DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

Phil got ~$2200 in tips on August 4th. When will he say he's overdrawn or can't afford a game?

  • On or before August 11th

    Votes: 75 28.8%
  • After the 11th, before the 15th (Twitch payment)

    Votes: 49 18.8%
  • After the 15th, but before the end of the month

    Votes: 46 17.7%
  • Literally the first day of September

    Votes: 68 26.2%
  • Never again. His financial woes are cured.

    Votes: 22 8.5%

  • Total voters
    260

Pargon

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Why the hell are there 11 choices on that poll? If DSP is so upset about people picking "stupid choices", why didn't he narrow the list down to three-four things that he wouldn't mind playing and let them vote on those?

Crash Team is leading the vote with 13%. What kind of voting is this?
What games does one vote on for a Rage-a-thon played by a man who can only barely contain his distaste for video games writ large?

It's like the Reverse/Rebirth of the "what does one get for the man who has everything" issue.
 

Vic Viper T301

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The problem with his whole rage stream concept is he's only going to play the games for a couple hours. Even for the games in that list that could actually generate rage like Ninja Gaiden, Phil's style of playing slow as hell searching every corner for secrets and constantly stopping to read donations means he won't get to the hard parts. MAYBE he would reach the first boss of Ninja Gaiden and have enough time to get killed a couple times. And since he knows he is just going to drop the game forever after the two hours are up, there will be no rage. The whole idea is fucking stupid.

The only thing that could cause legitimate rage in that list is Street Fighter V and he will surely make an 'executive decision' not to play it because he's a salty bitch.
 

SkippyLongbottom

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The problem with his whole rage stream concept is he's only going to play the games for a couple hours. Even for the games in that list that could actually generate rage like Ninja Gaiden, Phil's style of playing slow as hell searching every corner for secrets and constantly stopping to read donations means he won't get to the hard parts. MAYBE he would reach the first boss of Ninja Gaiden and have enough time to get killed a couple times. And since he knows he is just going to drop the game forever after the two hours are up, there will be no rage. The whole idea is fucking stupid.

The only thing that could cause legitimate rage in that list is Street Fighter V and he will surely make an 'executive decision' not to play it because he's a salty bitch.
Do we even have an official date yet for when it happens? Because I absolutely agree on the fact he's only dumping a few hours per game, so what is going to motivate or give him some drive to keep pushing forward for progression if knows he just has to fill in 2 hours at the most per game? Most games slowly introduce mechanics and the like that the actual rage parts happen way past late of 2 hours.

SFV is perfect since he can just jump in and get right into the meat and potatoes. Same with Crash.

Also he is supposed to acquire whatever wins too which will skew his choices to say nay to some titles. So he will possibly choose whatever is easiest and cheapest to get and/or has already in possession.

Either way he should have just picked maybe two games tops to fill in the shitty marathon.
 

Fuckoffdad

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Despite the obvious pretense of the "rage-a-thon" as some supposed flagship "reality" show for Modern Era Man and The Invisible Siamese Kitties, it's a pity you can't choose Master Ninja Mode from the off in Ninja Gaiden Black because unlike a bunch of the other titles on the "vote" that require more time to get to the meat of the challenge it's one of those games that sets the bar high from the off simply because you don't have access to a few critical abilities and it makes the start of the game about as hard as just about anything else that comes after it. In fact the game arguably starts to get easier with more tools at your disposal. I could see him bailing with at least a slither of genuine aggrivation and infantile contempt for the game before even reaching the first save point.

I could however be overestimating him and normal mode could spank him just as hard as any other tougher difficulty.
 

SkippyLongbottom

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I think one thing people are overlooking with this stupid marathon is that true Phil rage is when he quits the game on the spot.

If it was an actual authentic rage marathon then he would fly through the games in a heartbeat because he would stop playing each and every one of them. Otherwise it's fake as shit rage, or filled with absolute bitching the whole way through.
 

Draventren

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why would people vote for WoW? the only thing he'll rage at is people one-shotting quest mobs

morrowind is much better suited for dave because he's a dumbass, but just like any other old games he played he'll have his hand held by the chat during the entire game
If it's current WoW too, rather than WoW classic when it drops, that game doesn't really cause rage. it's pretty easy, especially at low levels if you know how to handle mobs efficiently.

Though he might find a way to die in a starting zone where nothing attacks you until you get first hit because he's an exceptional individual and doesn't understand he needs to click the pretty buttons to fire off attacks.
 

Kermit the Frog

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Phil doesn't get legitimately mad during these preplanned "rage-a-thons." I don't know how you can plan to get mad at a video game when you know what to expect, especially when you're not going to play online. It's like he tried to find a way to capitalize on his angry gamer reputation in the most lazy, stale way possible. He either stonewalls and doesn't show any emotion so the detractors don't make fun of him or goes into fake rage clown mode to get his wheelchair fanbase all riled up so they give him money. The only real rage will be if his fans aren't "interacting" or "contributing" enough for his liking, then it's time to stop everything to browbeat the cucks. He will of course hype them up as something special and full of RAGE in his dumb tweets and put clickbait titles on his YouTube videos when in reality the whole thing was a boring shitfest.
 

Sparkletor

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New theory

Remember when Phil had the Indy Marathon and he played Minecraft? It was so popular that he added Minecraft to his roster of chill games.

Maybe he wants to play Marrowind so he can add it to his lineup.

Why? Because Kat loves everything elder scrolls related.

This could just be a ruse to make some content because Kat told him to.
 

MoonRocker

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In regards to WoW, the only reason why it’s on that list is that I assume the same thing would happen when he first tried playing it: tons of autists would create new characters to flood the server he’s on to prevent him from questing or progressing altogether.

But that would only give him more reason to log out early, blame it on the mentally ill trolls, and enable him to clock out early because people are always fucking with him.
 

SowonNation

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DSP just said that he doesn't want to play Apex Legends because "it's old and outdated."
To follow up, he also said that he went through the game "a million times", and destroyed it and "won a bunch".

Get the fuck out of here Dave. Brian's backbone almost cracked because of your shitty gameplay; he carried your ass.
Watching him loot and walk around in Apex was about as exciting as watching my grandpa play it.

Also "just because it's free it's not good". What a shitty take from an even shittier person.

He won't play Apex Solo mode because "it's too little too late."
He's scared. His gameplay is a real snoozefest, and he looks like an alien playing the game. His viewcount would plummet and Phil knows it.
 

Dragoonism

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DSP just said that he doesn't want to play Apex Legends because "it's old and outdated."

Edit: He won't play Apex Solo mode because "it's too little too late."
Won't play AL because it is old, but will play Black Ops 4 that is older?

To follow up, he also said that he went through the game "a million times", and destroyed it and "won a bunch".

Get the fuck out of here Dave. Brian's backbone almost cracked because of your shitty gameplay; he carried your ass.
Watching him loot and walk around in Apex was about as exciting as watching my grandpa play it.
Did he ever win a game without Brian and Kek?

Also "just because it's free it's not good". What a shitty take from an even shittier person.
That's rich coming from someone who complains he can't afford games anymore...

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Peeked in on him playing Black Ops 4, he gets killed by a guy hidding in a corner and have the balls to claim that what they guy did was boring...
It is not even funny to see how he behaves towards the cat, he thinks others constantly talks about their cats/dogs but it just comes of as spam.

Edit:
So apparently Phil dont mind if Kat gets on some for of social media, just as long as she dont have it in her actual name as a form of protection, but she refuses since she dont wanna put their happy and good life in danger by getting a account on Twitter, FB or what ever...

Edit2:
A donation he wont read!
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Phil:"A tip from the mod that got unmodded and im not going to read it!" (giggle)
It followed a rant about how evil detractors are that make things up so he can no longer be transparent about his life anymore!

Another tip wonders about how creating trolls are making things up about him?
Claim that he have done some financial mistakes in the past and is now paying for it, that he expected to always make as much money as he used to do, but then he made mistakes, trolls attacked him and YT...
Correct me if im wrong, but when does he normally claim he made financial mistakes? Doesn't he usually blame his financial advisors, YT, Twitch, Trolls and God and the Devil but never himself?

Edit3:
Said it before and say it again DSP and LTG could have been twins seperated at birth!
You make a video showing LTG rage quitting it's defemation of character!
Everything detractors claim about Phil is now defemation of character!
 
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