DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

When will the begathon(s) for federal taxes happen (Up to 2 choices)?

  • January

    Votes: 141 34.3%
  • February

    Votes: 216 52.6%
  • March

    Votes: 175 42.6%
  • April

    Votes: 109 26.5%

  • Total voters
    411

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(Formerly a) Niggo(?)
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X to doubt but ...How many years are we in to the marriage and already they don't give a shit about Valentine's Day? Yeesh.
10 months of marriage. You can extend the relationship between them longer because it dates back to the fake escort saga however and that's where you're getting confused I bet.

On the topic of Down Loadable Content in Mass Effect 2: Before starting his decade later play through, a tip\cheer comment came in instructing DSP exactly where to download all of the dlc patches to the game, he had paid for a recap of the first game in online comic form, had two others from previous ownership of the title already and got the rest for free thanks to the instructions being followed by the contributor, so they are available this time through, but, Phil is going to have to not skip them like he did in Knights of the Old Republic on some of their side missions out of oversight of them.
 
I think "no imagination" still holds weight because the few times he hasn't essentially made himself he's made characters that already exist, such as making the Joker in (I think) Bloodborne. He can't be fucked to imagine what his character ought to look like so he just makes himself and when he decides not to do that he just recreates something recognizable that he knows.

It's just a symptom of the larger problem that for whatever reason he refuses to emotionally engage with the games he plays. It's all just about getting to the end within the time he's allotted himself in his autism-riddled, gin-soaked brain and making as much money as he can doing it. He doesn't care about story or decisions or characters and so he treats those aspects with apathy or joking dismissal (at best) or vitriolic ranting (at worst). Him inserting himself is probably a blend of disinterest and ego (since most chargens have a randomizer mechanic, or set of defaults).

I wish he'd stop playing RPGs altogether, seeing as how he's never appreciated a narrative in his entire life (except his own, maybe).
It's funny you talk about imagination because I was watching the TIHYDP Ocarina of Time 3DS and it stuck out that his brain doesn't work properly.
He'd fuck around in a room, leave it, re-enter the room, and be completely flummoxed. Specifically in Jabu Jabu belly he'd drop down the same hole again and again, and get surprise sexed by the same jellyfish again and again. It's like he wasn't taking in what was happening. At one point he left a room, came back in, and was astounded that the enemies respawned. It could be true that he just doesn't care about the game and he's not paying attention and he just wants it to end and he's only playing games for money, but I think it goes deeper.

I think Phil has medically induced short term memory loss.

There is a carcinogenic chemical called nitrosamine. It's mostly found in tobacco or rubber, but it's also found in bacon and cheese in high amounts. If you're a DSP fan you'll remember he used to do "Cooking with the King", which can be separated into two parts: videos where he cooks bacon and cheese, and videos where he opens plastic packets of pre-cooked bacon and pre-grated cheese. It's clear that his diet largely consists of packaged cheeses and pre-cooked frozen microwaveable meats. He has gout. That's a fucking medieval disease.
Nitrosamine has been proven to cause short term memory loss and cognitive impairment. All this heavy exceptional individual-rich food has taken a toll on his brain. It's not functioning like a normal brain. He can no longer imagine. He can't even picture a goomba let alone remember the last five minutes of his life. Thousand dollars on my credit card? What the fuck dude? I don't remember thaaat
 

Comma

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Imagine giving DarksydePhil 10 dollars.

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Imagine giving DarksydePhil 10 dollars, but only after you've been consistently complaining about how he conducts his streams.

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I really wonder what special kind of turbo autism you need to have in order to behave like this.
 
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N0thingICanDo

I'm Pressing Buttons (show controller)
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Imagine giving DarksydePhil 10 dollars.

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Imagine DarksydePhil 10 dollars, but only after you've been consistently complaining about how he conducts his streams.

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I really wonder what special kind of turbo autism you need to have in order to behave like this.
Pathetic but no surprise to me, this is the EXACT VIEWER POPULATION that Phil is attracting to, wheelchair autists that have below average intelligence and poor financial management
 

Genie The Hedgehog

Gotta Wish Fast
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Well call me dearly exceptional but I thought that this new saga would of reduced his contributions by a small amount but instead it seems the pigs are paying more than ever. How can Phil and his pigs not know that this is now a detriment to him and his ability to get Chapter 7?
This is why I’m happy the papypigs have started stepping up. The more Pig gets, the bigger bite creditors will take out of his ass.
 

Trappin in the Trap

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Imagine giving DarksydePhil 10 dollars.

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Imagine giving DarksydePhil 10 dollars, but only after you've been consistently complaining about how he conducts his streams.

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I really wonder what special kind of turbo autism you need to have in order to behave like this.
That's what happens when you fall victim to pignosis.

After the course of about a weeks time, the gout juice leaks into the brain and the snorts create an audio cognitohazard that reminds you to give him money because even when you think you hate the streams..."You like this! My viewers, my fans, you guys like this kind of content! *sniff* *sniff* *snort*"
 

Iamfrigide

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You have to wonder what's going on in his head. I mean, is he still in touch with reality and fighting desperately to maintain his image through a crumbling facade of lies, semantics and half truths? Aware that the walls are caving in and he knows it's passed the point of critical mass and just having his version of having fun before the hammer comes down? Or if he is really so far... Gone? Lost? Mentally ill? That this is a legitimate thing. That this has been a long and masterful campaign deviously crafted by an perpetually growing group of people specifically targeting him alone? That he was an innocent bystander of his entire life, and people have cruelly chosen to take a good, honest, hard working family man down for no good reason? The psychological questions are thrilling.
 

iLoveDoe

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You have to wonder what's going on in his head. I mean, is he still in touch with reality and fighting desperately to maintain his image through a crumbling facade of lies, semantics and half truths? Aware that the walls are caving in and he knows it's passed the point of critical mass and just having his version of having fun before the hammer comes down? Or if he is really so far... Gone? Lost? Mentally ill? That this is a legitimate thing. That this has been a long and masterful campaign deviously crafted by an perpetually growing group of people specifically targeting him alone? That he was an innocent bystander of his entire life, and people have cruelly chosen to take a good, honest, hard working family man down for no good reason? The psychological questions are thrilling.
He unironically thinks that declaring bankruptcy means you will get rid of your debts and he doesn't seem to bothered that he lied in his bankruptcy filings.

So, yes, he's completely lost mentally.
 

Filthy Greenskin

screaming green fungus born yesterday
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He unironically thinks that declaring bankruptcy means you will get rid of your debts and he doesn't seem to bothered that he lied in his bankruptcy filings.

So, yes, he's completely lost mentally.
This compounded with the fact he's still spending all the money he's received over the past week on his wrestling gatcha game, it's hard to understand how he thinks these things work or even how it's not going to fuck him over in the very near future.