DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

Phil got ~$2200 in tips on August 4th. When will he say he's overdrawn or can't afford a game?

  • On or before August 11th

    Votes: 75 28.8%
  • After the 11th, before the 15th (Twitch payment)

    Votes: 49 18.8%
  • After the 15th, but before the end of the month

    Votes: 46 17.7%
  • Literally the first day of September

    Votes: 68 26.2%
  • Never again. His financial woes are cured.

    Votes: 22 8.5%

  • Total voters
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Brian Butterfield

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He's legit shitting on fans for daring to vote for games they want him to play... in a fan voted marathon.

"You think you can just come in here and want a game that won't make me money? Go fuck yourselves, dood!"
He's basically bitching that he "has" to give his fans the appearance of a choice. If he weren't so exceptional about it he'd just make a list himself and then have people vote on it, instead he wants to kick and scream until the piggies choose the correct door.
 

Cpt_Autismo

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I can actually see this happening at some point, looking at the increased amount of criticism Twitch has been getting about their seemingly biased way of enforcing rules the past couple of months (the Ninja thing, a thot saying the n word and feeding liquor to a cat who goes scot-free, while a dude who took of his shirt because it got stained while eating received an instant ban etc. etc.).

I can see them becoming much more strict with their rules, just like Youtube has been doing the past year or so, simply because they let shit get out of hand. And with Microsoft/Mixer looking as if they're upping the ante on being a serious competitor (also from a technical point of view), I'm very interested to see how Twitch will react to all of this.

And if there's one person who absolutely cannot handle authority or strict rules, it's everyone's favorite variety streamer DarksydePhil.
I don't think that we will see any improvement/consistency anytime soon from Twitch. I worked in the same offices as my cuntrys twitch staff/mods and they where all just chuks and feminazis. Never saw a normal person among them. All these guys are just prime audience for DSP and thots, that's way they always getaway with bracking TOS.

That said twitch would need to do a purge in their own ranks before they could enforce TOS. All that shit is just deeply rooted in the company, just like the cub porn shit on discord.
 

geekboy400

closeted sociopath and a classy ghost
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Also complaining about the nominations for his shitty Rage-A-Thon. Doesn't like the choices. He's trying to funnel in certain games that he is secretly interested in like Super Meat Boy and the like.
im not sure why he would want to go back to super meat boy he already did as part of his indie "marathon" back in 2015 (we even got phils fake rage)
 

Zack the ripper

Super villain
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Damn, this dood must be from the Illuminati or something, working on some kind of super effective masterplan that will be released from the shadows of the unknown in three weeks.


Oh...
dood was talking about calling card
its a case of too much persona 5
although its the best thing to larp as cuz persona is the shit
but still you larping boi
 

Wurstbrot

I'm not a whiny baby
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im not sure why he would want to go back to super meat boy he already did as part of his indie "marathon" back in 2015 (we even got phils fake rage)
Agreed. Phil does not get angry from difficulty. Pure difficulty makes him focus so hard on a game that any interaction gets lost.

His wheels get hot when he feels BETRAYED, funny enough in all shades of green. BETRAY him on his money and you receive anger. A game is so "bad" that it makes him no money, BETRAYED. Someone else is better than him, which means people will most likely not donate to him as only awesome players get cash, BETRAYED. Someone says something negative about him which lessens his income, BETRAAAAYED, you probably get revengeful hate for weeks (or years later when you are on the ground anyway). Figure out he lied, oooohoho, get banned and badmouthed, you can't just sabotage his organised scam.

Or just attack his fragile ego in ANY form, it's the exact same. Good games BETRAY him constantly, imagine how much ape shit he would throw when he plays a genuine bad game. Phil is the best, the games make the mistakes as they are cheap and for glasses wearing basement dwellers *snort*.

PS: Of course there is no real betrayal, only egomaniac fart sniffers would think of themselfs that way. So here we go.
 
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ZehnBoat

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Watch himself watching himself watching his own videos
*snort* and welcome to the DSP retrospective 573
today we'll be watching footage from muh 33 year legacy
starting with videos from retrospective 345, 529, and 103, okay?
then we'll finish with watching 433 all the way through *leans in and does the secretly talking to you by covering the side of my face with my hand gesture* and you should watch it with me on muh channel on youtube cuz i can still monetize that one.
don't forget to come back TOOMAHROW for retrospective 574
 

AckedyACK

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I would truly be willing to pay to see PlanetJeff's face the exact moment he will unevitably realize Phil is a disgusting, rotten-to-the-core, unhygienic, scamming empty shell of a human being, at whom he threw all of his deceased wife's money. I would pay to see his face when he realizes this, and Phil starts to ignore/avoid him at all cost the same way he avoids soap and good manners.

Remember that 1K you gave away for the Jasper scam? Yeah, you sure showed the haters!
 

SkippyLongbottom

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Agreed. Phil does not get angry from difficulty. Pure difficulty makes him focus so hard on a game that any interaction gets lost.

His wheels get hot when he feels BETRAYED, funny enough in all shades of green. BETRAY him on his money and you receive anger. A game is so "bad" that it makes him no money, BETRAYED. Someone else is better than him, which means people will most likely not donate to him as only awesome players get cash, BETRAYED. Someone says something negative about him which lessens his income, BETRAAAAYED, you probably get revengeful hate for weeks (or years later when you are on the ground anyway). Figure out he lied, oooohoho, get banned and badmouthed, you can't just sabotage his organised scam.

Or just attack his fragile ego in ANY form, it's the exact same. Good games BETRAY him constantly, imagine how much ape shit he would throw when he plays a genuine bad game. Phil is the best, the games make the mistakes as they are cheap and for glasses wearing basement dwellers *snort*.

PS: Of course there is no real betrayal, only egomaniac fart sniffers would think of themselfs that way. So here we go.
Dude obviously has massive control issues. He put out some bait to get his fans some incentive to give him shekels and didn't think about the end result. Didn't realize he gave free reign to the public on nominating stuff he would need to play that it would end in the results we have now.

This is why he is in a tizzy about it. He's pulling some manipulation to funnel in certain games by giving HINT HINTs all over the place because he is not happy with the results. Absolutely a fucking weasel.

Let's see if he pulls another Mario64 wins bullshit because if so, any dumb poll he posts for some stupid marathon after that is just pointless. These are starting to look like a list of suggestions and not a very democratic option for his viewers. At any point he can just make up some bullshit on how the poll was rigged when it most likely wasn't. The only rigging in the end is Phil blowing it off and just picking whatever he feels like playing.

Phil is just an old fart trying to pretend to stay hip with times when he is really off the mark here. This guise of loving to play games and have fun is so stupid because anyone with half a brain can see through that bullshit. He's a piece of work who hopped in on a common day fad of wanting to be a streamer to make money but isn't even trying to pretend anymore about the gamer part. Has $$ in his eyes at all times and any sort of move he makes for his jahb is solely on how much money he can profit.
 

Pargon

Engaging in cultural trench warfare
True & Honest Fan
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I would truly be willing to pay to see PlanetJeff's face the exact moment he will unevitably realize Phil is a disgusting, rotten-to-the-core, unhygienic, scamming empty shell of a human being, at whom he threw all of his deceased wife's money. I would pay to see his face when he realizes this, and Phil starts to ignore/avoid him at all cost the same way he avoids soap and good manners.

Remember that 1K you gave away for the Jasper scam? Yeah, you sure showed the haters!
Honestly I hope in that moment that he very seriously considers self-harm. I don't care so much about DSP being supported by anyone but a fuck-up of that magnitude warrants a level of recrimination which can only come from within.
 

SkippyLongbottom

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I would actually like to see him go back and finish Hotline Miami 2, those games genuinely pissed him off. He would do his usual fake rage going full clown mode but eventually the real rage would set in.
Part of me thinks he would do everything in his power to NOT play a game like Hotline Miami 2 as he leads on. He's doing some reverse psychology for shit like "Why would people pick SFV? I neveeeeeer raaaaaage aaaaaat thaaaaat." followed by his little bitch boy "lol".
 

PieceofShet

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Part of me thinks he would do everything in his power to NOT play a game like Hotline Miami 2 as he leads on. He's doing some reverse psychology for shit like "Why would people pick SFV? I neveeeeeer raaaaaaged aaaaaat thaaaaat." followed by his little bitch boy "lol".
When nominating a game causes dsp to rage in his chat... I say SFV is a good choice for rageathon.
 

gaarashatan

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Speaking of stupid trolls:

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[2019-08-13 22:15:17 UTC] scowlingonion: Cheer250 Could you check the logs later? ooziegohard got banned but he was being sarcastic. look at he context of what he said
[2019-08-13 22:19:48 UTC] scowlingonion: Cheer265 I actually had a conversation with a few detractors and to be honest. they're pretty Dumb. You ask them how is phil so bad and its just meme after meme or hurl insults. your detractors are your biggiest fans. truly.


GOT EEEEEEEEM. Ops are full go, Code "First REEEEagle" Castiel!
how long till THE DETRACTORS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG?
 
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When nominating a game causes dsp to rage in his chat... I say SFV is a good choice for rageathon.
I would agree except he knows he only has to play for like 1-2 hours, max. If it was for the whole time, absolutely would be hilarious because he's shit at the game AND would be dealing with new characters.
 
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Phil Factor

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When nominating a game causes dsp to rage in his chat... I say SFV is a good choice for rageathon.
I was hoping for Morrowind bathroom breaks where after a hour of getting lost DSP magically clears his head and discovers the right path and vehemently denies any accusations of using guides whilst banning a few pay pigs in the process because they're bored and trolling.
 

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