leanna"

    Votes: 74 46.3%
  • He didn't and this is a mass hallucination.

    Votes: 15 9.4%

  • Total voters
    160

Pubic Enemy #1

Oi m8 wot if ur mam was an email
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"my research says otherwise actually."
he thinks he's so much smarter than literally everyone in the DSPhere. Nobody can tell him anything, regardless of their experiences or expertise.
Phil is a student of the Onision school of research. It involves Googling and ignoring the stuff you don't like until you find something that fits your preconceived notion. Then you decide you were right all along and smugly post about it to show off your expertise.
 

Mask_de_SMITH

I'm not a Monster, it's only a Mask
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It continues to blow my mind that a man can be 37 years of age and not only beg a bunch of sad nobody fans on the internet to give him money, but he's also willing to fly across the country to beg his parents to get him out of his tax debt. All while gorging himself on pizza, lazing about at the zoo, and marrying his plastic mail order Khet.

He's incapable of doing anything himself. Like, I know he's a useless manbaby, but it still astounds me how unequipped he is when it comes to dealing with life's problems...
 

Wurstbrot

Basic Understanding Of Time
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Thank gout he changed his avatar from greasy hair to something more fun related.
Also there is text above and below his header but he can't be bothered to make it mobile friendly. In browser you can't even see there is supposed to be text. So he fails in both ways.

Edit: So the text is "Currently Offline" and "DarkSydePhil". He couldn't be bothered to ask for a version without fonts. Yeah, so we have Phil in front of a cracked open egg, or some electrical coils, or some random forms. I would say they are his balls which are getting cracked open whenever he points at something. Proud salty loser. I dunno man.
 
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Pargon

Intergalactic sperg-a-to-reeeeee
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Thank gout he changed his avatar from greasy hair to something more fun related.
Also there is text above and below his header but he can't be bothered to make it mobile friendly. In browser you can't even see there is supposed to be text. So he fails in both ways.
What the fuck is that logo/background even supposed to be? Is he breaking out of something? Is something exploding behind and then also in front of him? It looks like kindergarten paper craft.

Hope whatever group home-dweller who made that for him for free winds up with a big ol' manual ban :lol:
 

Synth

whatever
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Thank gout he changed his avatar from greasy hair to something more fun related.
Also there is text above and below his header but he can't be bothered to make it mobile friendly. In browser you can't even see there is supposed to be text. So he fails in both ways.
What the fuck even?

This is even worse than what he had before.

Doing a quick, cursory look into it, some dude on his forums named GuardianApe (5 posts, account made April 2nd -- clearly a reference to the Sekiro boss) posted links to a bunch of shit on imgur and some zippyshare links I trust less than those I click when I'm pirating Adobe software.

Obviously the image of Dave pointing off at the horizon is from his old banner collage thing where he's got Toucan Sam accompanying him for whatever fucking reason, but I dunno where that face is from. If you look at a decent resolution from the imgur album, you can see some shitty brush was used to paint his facial hair/scruff, as there's a very distinct pattern that repeats in the upper-left of each "blotch" that the brush was used on.

Discounting the terrible background, no artist worth their salt would use a brush like that, so it makes you believe that the clip art face is from somewhere else, but isolating it and doing reverse image searches didn't turn anything up for me.

I don't recognize that and I don't know where it's from, but I don't like it. This is a terrible "upgrade" on all levels possible. If he wasn't such an asshole I'd make him something halfway decent out of pity for free, but I can't bring myself to do it.
 

Kheapathic

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This CT Condo problem could've had less of an impact, if he just put some fucking effort into finding a property management firm and rented it out. Yes, there's the possibility that he could've had a shit tenant that'd destroy everything; but those are more the exception than the rule. Damn near every rental place I know of, requires proof of occupation and can set a bar of "You must be this rich to rent here;" laws may vary, but I know places with those stipulations. Combine that with things like credit checks, and you can make a decent judgement call on whether someone's a flake, psychotic, or otherwise unreliable when it comes to renting. It wouldn't zero out his monthly payments, but it could've helped. But no, gonna take the quick and easy route which is going to become a slow and painful bleed in the long run. Good game Phil, good game.
 

RemoveKebab

SERBIA STRONG
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What the fuck even?

This is even worse than what he had before.

Doing a quick, cursory look into it, some dude on his forums named GuardianApe (5 posts, account made April 2nd -- clearly a reference to the Sekiro boss) posted links to a bunch of shit on imgur and some zippyshare links I trust less than those I click when I'm pirating Adobe software.

Obviously the image of Dave pointing off at the horizon is from his old banner collage thing where he's got Toucan Sam accompanying him for whatever fucking reason, but I dunno where that face is from. If you look at a decent resolution from the imgur album, you can see some shitty brush was used to paint his facial hair/scruff, as there's a very distinct pattern that repeats in the upper-left of each "blotch" that the brush was used on.

Discounting the terrible background, no artist worth their salt would use a brush like that, so it makes you believe that the clip art face is from somewhere else, but isolating it and doing reverse image searches didn't turn anything up for me.

I don't recognize that and I don't know where it's from, but I don't like it. This is a terrible "upgrade" on all levels possible. If he wasn't such an asshole I'd make him something halfway decent out of pity for free, but I can't bring myself to do it.
That background looks like something that Sidella would create.
 

wabbits

I just laid choklat eggs 4 U 2 eat
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The Parental Solution® is designed, I believe, specifically to wreck Philpot's credit because he can't handle credit and shouldn't be allowed to have any more.

Granted, after 7 years, the foreclosure on the CT condo will be taken off his credit report, but by then maybe he'll have paid off some of what he already owes.

Oh yeah, ha ha ha, he'll never make a dent in it.
 

BrunoMattei

Vincent Dawn
True & Honest Fan
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The Parental Solution® is designed, I believe, specifically to wreck Philpot's credit because he can't handle credit and shouldn't be allowed to have any more.

Granted, after 7 years, the foreclosure on the CT condo will be taken off his credit report, but by then maybe he'll have paid off some of what he already owes.

Oh yeah, ha ha ha, he'll never make a dent in it.
I find it incredibly difficult to believe that during his "hours long" meeting with his parents where he got more money out of them that they didn't sit his fat ass down and tell him to get a real job.
 
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Salubrious

Feelin' Healthy
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I have at least two friends who go around buying cheap homes, fixing them up a little bit, and then renting them out as a side job for extra money.

The fact that DSP legit believes that letting the CT condo foreclose is a BETTER solution than just renting it out is not even mind-boggling; I legit cannot think of the correct word for it.
 

Asperchewy

Make Microsoft Paint Great Again
True & Honest Fan
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Thank gout he changed his avatar from greasy hair to something more fun related.
Also there is text above and below his header but he can't be bothered to make it mobile friendly. In browser you can't even see there is supposed to be text. So he fails in both ways.

Edit: So the text is "Currently Offline" and "DarkSydePhil". He couldn't be bothered to ask for a version without fonts. Yeah, so we have Phil in front of a cracked open egg, or some electrical coils, or some random forms. I would say they are his balls which are getting cracked open whenever he points at something. Proud salty loser. I dunno man.
Those circles look familiar... They look like Chris Chans eyes. :|
 

Kermit the Frog

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Thank gout he changed his avatar from greasy hair to something more fun related.
Also there is text above and below his header but he can't be bothered to make it mobile friendly. In browser you can't even see there is supposed to be text. So he fails in both ways.

Edit: So the text is "Currently Offline" and "DarkSydePhil". He couldn't be bothered to ask for a version without fonts. Yeah, so we have Phil in front of a cracked open egg, or some electrical coils, or some random forms. I would say they are his balls which are getting cracked open whenever he points at something. Proud salty loser. I dunno man.
How in the hell did Phil look at this and think it was a good representation of him? I mean, it's good in that it's accurate, but all it does it show off just how old and unappealing he is. The receding hairline, the angry look on his face, the bulbous nose, the patchy beard, the flabby arms, etc.. This isn't fun at all. Granted, it's better than that absolutely wretched greasy hair pic he had for his avatar, this is still horrible in its own right.

I have at least two friends who go around buying cheap homes, fixing them up a little bit, and then renting them out as a side job for extra money.

The fact that DSP legit believes that letting the CT condo foreclose is a BETTER solution than just renting it out is not even mind-boggling; I legit cannot think of the correct word for it.
Not only is DSP going to foreclose on his condo, he's going to call the mortgage company and tell them it's THEIR FAULT that he can't pay the mortgage, like that's a good idea. (See video below, timestamp is 46:44). All they're going is going to hear is "I can't pay, dood!" and tell him to get fucked. It's not their fault he didn't pay his taxes and owes a bunch of money to the government. This isn't some poor guy down on his luck getting bullied by a mortgage company, this is a man who by himself makes well over $100,000 every year pretending to be a victim. He's setting himself up to having not only his credit obliterated from the foreclosure, but also to getting sued into oblivion (he'd have to spend thousands to get a lawyer to fight the case if he was really determined) and having his wages garnished to pay off the rest of the mortgage. This is the worst way he could go about getting rid of the condo, so I hope he goes through with it.
 

Prince Lotor

She said 'Yes', dood! We getting married, okaaay?
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At 54:05 in 'CT Trip Podcast part 3' he actually says, "like the house[CT Condo], once it's forclosed on. .that's not mu-my-my problem any more, but the credit cards and stuff. .they're not just going to go away so. . .hopefully. ."
I think he's really under the impression that as soon as he says 'FUCK YOU' to the bank he owes them nothing for his home loan and walks away scot-free, except for loosing points off his credit score :lit:🤣
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jh2Exwe9Fo&t=54m05s
 

That Damned Tiger

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I have at least two friends who go around buying cheap homes, fixing them up a little bit, and then renting them out as a side job for extra money.

The fact that DSP legit believes that letting the CT condo foreclose is a BETTER solution than just renting it out is not even mind-boggling; I legit cannot think of the correct word for it.
It's called being an exceptional individual.
 

SkippyLongbottom

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well my line of thinking was if he told his fans he sold the condo it wouldn't help his begging sessions because "hey didn't you get x amount for selling that condo?" As well as he can now complain about not having enough credit to pay for any of muh bills, so i need help more than ever now guys! Again, I dont think he actually sold it, but it was just a conspiracy theory that popped in my head.
Just from the recent shit show I believe what we all know(and expected) how he acts when he openly pulls some bullshit like this. So it's more of another tab to keep on him in the future for other "conspiracy theorists" like ourselves to hold on to.

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LOL, cartoon DSP looks like he has pubes glued to his face.
That shit was definitely made in paint. Look at his scruff around the goatee, that was definitely a lazy fucking job with the Spray Can tool.
 

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