DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Prince Lotor

. . .and the blackest eyes. The Devil's eyes.
kiwifarms.net
I honestly don't think anyone specific at Twitch has told Phil they have his back. If they did, I have no problem being called a fucking idiot; but the only thing that has got Twitch to be consistent is "making fun of other streamers" or having a big enough of a public backlash to warrant having to take action. Phil getting banned for a day or two for making an off the cuff comment on purple-beard guy shows Phil isn't untouchable; yes it was supposed to be longer, but he backdoored his way into making it far shorter than it was supposed to be, but I'm chalking that up to partner-privilege instead of someone looking out for him (because he's not the only one who's been able to do that). There's probably only two ways to make Phil get dropped completely by Twitch. The first would be some form of x-ism that causes the progressives to sperg out; because Twitch loves to bill themselves as progressives. So if Phil was to drop a nigger-bomb when bitching about Tevin or something, that'd probably get him axed with a quickness. The other would be if his paypigs stop contributing so much to where Twitch starts to wonder if his 11+ year legacy is worth the problems that come with it.
Make of this what you will but after eating a Twitch ban (this was the 'fundraiser' ban iirc) Phil says he has a 'new point of contact with Twitch' (that he later refers to as 'my contact at Twitch'), and that he tells Phil that all the people reporting Phil on Twitch are "idiots" and Phil doesn't have to worry about that. Phil then says "I feel like Twitch has my back". Timestamped at 16m08s
Here Phil says that Twitch has never taken any of it seriously and that "Twitch understands that it's all just fucking nonsense and people hating me for NO REASON, and that Twitch does have my back in that regard." He then says the reason he likes Twitch better than YouTube is that a person actually looks at the reports and 'doesn't put up with false reports'. Timestamped 46m53s
 

Kheapathic

DSPGaming is just a YouTube channel
kiwifarms.net
Make of this what you will but after eating a Twitch ban (this was the 'fundraiser' ban iirc) Phil says he has a 'new point of contact with Twitch' (that he later refers to as 'my contact at Twitch'), and that he tells Phil that all the people reporting Phil on Twitch are "idiots" and Phil doesn't have to worry about that. Phil then says "I feel like Twitch has my back". Timestamped at 16m08s
Here Phil says that Twitch has never taken any of it seriously and that "Twitch understands that it's all just fucking nonsense and people hating me for NO REASON, and that Twitch does have my back in that regard." He then says the reason he likes Twitch better than YouTube is that a person actually looks at the reports and 'doesn't put up with false reports'. Timestamped 46m53s
I remember those, but I also know Phil blows shit out of proportion. Saying he has a point of contact isn't anything special over most twitch partners. He's not the only partner who fucked up and got a reduced or nulled sentence after talking to someone. He "has a point of contact" the same way Doctor Disrespect, Pokemane, Alinity, and every other big money streamer has. They don't "have his back" in the sense he'd like to believe; where they're all "Hey Phil, we like your content and we know you have an eleven year legacy." They have his back because he has people throwing enough quarters to get a blessing from the Twitch Gods; if he wasn't the autism magnet that he is, Twitch wouldn't know who he was. Just some guy who pulls in enough money to receive special status. If Twitch was to drop him; I can guarantee there would be another Machinima-esque video where he bitches about their ticketing system and not being able to talk to someone when he wants to.

As for Twitch not taking it seriously; again, the only thing to get Twitch to take notice is when it's anti-progressive or too big to be ignored. A bunch of whoevers emailing Twitch and writing the War and Peace of why Phil needs to be punished won't do anything. The same way thots breaking rules and being reported doesn't get shit done. The same way Cosmo Wright sleeping on stream and being reported didn't get shit done. Meanwhile the chat in GDQ spams emotes when Proto Magical Girl is on stream, and in less than an hour; Twitch staff ban specific emotes in chat because it's trans-phobic. Phil exists because he hasn't done anything big enough to warrant attention that can cause a public outcry. For Twitch to take notice, it'd require him to bring back Isaac Heimler and talk about killing all the Jews in space and North American Apes in Louisiana while on stream.

No one has his back, the moment he stops being profitable he's gone.
 

actually

Supervisor
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
It's time for the December 2019 monthly roundup. I'll probably put a short video up later for sharing around Twitter and whatnot.

TL;DR:

Money Phil had to spend this month = $4,424.26 (Dec tips) + $3,213.88 (Nov cheers + subs) + $828-$2,484 (Nov Youtube) + $415.95 (Patreon) = $8,882.09 - $10,538.09

Money Phil "earned" this month = $4,424.26 (Dec tips) + $2,004.34 (Dec cheers) + $1,619.00 (Dec subs) + $832-$2,496 (Dec Youtube) + $394.05 (Dec Patreon) = $9,273.65 - $10,937.65


Detailed Info:

Youtube: 832k views, at CPM of $1-$3 = $832-$2,496
Patreon: Ended up at $394.05, due largely to a surprise $70 pledge that was immediately rescinded. Still had a net loss of one patron.


Final money line is: 357.86
Total from new pledges: 91.03
Total pledge increases during the month is: 36.19
Final total is: $ 394.05
$1 patrons change = 1
$5 patrons change = -2
$10 patrons change = 0
$20 patrons change = 0
$50 patrons change = 1

I'm still rethinking these Patreon numbers and trying to determine how to calculate the right amount, but it's negligible compared to the rest.

Twitch:

# of gifted subs = 210
Gift Sub Recipients = ['slayceytron (1)', 'mr_tipper1 (1)', 'taniaraven (1)', 'camero_56 (1)', 'hogg_wash (1)', 'adrenalindragon (1)', 'dadayoungv6 (1)', 'moezii (1)', 'pandalee_gotgout (1)', 'philips_smelly_bathwater (1)', 'phillips_smelly_mods (1)', 'im_back_to_zarya (1)', 'yourwifeissuchapig (1)', 'yourm0deratorsarestupid (1)', 'youropinionistrash (1)', 'you_stole_our_donations (1)', 'miraimisaki (1)', 'nightbot (1)', 'katexo234 (1)', 'the_ahnest_everyday_frahg (1)', 'begging_cry_baby (1)', 'snort (1)', 'i_lost_my_lover_2019_kat (1)', 'your_wife_likes_my_dic (1)', 'begging_for_money__ (1)', 'gout (1)', 'begathon (1)', 'begging_cxnt (1)', 'bobbi_ling (1)', 'begging_4_money (1)', 'stopstealingourtaxdollars (1)', 'therandomgamer136 (1)', 'ironman6009 (1)', 'blk_mage_ctype (1)', 'kat_still_blows_tevin (1)', 'almighty_tervin (1)', 'yourasoreloser (1)', 'darksydephilgetajob (1)', 'youlook_likea_homosexual (1)', 'omnipotentswagginz (1)', 'bitbritly (1)', 'dakkysmurf (1)', 'kat_get_blacked (1)', 'stop_scamming_kids (1)', 'i_am_watching_tevin (1)', 'mentaal_gehandicapten_kat (1)', 'kat_rides_my_dong_lots (1)', 'stopbeggin4money (1)', 'your_a_trash_streamer (1)', 'n1gger_ (1)', 'yourgarbageatthisgame (1)', 'jerkstore_ (1)', 'notchestypuller (1)', 'rickyspanish1970 (1)', 'cless02 (1)', 'dragonchaos90 (1)', 'order66_survivor (1)', 'stillsense (1)', 'propaen (1)', 'shmutto (1)', 'talentedatchatting (1)', 'bran_low (1)', 'idazzlerazzle (1)', 'thefrahgprince (1)', 'aneternalenigma (1)', 'drbagelman (1)', 'marysharp (1)', 'akioartorius (1)', 'm0ram0ria (1)', 'welcomehome2918 (1)', 'wizknocker (1)', 'pack_of_wild_chimps (1)', 'lkevin339 (1)', 'grungy1risen (1)', 'lenick6 (1)', 'easton_taylor1 (1)', 'aliciatriad (1)', 'iwatchdspallday (1)', 'codycorona32 (1)', 'steve_with_a_v (1)', 'compress (1)', 'jbeck269 (1)', 'rayharttwins (1)', 'justsomedude_gaming (1)', 'beefsteaktomato (1)', 'spuddyspudfnord (1)', 'jesuisderique (1)', 'finiteresource (1)', 'kennishi (1)', 'd_train12 (1)', 'proteuzmzone (1)', 'lecloon75 (1)', 'yousuckatgames (1)', 'kat_begs_for_dick_in_ass (1)', 'katismegahomo (1)', 'youtube_tevin (1)', 'dsp_steals_from_kids (1)', 'your_wife_got_black_ed (1)', 'dr3amxjokerx (1)', 'diving_headbutt (1)', 'bethecolonel (1)', 'shoppingcurve88 (1)', 'your_such_a_loser (1)', 'heytherebabe (1)', 'kingofhypocrisy (1)', 'musicrecords7 (1)', 'youreawhinybaby (1)', 'youretrashatcod (1)', 'stopmakingexcuses (1)', 'because_youre_trash (1)', 'stopebeggingdude (1)', 'the_streaming_panhandler (1)', 'yourtheworstgamerever (1)', 'dark_philipe (1)', 'jainehren (1)', 'madara_is_god_ (1)', 'imyorpimpin (1)', 'checkyourmailbox (1)', 'lawsuitofredemption (1)', 'superior_court_clerk_inct (1)', 'stop_scaming_pepole (1)', 'donttipsme (1)', 'kat_gotblacked (1)', 'sued (1)', 'begathon1 (1)', 'stop_begging653 (1)', 'lsbgames16 (1)', 'eric_is_here (1)', 'kat_hits_autistic_kids (1)', 'kat_cremated_and_disposed (1)', 'dsp_number1_ebeggar (1)', 'stop_stalling (1)', 'goldencolts (1)', 'jakecats (1)', 'play_another_gamenow (1)', 'u_fat_lazy_nasty_bum (1)', 'why_u_abuse_cat (1)', 'youlook50 (1)', 'tevinizhere (1)', 'you_look_old (1)', 'yourlifeisjoke (1)', 'baldingclown63 (1)', 'urwifecheatsonyou (1)', 'snortburneii (1)', 'almightytevin (1)', 'howsthegoutphil (1)', 'ayakashii (1)', '9to5babyman (1)', 'midfirst_bank (1)', 'derichloveslemur (1)', 'heisnpc (1)', 'quantrell_blshop (1)', 'fundamentallysis (1)', 'kombat187 (1)', 'its_derich (1)', 'itsyourfault (1)', 'nintendoswitchisthebest (1)', 'wings_of_massive_gut (1)', 'dark_syde_pedo2 (1)', 'katgunnmakesmenut69 (1)', 'cocohd (1)', 'yourwifeisapig (1)', 'phils_big_tax_scam (1)', 'bryandunn (1)', 'ramzatheron (1)', 'blistified (1)', 'zepzi_pippins (1)', 'theboywhocriedfrahg (1)', 'fake_tax_tip_promises (1)', 'begginglikeautism (1)', 'yourascumbag768 (1)', 'manuelmuertos (1)', 'mediumrarechickenbreast (1)', 'martymo (1)', 'sonofpatt_ (1)', 'average_joes11 (1)', 'frog_in_a_tuxedo_ (1)', 'froginking2nd (1)', 'doodlydread (1)', 'vincent_10101010 (1)', 'avery2dgoddess (1)', 'caleborman (1)', 'captain_baohzai (1)', 'the_worst_nurse (1)', 'kirofuda (1)', 'sololmslayer (1)', 'seanrankiin (1)', 'wingsofblamingteammates (1)', 'polish__frog (1)', 'saige_blake (1)', 'camperstien (1)', 'aloegarten (1)', 'magicspermwhale (1)', 'charlieakachuck (1)', 'spoonofnoodle (1)', 'midstancephil (1)', 'jimquisition (1)', 'thirdeyethethird (1)', 'handheldfatguy (1)', 'dragonquestfan_ (1)', 'prpl_szzrp (1)', 'wingsofredemption (1)', 'balding (1)', 'oposshim (1)', 'chunkyjack301 (1)', 'turgdelphi (1)', 'bepocarrot (1)', 'kingmichael400 (1)', 'pepesylviajunior (1)', 'sassygirl37 (1)']
# of 4.99 subs = 525
# of 9.99 subs = 4 by ['rumpelstiltzkinz', 'superbatcat', 'two_bar_king', 'magnusflamebeard']
# of 24.99 subs = 1 by ['merdok']
# of gift sub renewals = 1 by ['honestfan']


210 gifted subs out of 626 at the end of the month. Literally 1/3rd were gifted. Note as well how many were "troll" names.

ananonymousgifter gave 103 $4.99 subs. ($257.50)
superblindman gave 6 $4.99 subs. ($15.00)
d_train12 gave 2 $4.99 subs. ($5.00)
yaboybob gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
katexo234 gave 3 $4.99 subs. ($7.50)
internet_famous_mcroix gave 19 $4.99 subs. ($47.50)
jack_spartacus gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
rumpelstiltzkinz gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
kodykarls gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
cashmeregoat gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
itzmegoku831 gave 2 $4.99 subs. ($5.00)
philly_buckeye gave 6 $4.99 subs. ($15.00)
glovez123 gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
yeah4335 gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
theboywhocriedfrahg gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
diaperbaby gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
unfazedshade gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
pompousproductions gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
phrenelith gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
nocouture gave 10 $4.99 subs. ($25.00)
tomahawkmcx gave 10 $4.99 subs. ($25.00)
thatanonymouse gave 3 $4.99 subs. ($7.50)
bryan_whitaker0 gave 27 $4.99 subs. ($67.50)
grazydream gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
cliffybiro gave 6 $4.99 subs. ($15.00)

Total to date: 210
12-01: 8
12-02: 8
12-03: 1
12-04: 10
12-05: 2
12-06: 5
12-07: 17
12-08: 37
12-09: 2
12-10: 0
12-11: 2
12-12: 6
12-13: 5
12-14: 5
12-15: 11
12-16: 11
12-17: 2
12-18: 11
12-19: 5
12-20: 4
12-21: 9
12-22: 10
12-23: 5
12-24: 0
12-25: 0
12-26: 10
12-27: 9
12-28: 2
12-29: 2
12-30: 0
12-31: 11

Most of those anonymous gifts were the "troll" ones. That person literally spent hundreds to get no reactions from Phil.

two_bar_king cheered [43] times: $199.00 (avg. cheer of $4.63; 9.93% of total)
snakeeater1247 cheered [78] times: $113.11 (avg. cheer of $1.45; 5.64% of total)
acebest cheered [1] times: $100.00 (avg. cheer of $100.00; 4.99% of total)
mrpapaveraceae cheered [176] times: $88.00 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 4.39% of total)
ananonymouscheerer cheered [47] times: $71.50 (avg. cheer of $1.52; 3.57% of total)
tomvanwuytswinkel cheered [4] times: $71.03 (avg. cheer of $17.76; 3.54% of total)
tantamounter cheered [6] times: $63.00 (avg. cheer of $10.50; 3.14% of total)
dylancious cheered [7] times: $61.05 (avg. cheer of $8.72; 3.05% of total)
goldencolts cheered [80] times: $50.00 (avg. cheer of $0.62; 2.49% of total)
akioartorius cheered [45] times: $42.00 (avg. cheer of $0.93; 2.10% of total)
thelonewarrior cheered [4] times: $36.00 (avg. cheer of $9.00; 1.80% of total)
sambuca2020 cheered [18] times: $35.10 (avg. cheer of $1.95; 1.75% of total)
magnusflamebeard cheered [14] times: $33.00 (avg. cheer of $2.36; 1.65% of total)
tomahawkmcx cheered [5] times: $31.00 (avg. cheer of $6.20; 1.55% of total)
falconborneplays cheered [1] times: $30.00 (avg. cheer of $30.00; 1.50% of total)
big_deez_ cheered [8] times: $30.00 (avg. cheer of $3.75; 1.50% of total)
pwdubz cheered [41] times: $28.85 (avg. cheer of $0.70; 1.44% of total)
rocthaice24 cheered [13] times: $23.65 (avg. cheer of $1.82; 1.18% of total)
timboslicegb cheered [46] times: $23.00 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 1.15% of total)
poopster420 cheered [13] times: $22.20 (avg. cheer of $1.71; 1.11% of total)
chunkyjack301 cheered [13] times: $21.00 (avg. cheer of $1.62; 1.05% of total)
bigboyabides cheered [26] times: $20.98 (avg. cheer of $0.81; 1.05% of total)
merdok cheered [1] times: $20.00 (avg. cheer of $20.00; 1.00% of total)
honestfan cheered [22] times: $19.80 (avg. cheer of $0.90; 0.99% of total)
kodykarls cheered [32] times: $19.75 (avg. cheer of $0.62; 0.99% of total)
m5nsx cheered [33] times: $19.00 (avg. cheer of $0.58; 0.95% of total)
insomniaticmeat cheered [19] times: $18.50 (avg. cheer of $0.97; 0.92% of total)
cashmeregoat cheered [9] times: $16.14 (avg. cheer of $1.79; 0.81% of total)
captcaveman4201 cheered [16] times: $16.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.80% of total)
sluggojonez cheered [3] times: $15.50 (avg. cheer of $5.17; 0.77% of total)
whosyurii cheered [19] times: $15.00 (avg. cheer of $0.79; 0.75% of total)
onionknights91 cheered [3] times: $15.00 (avg. cheer of $5.00; 0.75% of total)
orcsrdorks7 cheered [2] times: $15.00 (avg. cheer of $7.50; 0.75% of total)
nihilistic_goldfish cheered [1] times: $15.00 (avg. cheer of $15.00; 0.75% of total)
bigsloppymeat cheered [30] times: $15.00 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.75% of total)
stinkinburrows cheered [4] times: $13.65 (avg. cheer of $3.41; 0.68% of total)
ooziegohard cheered [21] times: $12.40 (avg. cheer of $0.59; 0.62% of total)
guitarplayer1939 cheered [3] times: $12.40 (avg. cheer of $4.13; 0.62% of total)
ninstarrune cheered [2] times: $12.00 (avg. cheer of $6.00; 0.60% of total)
killgreed4 cheered [5] times: $12.00 (avg. cheer of $2.40; 0.60% of total)
richardlinkl cheered [24] times: $12.00 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.60% of total)
katexo234 cheered [12] times: $11.55 (avg. cheer of $0.96; 0.58% of total)
eternal_napalm cheered [10] times: $11.00 (avg. cheer of $1.10; 0.55% of total)
frogginz_ cheered [22] times: $11.00 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.55% of total)
g33krom cheered [21] times: $11.00 (avg. cheer of $0.52; 0.55% of total)
atlastelamon9 cheered [13] times: $10.96 (avg. cheer of $0.84; 0.55% of total)
philly_buckeye cheered [21] times: $10.95 (avg. cheer of $0.52; 0.55% of total)
popsicolo cheered [1] times: $10.00 (avg. cheer of $10.00; 0.50% of total)
freddybsouljaboy cheered [6] times: $10.00 (avg. cheer of $1.67; 0.50% of total)
naffiaxxfps cheered [4] times: $9.00 (avg. cheer of $2.25; 0.45% of total)
retro_jim_ cheered [16] times: $9.00 (avg. cheer of $0.56; 0.45% of total)
pinkyy_xxx cheered [16] times: $8.00 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.40% of total)
fence_riding_bag_mixer cheered [6] times: $8.00 (avg. cheer of $1.33; 0.40% of total)
matureadultwithbizdegree cheered [9] times: $7.80 (avg. cheer of $0.87; 0.39% of total)
kdiaz089 cheered [5] times: $7.55 (avg. cheer of $1.51; 0.38% of total)
shrimplypimply cheered [15] times: $7.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.37% of total)
savethepigthegame cheered [3] times: $7.00 (avg. cheer of $2.33; 0.35% of total)
pack_of_wild_chimps cheered [14] times: $7.00 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.35% of total)
xkrash34 cheered [5] times: $7.00 (avg. cheer of $1.40; 0.35% of total)
theparadox988 cheered [3] times: $6.90 (avg. cheer of $2.30; 0.34% of total)
patchybeards cheered [13] times: $6.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.32% of total)
spartan_king_ cheered [9] times: $6.50 (avg. cheer of $0.72; 0.32% of total)
yoshinolover cheered [7] times: $6.10 (avg. cheer of $0.87; 0.30% of total)
kearrius52 cheered [6] times: $6.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.30% of total)
thelastrambo341 cheered [10] times: $6.00 (avg. cheer of $0.60; 0.30% of total)
phillips_smelly_lips cheered [6] times: $6.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.30% of total)
internet_famous_mcroix cheered [2] times: $6.00 (avg. cheer of $3.00; 0.30% of total)
bagelgoose_ cheered [6] times: $6.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.30% of total)
hardcore_gabe_horn cheered [2] times: $5.95 (avg. cheer of $2.98; 0.30% of total)
caleborman cheered [5] times: $5.60 (avg. cheer of $1.12; 0.28% of total)
alkdahrippa cheered [5] times: $5.50 (avg. cheer of $1.10; 0.27% of total)
shadowfoxvr cheered [1] times: $5.15 (avg. cheer of $5.15; 0.26% of total)
pepesylviajunior cheered [2] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $2.50; 0.25% of total)
darth_chowie cheered [5] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.25% of total)
time4winning cheered [4] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $1.25; 0.25% of total)
1phantomfuzz1 cheered [6] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $0.83; 0.25% of total)
bashy101 cheered [3] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $1.67; 0.25% of total)
pepsisniffer30 cheered [1] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $5.00; 0.25% of total)
goodgamegoblin cheered [5] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.25% of total)
tmariucci cheered [1] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $5.00; 0.25% of total)
boomermangaming123abc cheered [1] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $5.00; 0.25% of total)
dinerojoshhhh cheered [5] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.25% of total)
awful____waffle cheered [8] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $0.62; 0.25% of total)

two_bar_king and snakeeater did some mini-whaling. acebest did a $100 cheer and was rewarded by Phil immediately ending his boomer segment and complaining about low tips.

anonymous tipped [12] times: $287.00 (Avg: $23.92)
killerkitten tipped [1] times: $200.00 (Avg: $200.00)
silentbob tipped [5] times: $185.00 (Avg: $37.00)
nocouture tipped [3] times: $115.00 (Avg: $38.33)
galanthus tipped [2] times: $100.00 (Avg: $50.00)
ndo103 tipped [1] times: $100.00 (Avg: $100.00)
sonofanitch tipped [1] times: $99.00 (Avg: $99.00)
bobbajo tipped [4] times: $86.00 (Avg: $21.50)
jerryatric tipped [1] times: $80.00 (Avg: $80.00)
kitsune tipped [5] times: $66.00 (Avg: $13.20)
rob warren tipped [7] times: $56.00 (Avg: $8.00)
konekochan tipped [4] times: $55.00 (Avg: $13.75)
huffnpuff tipped [1] times: $55.00 (Avg: $55.00)
antacid tipped [1] times: $50.00 (Avg: $50.00)
trollname tipped [1] times: $50.00 (Avg: $50.00)
cmfool tipped [7] times: $48.00 (Avg: $6.86)
bryan_whitaker0 tipped [3] times: $38.00 (Avg: $12.67)
pwdubz tipped [24] times: $36.74 (Avg: $1.53)
hughjazz tipped [2] times: $35.00 (Avg: $17.50)
phrenelith tipped [4] times: $31.00 (Avg: $7.75)
philips smelly stream tipped [1] times: $30.00 (Avg: $30.00)
godzilla tipped [2] times: $30.00 (Avg: $15.00)
tomahawkmcx tipped [2] times: $30.00 (Avg: $15.00)
anon tipped [3] times: $30.00 (Avg: $10.00)
straightcashhomie tipped [2] times: $30.00 (Avg: $15.00)
ripleyatomic tipped [1] times: $30.00 (Avg: $30.00)
trolltip tipped [15] times: $26.67 (Avg: $1.78)
internet famous mcroix tipped [7] times: $26.00 (Avg: $3.71)
merdok tipped [1] times: $25.00 (Avg: $25.00)
bigpapaphil tipped [9] times: $25.00 (Avg: $2.78)
pwnage101 tipped [7] times: $24.30 (Avg: $3.47)
fat mister bo tipped [3] times: $20.55 (Avg: $6.85)
gigamax_clown_mode tipped [1] times: $20.01 (Avg: $20.01)
empireofthesun tipped [1] times: $20.00 (Avg: $20.00)
whosyurri tipped [1] times: $20.00 (Avg: $20.00)
goldennobles tipped [1] times: $20.00 (Avg: $20.00)
ryohazuki tipped [1] times: $20.00 (Avg: $20.00)
dan tipped [1] times: $20.00 (Avg: $20.00)
orangexjvice tipped [3] times: $18.00 (Avg: $6.00)
unknown tipped [9] times: $16.00 (Avg: $1.78)
sheep speculum tipped [3] times: $15.00 (Avg: $5.00)
joyful oblivion tipped [2] times: $15.00 (Avg: $7.50)
ikilledkenny4x8 tipped [4] times: $14.00 (Avg: $3.50)
geekrom tipped [1] times: $14.00 (Avg: $14.00)
okay boomer tipped [1] times: $13.13 (Avg: $13.13)
goodgamegoblin tipped [8] times: $13.01 (Avg: $1.63)
boxingelephant tipped [2] times: $13.00 (Avg: $6.50)
m5nsx tipped [3] times: $12.00 (Avg: $4.00)
dante tipped [4] times: $12.00 (Avg: $3.00)
shaokhanartist tipped [2] times: $12.00 (Avg: $6.00)
ps4proisweak tipped [2] times: $11.00 (Avg: $5.50)
superbatcat tipped [2] times: $11.00 (Avg: $5.50)
jayhale tipped [1] times: $10.25 (Avg: $10.25)
endworld tipped [1] times: $10.01 (Avg: $10.01)
c33j4y55 tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00)
adamfinmo tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00)
arclight112 tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00)
commanderkeen tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00)
sambuca2020 tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00)
hugh jass tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00)
jerkstore(fake) tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00)
zixtow tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00)
abdullahthebutcher tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00)
williamp25 tipped [5] times: $9.00 (Avg: $1.80)
hotpokket tipped [1] times: $9.00 (Avg: $9.00)
spawnkiller tipped [9] times: $9.00 (Avg: $1.00)
petegrl1107 tipped [1] times: $8.00 (Avg: $8.00)
cubkhoo tipped [1] times: $7.01 (Avg: $7.01)
alfredaponte tipped [2] times: $7.00 (Avg: $3.50)
homiedeclown tipped [1] times: $7.00 (Avg: $7.00)
bryan whitaker0 tipped [1] times: $6.50 (Avg: $6.50)
letsallmakebelieve tipped [1] times: $6.49 (Avg: $6.49)
joe tipped [1] times: $6.00 (Avg: $6.00)
purplegirl tipped [1] times: $6.00 (Avg: $6.00)
doublesbubbles tipped [2] times: $5.00 (Avg: $2.50)
derndude tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
lerryjawler tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
bwt56 tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
momo tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
i lost my sandwich tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
longtimedspfan2 tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
snapekillsdumbledore tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
atriplex tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
heelhayama tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
samurai saliva tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
thoughtseize tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
mrjaxon2002 tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
spaghetticake tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
rgands tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
2baryoshii tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
lunabba tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
neil tyson tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
lightningbolt tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
guitarplayer1939 tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
dyanmiteheady tipped [1] times: $4.00 (Avg: $4.00)
throatclear tipped [1] times: $4.00 (Avg: $4.00)
ritchie7 tipped [1] times: $4.00 (Avg: $4.00)
jerkstore tipped [2] times: $4.00 (Avg: $2.00)
jackspartacus tipped [1] times: $4.00 (Avg: $4.00)
andyisgold tipped [1] times: $4.00 (Avg: $4.00)
fluffy cow tipped [1] times: $3.50 (Avg: $3.50)
dole under paul tipped [2] times: $3.50 (Avg: $1.75)
jugulartwix tipped [1] times: $3.00 (Avg: $3.00)
molly polly tipped [1] times: $3.00 (Avg: $3.00)
rumplestiltzkin tipped [2] times: $3.00 (Avg: $1.50)
300 dollar tip tipped [1] times: $3.00 (Avg: $3.00)
dahulk tipped [1] times: $3.00 (Avg: $3.00)
blink blink blink tipped [1] times: $3.00 (Avg: $3.00)
outsyder tipped [2] times: $2.00 (Avg: $1.00)
pkd tipped [2] times: $2.00 (Avg: $1.00)
baller tipped [1] times: $2.00 (Avg: $2.00)
fafafoley tipped [1] times: $2.00 (Avg: $2.00)
culito tipped [2] times: $2.00 (Avg: $1.00)
drew tipped [1] times: $2.00 (Avg: $2.00)
ralphie tipped [1] times: $2.00 (Avg: $2.00)
bitch_ tipped [1] times: $2.00 (Avg: $2.00)
swedishfrog tipped [2] times: $2.00 (Avg: $1.00)
culito returns tipped [2] times: $2.00 (Avg: $1.00)
lonniepofo tipped [2] times: $2.00 (Avg: $1.00)
lotus flytrap tipped [2] times: $2.00 (Avg: $1.00)
normal tipped [1] times: $2.00 (Avg: $2.00)
riprusse tipped [1] times: $1.50 (Avg: $1.50)
grundy hypno tipped [1] times: $1.32 (Avg: $1.32)
superpositiveguy tipped [1] times: $1.03 (Avg: $1.03)
longtimedspfan tipped [1] times: $1.02 (Avg: $1.02)
italian crow tipped [1] times: $1.02 (Avg: $1.02)
ok boomer tipped [1] times: $1.01 (Avg: $1.01)
huntingowlgames tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
mother bo tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
nigerianoffshorebanker tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
pope bendict 16 tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
bing bong tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
frankb82 tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
thegreengiant tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
kotakufan tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
goat tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
friendlytip tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
bluesasso tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
joker is real tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
jumper tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
mymainman tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
ab317 tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
robloxking tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
katcrasher tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
hand banana tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
battlefieldfanboy tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
john tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
santaphil tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
erwin rommel tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
2d2shoes tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
jack spartacus tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
ojsimpson tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
sister teresa tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
highs darkness tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
spray bottle of doom tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
picklesaregood tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
tittymaster tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
callofdutyfanboy tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
darth jasper tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
patterson tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
mendez tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
a zenotrope tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
watt the what tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
kh3sux tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
babelfish tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
el jefe franco tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
ikilledkenny tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
Unique tippers = 167
Total tips = $ 2822.57
Total tips assuming $0.30 + 2.9% fees on each = $ 2640.82
Tips under $1: 136 totaling 136.00
Tips between $1 and $5: 93 totaling 333.49
Tips between $5 and $10: 45 totaling 376.67
Tips between $10 and $20: 36 totaling 592.40
Tips between $20 and $50: 15 totaling 570.01
Tips above $50: 8 totaling 814.00

No big surprises here aside from that killerkitten one (killerkitten666...truly hardcore). Tips make up more than half of Phil's income, but because he's spending it all, it also means that he will have to do it again every month.

I think that's pretty much it. He got a little more than usual this month by virtue of his Christmas begathon but nowhere near what he's gotten before. Expect HIGH amounts of tax begging and probably DEFCON 1 levels of begging for the foreclosure that's coming down the pipe.

As always, if you have questions/comments/criticisms, please let me know. Unlike Phil, I would like to improve. Happy New Year's, you band of raggedy-ass losers.
 

Kheapathic

DSPGaming is just a YouTube channel
kiwifarms.net
DSP said maybe carrying his books in his bag all throughout school (they had no lockers) contributed to his back issues.
Can only theorize, but from what we see; poor posture will do that to you. Unless he's some sort of mutant where your body refuses to strengthen itself when exposed to stress. But that can't be, because he's claimed to be jacked back in the day. So either his body is selective about how it strengthens itself, or he's a fucking liar.

We know which one is true.
 

Sparkletor

kiwifarms.net
If Phil started hurting Twitch ad revenue he would probably get the axe.

But I don't see Phil "I did nothing wrong" Burnell ever doing anything to piss off advertisers. It's not like Wendy's buys adds on Twitch and Phil has said Wendy's chili is made out of hamburgers they dropped on the floor. And he knows that's 100% true because his cousin Melissa worked at a Wendy's.

It's kind of late seeing how he said that half a year ago.

I suspect Twitch might start to listen if their advertisers complain some fat guy on their site is telling viewers not to buy their products.
 

Nixxit

kiwifarms.net
DSP said maybe carrying his books in his bag all throughout school (they had no lockers) contributed to his back issues.
Phil lives in a Truman show where everyone, from his parents with the Wolverine figure, to the architect(s) of his school, to his gouty aunt, to that madman who made him crash his car, are combining efforts to make his life miserable through no fault of his own.
 

SoapQueen1

speed bump, failed business, retired tism wrangler
True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
kiwifarms.net
It's time for the December 2019 monthly roundup. I'll probably put a short video up later for sharing around Twitter and whatnot.
Annual earned income was approximately $115,555. Annual received income was approximately $132,340.

Known earned income last year was $117,231 and based on the averages the extrapolated 2018 earned income was actually closer to $120,229-121,090. Decrease of 3.89-4.57%.

Known received income last year was $95,575 and based on the averages the extrapolated 2018 received income was actually closer to $111,860-112,441. Increase of 2.77-3.12%.

EDIT: updated with expanded comparison to 2018.
 
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tzgnilki

kiwifarms.net
Annual earned income was approximately $115,555. Annual received income was approximately $132,340.

Known earned income last year was $117,231 and based on the averages the extrapolated 2018 earned income was actually closer to $120,229-121,090.

Known received income last year was $ and based on the averages the extrapolated 2018 received income was actually closer to $111,860-112,441.
plus whatever his parents helped him with
 

actually

Supervisor
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Annual earned income was approximately $115,555. Annual received income was approximately $132,340.

Known earned income last year was $117,231 and based on the averages the extrapolated 2018 earned income was actually closer to $120,229-121,090.

Known received income last year was $ and based on the averages the extrapolated 2018 received income was actually closer to $111,860-112,441.
I think a number got left out in the bolded/underlined section. Based on the received income, what kind of taxes is he looking at?
 

SoapQueen1

speed bump, failed business, retired tism wrangler
True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
kiwifarms.net
I think a number got left out in the bolded/underlined section. Based on the received income, what kind of taxes is he looking at?
I was in the process of editing the post and must have left a half-complete post. Fixed.

Income taxes:
Qualified Business Income$132,339.00
Qualified Business Income Deduction$22,157.91
Employer's Share of FICA Deduction$9,349.45
Assumed Business Expenses$0.00
Personal Taxable Income$88,631.64
Federal Income Tax$15,446.09
FICA Tax (Both Employer and Employee Share)$18,698.91
Total Tax$34,145.00
Take-Home Pay$98,194.00
I assume zero business expenses because they're hard to input into my existing calculator. Negligible and barely affect his taxes at all.

Take-home pay: $8,182.83 per fucking month. Overall tax rate: 25.8%. B&O is another 1.5% on top, not shown, just under $2,000.

This assumes he isn't itemizing his deductions. If he is he may be paying even less.

An employed person would be paying $1000 less if you forget their employer isn't paying half the FICA and would give the employee that money if they weren't.
 

Cyber Bowling

kiwifarms.net
Regarding Twitch and DSP, while he does get a fair amount of protection solely from being a partner, he's far from being anyone's favorite or getting special treatment. DSP is the only partner I've ever heard of getting banned from Twitch bounties, which is a pretty easy way for streamers to make extra money. He's also never been invited to any of the Twitch rival/other partner events, and I've seen channels with less viewers on average than Phil getting invites to those. Some of those events had pretty generous payouts too. I haven't seen one in months so I'm going off of memory, but I remember some of them had a minimum payout of a few hundred bucks you could get solely for participating. I believe there were a few PubG events where you'd net extra payments per kill or placing in the top 5 or something.

It is still technically possible Phil is someone's pet at Twitch and that person just knows Phil is unappealing enough to keep from anything even loosely involving advertisers. Even then, I'd be surprised if it was a genuine fan and not someone who is either a contrarian or a trollish staff member who just thinks it is funny to keep DSP around. I personally think it is more likely Phil is just a generic Twitch partner and skates by because he's such a nobody. I'd also wager a guess a lot of reports are thrown out because there have been so many rage/trollish reports for nonsense things. With the bit thing especially, there was a lot of confusion over the rules, with some fervent detractors mistakenly thinking it was against the rules to mention money at all, so they'd spam reports anytime Phil said something vaguely financial, which is who knows how many reports just in his prestream alone.

Short of doing something that goes viral or something where Twitch could legally get in trouble, I think he's safe. And even in those instances, he'd probably eat a temp ban as opposed to anything permanent. The only reason I could see it escalating further is from Phil tarding out in typical Phil fashion. While I think it would produce a glorious amount of salt, I think in the longrun it'd actually help Phil because his paypigs would flock to him on YouTube or wherever he decided to go and be more motivated to throw money at him to stick it to the trolls or show Twitch or whatever.
 

Muppetmode

kiwifarms.net
Regarding Twitch and DSP, while he does get a fair amount of protection solely from being a partner, he's far from being anyone's favorite or getting special treatment. DSP is the only partner I've ever heard of getting banned from Twitch bounties, which is a pretty easy way for streamers to make extra money.
yea, I’ve heard of streamers losing bounties for getting banned but they were able to do them again after a little while.

as for reporting, it probably has to be something pretty bad to get him on the twitch cop’s radar(maybe one of his songs) since I think part of the process is automated. Like I think nudity might be an auto suspension for non partners
 

LostMy1stAccount

kiwifarms.net
He's also never been invited to any of the Twitch rival/other partner events, and I've seen channels with less viewers on average than Phil getting invites to those. Some of those events had pretty generous payouts too. I haven't seen one in months so I'm going off of memory, but I remember some of them had a minimum payout of a few hundred bucks you could get solely for participating. I believe there were a few PubG events where you'd net extra payments per kill or placing in the top 5 or something.
Probably because most of these events are played on PC or plainly just because Dave is too bad of a player.

Or maybe he was invited but declined.
If there is one thing that is more important to him than money, it is his ego.
Remember when he refused to play with LTG or Wings? Probably because everyone would see how bad of a player he really is.
 

tzgnilki

kiwifarms.net
yea, I’ve heard of streamers losing bounties for getting banned but they were able to do them again after a little while.

as for reporting, it probably has to be something pretty bad to get him on the twitch cop’s radar(maybe one of his songs) since I think part of the process is automated. Like I think nudity might be an auto suspension for non partners
I don't think dave is banned from bounties

he probably noticed he'd need to use a computer to do them, and add disclaimers to his layout, plus he wants to prolong the "not a shill" narrative

easier just to say "the trolls got me banned"
 

JamFlowMan

kiwifarms.net
I don't think dave is banned from bounties

he probably noticed he'd need to use a computer to do them, and add disclaimers to his layout, plus he wants to prolong the "not a shill" narrative

easier just to say "the trolls got me banned"
Also he has to keep the streams up on Twitch so if he were to fuck up or something ban worthy would happen during the stream he'd have to risk it or forfeit the money. Not even sure if the deleting stream theory holds water, but can see Phil believing it does.