DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

When will the begathon(s) for federal taxes happen (Up to 2 choices)?

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AnonymousDimwit

Want a Corona, Hank? Shut the hell up, Dale.
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I would like to believe this illuminati would have LTG, Wings, Rich/Reviewtech, and DSP as the leader of the ♿ Grift gang. Sidella would have the rank of General of the Racists.
They could make high octane movies about their adventures in ripping off handicaps like Tokyo Grift. Imagine the merch!
 

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It's also notoriously exploitable. There are lots of ways for you to become insanely overpowered very early into the game with minimal effort involved. I'm sure the wheelchairs will guide him through one following his inevitable toxic rant about the combat system.
Don't need to watch to know exactly how that playthrough is gonna go. He will die against bosses for a bit until his exceptional fans tell him a good spot to grind E Crystals and weapons. He will then complain about how they made grinding "required to beat the game" while he grinds for an hour or more. Then, completely overpowered and being told boss weaknesses ahead of time, he will steamroll the rest of the game with minimal issues. Basically just like Mega Man 11.
 

Big moth tiddies

Anyone got a light?
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PS5's not released until December 2020. Phil doesn't plan that far ahead and is already banking on someone gifting it and the new XBox to him.
Why would he count on that when he could just fill out a form to get another magic rectangle that gets you whatever you want?
:stress: "What do you mean its declined?! I did nothing wrong! Whatever, bugged economic physics, there was nothing I could do!"
 

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i had to lie about being gay otherwise tervin would have swatted my ass

Explains why he still holds grudges towards Howard, Rambo, and especially Tevin and rants about them for hours at times. He feels like the jilted ex-lover. He put himself out there, swung and missed. His ego can't handle it and that's why he fled. He's especially mad at Tevin. Dude is an "undercovah brotha" (if you get my drift ;D) and doesn't like to be tied down. It was suppose to be a one time thing. That's why they're so petty to this day with all the 7 hour restreams and little jabs at each other. It's kind of cute when you think deeper into it. They'll patch things up one day, I can feel it. Tevin will show up at DSP's one day and they'll do DX crotch chops to the camera before embracing while marathoning RAW and Anberlynn videos and eating penne.

And he kind of does act kind of sassy too. The constantly lies, making up stories, lashing out over shit. A bit diva esque if you ask me. Bet he watches Total Divas too. Gotta follow all the WWE plotlines /s
 
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"obviously supposed to be something probably" I noticed it other his videos, Dark Souls 3 for instance, but he just cant help himself to fill as much words as possible in one sentence.
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The man always tries to be as vague as possible simply because he's terrified of commitments. He'll never say something definitively unless he's mad, in which case he'll die on his anthill
dsp trying to pretend he doesn't care about wrestling, not sure what this "perfect example" is, clearly something the WWE did for money and not what fans wanted, sounds familiar

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Why does someone who claims to hate outrage/cancel culture talk like this
 
I assume the "perfect example" is Bill Goldberg won one of their big titles and will get a big match on Wrestlemania instead of Bray Wyatt. I'll avoid getting too smart marky, but it's one of those decisions WWE often does that pisses off the hardcore fans that watch regularly. Which means Phil is still watching regularly.
But he said he has no vested interests! He just knows how mad it will make the true fans!
 

Cistern Rumbler

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Dude don't even get me started on the bottle crunch! That is so annoying and stupid. "ACKACKACK if you didn't wanna hear it I warned you, dood ACKACKACK!". Only giving a millisecond to react - I have never ever seen a streamer do this and it is the dumbest gimmick next to his fishing vest from 40 years ago.
At least that dumb fucking vest makes me chuckle, the bottle crunch thing just makes me fantasize a brick in his skull.
 
I had a weird epiphany today and thought I'd share.

The last two weeks I've been working from home, where I live alone. I'm kind of connected to work through email and skype but besides that, it's a strangely isolating experience. Talking to people through the computer isn't the same as proper socialising. Also I'm very close to the kitchen so I find myself snacking more than I would, and walking around less. So less exercise and socialisation, and eating more/more snacking. I'm kind of letting myself go (for me at least) - not showering or shaving because I won't be interacting with anyone. Wearing similar clothes to phil.

Also you have more time to be alone with your thoughts, without the moderating influence of other people, or really the ability to process thoughts through venting with friends. The man is so isolated, and it's one thing to identify it but to actually try it for a couple of weeks in his shoes really drove the point home. If this is me after two weeks, imagine if this was my lifestyle for many years. When he says things like comparing lost save files to a real tragedy, or doesn't know what the rainy day metaphor is, I think we need to remember he's had no real interaction for ten years. Nothing to constrain his behaviour and no real social cues to read. Maybe that explains the entitlement and the sheer greed, and behaviours which would embarrass most people but he lacks the awareness to be ashamed of.

Anyway i think I realised the extent to which Phil is at least partly a product of his surreal existence and not just his personality, although it's probably his personality that means he can't snap himself out of it in circumstances where most probably would.

This got me thinking - I used to work in an area that involved psychological reports being obtained so that people who work with difficult personalities could better understand the people they're dealing with. A bit like the legal, accounting and tax experts who have explained the tax arc for the rest of us, a qualified psychologist would be able to analyse what is already available on Phil and come up with a really interesting, credible profile. Are there psychologists here who would be willing to put labels on the behaviours we see or alternatively a way to generate that report? Kickstarter or something? Or does this report already exist somewhere?
 

SoapQueen1

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Are there psychologists here who would be willing to put labels on the behaviours we see or alternatively a way to generate that report? Kickstarter or something? Or does this report already exist somewhere?
That would be largely impossible. Those professionals can diagnose people because, in a perfect world, the patient is honest and open with the practitioner. I don't believe there is anyone in the world DSP is honest and open with.
 

Rubea Meretrix

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I assume the "perfect example" is Bill Goldberg won one of their big titles and will get a big match on Wrestlemania instead of Bray Wyatt. I'll avoid getting too smart marky, but it's one of those decisions WWE often does that pisses off the hardcore fans that watch regularly. Which means Phil is still watching regularly.
AFAIK Wyatt holding the title was an absolute blowup due to a match against Rollins.

DSP did also tweet about it.

That would be largely impossible. Those professionals can diagnose people because, in a perfect world, the patient is honest and open with the practitioner. I don't believe there is anyone in the world DSP is honest and open with.
Avoiding powerleveling too much, I work have worked in psych wards.

You cannot diagnose/put labels on someone without doing interviews with them. It doesn't matter if they lie because you're still able to create a picture of how that person is doing based on the everyday talks you have with him and how he reacts to your questions. Otherwise, mental patients wouldn't be interviewed.

It's not about lying, it's about having the chance. And Oddly Shapped would rather throw his crusty loveseat than sit with a professional 2 days in a row.