DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

Will the Tips Goal come down again?

  • Nope--like the whoreboard, it's there to stay.

    Votes: 48 66.7%
  • Yes--for like a week at some point before it reappears.

    Votes: 15 20.8%
  • Yes--because Emerald_Tut_the_7th will show up to shower a huge amount on Phil

    Votes: 9 12.5%

  • Total voters
    72

SkippyLongbottom

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Good example of his chronic lying with his over explaining of tiny worthless details, like his CT wedding trip. He would rather explain dumb shit like what he ate during his flight there than the wedding itself. No one gave a damn about what kind of crackers you had and no one asked in the first place.

Whenever he cannot get straight to the point and rambles like a lunatic, that's when I know he's lying. Totally goes on deflection mode to distract you from the actual important details or you just straight up stop giving a shit because he just goes on and on.
 

JimiHendrix

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Thought I'd bring this up since I haven't seen anyone mention it, few days ago I was watching the start of his stream, when he was on his PS4 dashboard, and I could see a notification that he received a PM from Bryan I believe? Was either Bryan or Kekon, think it was Bryan. Anyway the message said something like "Hey man, weird seeing you here and not on stream".

The fact I was able to see this message at all, means Phil never opened it or read it.
 

Nu11ptr

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I'm not sure if I'm going blind or something, but that back-of-the-head picture he posted was, to me, dark enough to get Phillip biting his nails.

This is interesting to me, as it leads to two hypotheses:

He deliberately turned off the flash in the picture. I'm not sure if every phone is the same, but all the ones I've used have the flash setting default to "auto". This means if you're going to attempt to take a low-light picture without the flash triggering, you need to deliberately change the setting before snapping the shot. This means that not only did he take time to ensure that he would not be noticed, but it also leads us to believe that this is a pattern of behavior, that he has done this before. Which leads us to hypothesis 2...

Kat does not follow anything her husband does online. People have pointed out that he has posted at least one other picture like this before (last year around Thanksgiving if memory serves). We have heard (from a compulsive liar, admittedly) that Kat refuses to be any part of his online persona, whether it be streams or pictures. [Sidebar: This I somewhat believe because Phillip is a bitch and would exploit anything ever for money if possible] So in order for this weeble not to get wobbled, the wife must not view his Instagram. For him to have to suggest that she come on stream, she must not watch his streams and hear people asking for it.

In short, DarkSydeKat does not care a jot about the one thing that Phillip values above all else: his 11-year internet kingdom. The only thing he has that differentiates him from the common man.

Imagine this: you care about something so much you sacrifice everything in your life, family, friends, happiness, to pursue something. Something that you value, perhaps erroneously, but value nonetheless. Then you get married to someone who you espouse to be the love of your life, the perfect soulmate, and that person does not give even half of a flying fuck about your passion, to the point where they are not willing to even consider participating in it.

Yes we all know that all Phillip cares about is the money, but he also has had a certain pride about his legacy. If you ever wonder why he seems like he is a hollow husk pressing buttons at random, I submit to you that the one person he would most want to acknowledge his accomplishments doesn't care at all.

Oh also when Kat leaves him she's taking Jasper
 

Awful Meerkat

Kat agrees with me
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Thought I'd bring this up since I haven't seen anyone mention it, few days ago I was watching the start of his stream, when he was on his PS4 dashboard, and I could see a notification that he received a PM from Bryan I believe? Was either Bryan or Kekon, think it was Bryan. Anyway the message said something like "Hey man, weird seeing you here and not on stream".

The fact I was able to see this message at all, means Phil never opened it or read it.
He doesn't read messages that don't have money attached to them.
 

SkippyLongbottom

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About those Minecraft streams again: I think I just heard DSP slip up show his true intentions.
What was it? I only paid attention to the parts where he has to mention that last stream people were basically going furious with tips to get a stupid sign. That tells me everything about his intentions.

I'm not sure if I'm going blind or something, but that back-of-the-head picture he posted was, to me, dark enough to get Phillip biting his nails.

This is interesting to me, as it leads to two hypotheses:

He deliberately turned off the flash in the picture. I'm not sure if every phone is the same, but all the ones I've used have the flash setting default to "auto". This means if you're going to attempt to take a low-light picture without the flash triggering, you need to deliberately change the setting before snapping the shot. This means that not only did he take time to ensure that he would not be noticed, but it also leads us to believe that this is a pattern of behavior, that he has done this before. Which leads us to hypothesis 2...

Kat does not follow anything her husband does online. People have pointed out that he has posted at least one other picture like this before (last year around Thanksgiving if memory serves). We have heard (from a compulsive liar, admittedly) that Kat refuses to be any part of his online persona, whether it be streams or pictures. [Sidebar: This I somewhat believe because Phillip is a bitch and would exploit anything ever for money if possible] So in order for this weeble not to get wobbled, the wife must not view his Instagram. For him to have to suggest that she come on stream, she must not watch his streams and hear people asking for it.

In short, DarkSydeKat does not care a jot about the one thing that Phillip values above all else: his 11-year internet kingdom. The only thing he has that differentiates him from the common man.

Imagine this: you care about something so much you sacrifice everything in your life, family, friends, happiness, to pursue something. Something that you value, perhaps erroneously, but value nonetheless. Then you get married to someone who you espouse to be the love of your life, the perfect soulmate, and that person does not give even half of a flying fuck about your passion, to the point where they are not willing to even consider participating in it.

Yes we all know that all Phillip cares about is the money, but he also has had a certain pride about his legacy. If you ever wonder why he seems like he is a hollow husk pressing buttons at random, I submit to you that the one person he would most want to acknowledge his accomplishments doesn't care at all.

Oh also when Kat leaves him she's taking Jasper
Speaking of Instagram, he still has some photos of him and Leanna. Either he's lazy, doesn't know, or still has a thing for her.
 
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Nigel of Ukip

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Kat does not follow anything her husband does online.
In the very 1st or 2nd stream Kat knew about Phil's escort saga, and she knew about the trolls. She followed Phil on Twitter and liked his stuff, they even shared some messages over some streaming thing. Her following him on Twitter leads me to believe she saw everything and was fine with it because from what Phil told her, as told to us by Subaru-Man, he made good money.
Kat is very aware of what he does but she doesn't care as she has a very easy life, or at the very least a better life.
 

killuminati

soap dropped, nigga
True & Honest Fan
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And as everyone already predicted, Mr. Views says Pewdiepie and his content are irrelevant apparently. You see Dave has literal thousands of people that make fun of him on a daily basis. Pewdiepie only has a subscriber count equivalent to 1/3rd of the US population. He's fucking dead man, nobody cares about Pewdiepie.


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You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. :story:
 

SkippyLongbottom

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And as everyone already predicted, Mr. Views says Pewdiepie and his content are irrelevant apparently. You see Dave has literal thousands of people that make fun of him on a daily basis. Pewdiepie only has a subscriber count equivalent to 1/3rd of the US population. He's fucking dead man, nobody cares about Pewdiepie.


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You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. :story:
There was probably one thing he had over PewDiePie for awhile and was that he was a married man. Not the case anymore. Pewd news has been shitting up my twitter so it most likely has for him.
 

Nigel of Ukip

Leader of the EU Meme Black Market
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And as everyone already predicted, Mr. Views says Pewdiepie and his content are irrelevant apparently. You see Dave has literal thousands of people that make fun of him on a daily basis. Pewdiepie only has a subscriber count equivalent to 1/3rd of the US population. He's fucking dead man, nobody cares about Pewdiepie.


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You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. :story:
Phil's latest video, 14 hours ago 352 views.
With his 187,938 subscribers, that means that under 0.5% of said subscribers watched his video.
What a dead fucking channel, shit.
 

Comma

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This GTA IV stream is fucking atrocious. He's constantly looking at his laptop and pausing the game to lean in and update the leaderboard because he's getting bombarded with mostly small tips and cheers (and getting a lot of money from "trolls" in the process).

I can't imagine anyone watching this on Youtube later not wanting to gouge out their eyes. This... thing has nothing to do with something you'd describe as a "playthrough".

-edit- I think DSP is losing his mind. Well, more quickly than previously thought anyway.

Another clown throat clear:

 
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Draza (THE FAKE SERB GUY)

Бели месец
True & Honest Fan
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This GTA IV stream is fucking atrocious. He's constantly looking at his laptop and pausing the game to lean in and update the leaderboard because he's getting bombarded with mostly small tips and cheers (and getting a lot of money from "trolls" in the process).

I can't imagine anyone watching this on Youtube later not wanting to gouge out their eyes.
Good thing few to no people watch this lazy spammed garbage.
 

SkippyLongbottom

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This GTA IV stream is fucking atrocious. He's constantly looking at his laptop and pausing the game to lean in and update the leaderboard because he's getting bombarded with mostly small tips and cheers (and getting a lot of money from "trolls" in the process).

I can't imagine anyone watching this on Youtube later not wanting to gouge out their eyes.
But make sure on his days off you go to his Youtube to catch up on his playthroughs(need views for pennies). Especially the ones where he spends the whole time bowling, talking about trolls, and driving around like a fucking grandpa. Also make sure to tip him on his day off too!
 
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KD6-3.7

“GOD.... DAMMIT!!”
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This GTA IV stream is fucking atrocious. He's constantly looking at his laptop and pausing the game to lean in and update the leaderboard because he's getting bombarded with mostly small tips and cheers (and getting a lot of money from "trolls" in the process).

I can't imagine anyone watching this on Youtube later not wanting to gouge out their eyes. This... thing has nothing to do with something you'd describe as a "playthrough".

-edit- I think DSP is losing his mind. Well, more quickly than previously though anyway.

Another clown throat clear:

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I agree 100% on the “losing his mind” part. There’s something going on that’s causing him to act even more obnoxious and insufferable and even more weird lately. His answers to cheers and tips are just way more toxic than usual. And I’ve never seen him do these ultra-exaggerated throat clears outside of a week ago. You’ve got the bottle crunches straight into the mic, as well as the belches and snorts. Who knows what’s going on in that pig brain of his.
 

SkippyLongbottom

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I agree 100% on the “losing his mind” part. There’s something that’s causing him to act even more obnoxious and insufferable lately. His answers to cheers and tips are just way more toxic than usual. And I’ve never seen him do these ultra-exaggerated throat clears outside of a week ago. You’ve got the bottle crunches straight into the mic, as well as the belches and snorts. Who knows what’s going on in that pig brain of his.
Probably to piss off detractors, create memes, or make TIHYDPs not viable. Doesn't realize he's also pissing off his own "fans". The real wheelchairs don't seem to mind it though.
 

Kermit the Frog

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First Kat sighting since the wedding pictures.

PS: What the actual fuck is that windows vista ass, tiny, square ass monitor????
I know I'm a little late on this one, but I have to talk about it.
We're really back to this creeper shit again? This is your fucking wife, Phil, you should be able to get her to take a normal, happy pic of her with her pet cat that she supposedly said she wanted. Phil is completely out of touch with reality if he thinks this is what a normal picture looks like. Everything about this is weird and unnatural. Kat is obliviously playing her game in the corner of her room (no Phil, not her fucking office) on a tiny monitor, completley ignoring everything around her, to the point where it seems as if Phil told her not to move because he wanted a pic of Jasper on top of the chair. Jasper obviously didn't go up there on his own, Phil placed him there and his other hand that's not holding the camera is holding Jasper in place, which is why Jasper is looking at Phil; had Jasper been laying there naturally, he'd probably be sleeping or in some other relaxed state. This was a staged photo, Phil was in complete control, and he could not figure out how to make it look normal. Phil is a fucking alien at this point, he simply put does not know how to interact with human beings.
What's funny is that during today's pre-stream, Phil actually had the temerity to call someone stupid for suggesting there were long term effects on Phil's mental state from only talking to one person the last few years. Phil thinks he's talking to lots of people every day when he streams, dood... except for all the times he says he doesn't consider his audience to be real people and doesn't want to bother actually being friendly to them. Because as we all know, it's perfectly acceptable to obnoxiously clear your throat for 30 seconds and crunch bottles in a person's face while you're having a conversation. He's just a bitter, miserable hermit looking to make others as bitter and miserable as he is.
 

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