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When will the tip goal be raised from $150 (set July 22nd) to $200?

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Surly Muppet

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Is he upset that he just saw more sex on screen in 5 mins than he's had with his wife in the last year?
It can't be this because he carefully averted his eyes and didn't look at the screen once during the scene. He bounced between chat and the barrel of the camera.

Curiously, Phil completely ignored a $10 tip from Randyobutternub. The message wasn't a troll message, it read like something Phil would say and was agreeing with him that the story is shit and there is nobody to empathize with. He's read several shoutouts since, but he never acknowledged this one.

EDIT: The dude just tipped $5 again to ask if Phil missed the $10 tip earlier. Turns out he just flat out missed one of the largest tips of the evening. Allegedly.
 

Quantum Diabetes

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Phil wants to touch the heinie
 

actually

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It can't be this because he carefully averted his eyes and didn't look at the screen once during the scene. He bounced between chat and the barrel of the camera.

Curiously, Phil completely ignored a $10 tip from Randyobutternub. The message wasn't a troll message, it read like something Phil would say and was agreeing with him that the story is shit and there is nobody to empathize with. He's read several shoutouts since, but he never acknowledged this one.

EDIT: The dude just tipped $5 again to ask if Phil missed the $10 tip earlier. Turns out he just flat out missed one of the largest tips of the evening. Allegedly.

From Wings' chat a little over two months ago:

[21:50:32] <%Elon__Tusk> How does phil have $5k in expenses every month?
[21:51:27] <%randyobutternub> his expenses dont add up

Also, go here and see who ol' randy follows on Twitch. There's a little bit of a theme.
 

Gramh

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From Wings' chat a little over two months ago:

[21:50:32] <%Elon__Tusk> How does phil have $5k in expenses every month?
[21:51:27] <%randyobutternub> his expenses dont add up

Also, go here and see who ol' randy follows on Twitch. There's a little bit of a theme.

So there is just some weird cult of mentally stunted people with too much money that follow around living memes on Twitch and drop money on them to get attention? Or am I missing the gist of this?
 

Draventren

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Phil: "You should not earn a paycheck to be an idiot on the Internet"

Also, I would laugh at Phil attempting to write or edit a real game review together.
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This nigga. So the journalists are idiots because they don't understand that the remaster is for people who liked the original game or are fans of spongebob. They reviewed it low because the game wasn't updated for modern audiences.

Remember the time he played Crash Team Racing Nitro Fueled and called the devs hacks for not updating the game for modern audiences to enjoy? Jesus H. Christ this fucking guy.
 

Dread Pirate Retard

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This nigga. So the journalists are idiots because they don't understand that the remaster is for people who liked the original game or are fans of spongebob. They reviewed it low because the game wasn't updated for modern audiences.

Remember the time he played Crash Team Racing Nitro Fueled and called the devs hacks for not updating the game for modern audiences to enjoy? Jesus H. Christ this fucking guy.

Heads I win, tails you lose. DSP will always find a way to bitch, internal consistency be damned.
 
God imagine being 40 and watching someone else’s let’s play with your wife. I love that we still never get a name to these phantom content creators. It’s not uncommon at all for YouTube people to acknowledge other people’s work.

it must be killing him though to have to sit through other people’s videos. There was a time where he did nothing but shit on YouTube and everyone on it, then suddenly a year or so into his marriage and he’s watching other YouTubers for fun? Yikes
 

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God imagine being 40 and watching someone else’s let’s play with your wife. I love that we still never get a name to these phantom content creators. It’s not uncommon at all for YouTube people to acknowledge other people’s work.

it must be killing him though to have to sit through other people’s videos. There was a time where he did nothing but shit on YouTube and everyone on it, then suddenly a year or so into his marriage and he’s watching other YouTubers for fun? Yikes

He’s obviously also watching ahead a bit to see what’s coming up so he won’t get stuck on a “puzzle” or be too surprised by a jump scare, or get lost in some of the bigger areas. It also gives him the ability to “guess” what’s going to happen, and then when it does, he can do his typical “See? I knew it. I called it. Yeah, I knew that was going to happen. Nuuuuhuh...”
 

Pargon

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He’s obviously also watching ahead a bit to see what’s coming up so he won’t get stuck on a “puzzle” or be too surprised by a jump scare, or get lost in some of the bigger areas. It also gives him the ability to “guess” what’s going to happen, and then when it does, he can do his typical “See? I knew it. I called it. Yeah, I knew that was going to happen. Nuuuuhuh...”
It always warms my heart to realize all the trouble he goes through to look Super Cool and Kickin' Rad in front of his audience of emotionally-damaged life dropouts. I wonder what he must think of them considering how easily impressed be believes them to be when so many of them display open contempt for him on a regular basis. He struggles so hard to impress wheelchairs and they still freely shit on him with such frequency that even with mods he needs to constantly police his chat.

Certainly a man worth our collective envy. :story:
 

TheGoutburglar

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Is he seriously admitting to watching playthroughs of a game he's in the middle of? As if people aren't going to figure out the real reason he's doing so? As if people don't ALREADY think he looks ahead and lies about it?

Also, is there ever going to be an actual instance of interaction between Phil and Khet that we hear about? The only ones that ever get mentioned are the ones that sound like bullshit, and/or only come up because he's trying to flex or cover for whatever he was actually doing because chat is accusing him of something.

If he had even the slightest bit of awareness of how much he feeds into the memes that he hates, he might at least become better at hiding what he's up to. Or not, because he hates anything resembling effort.
 

L.I.M.B. Commander

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He’s obviously also watching ahead a bit to see what’s coming up so he won’t get stuck on a “puzzle” or be too surprised by a jump scare, or get lost in some of the bigger areas. It also gives him the ability to “guess” what’s going to happen, and then when it does, he can do his typical “See? I knew it. I called it. Yeah, I knew that was going to happen. Nuuuuhuh...”

I honestly thought he started to "watch" other playthroughs to counter the TIHYDPS. Which IMO still happens anyway since the one thing I can count on Phil will, even with directions and a strategy, somehow someway fuck it all up.
 

Iron Hamster

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Is he seriously admitting to watching playthroughs of a game he's in the middle of? As if people aren't going to figure out the real reason he's doing so? As if people don't ALREADY think he looks ahead and lies about it?

Also, is there ever going to be an actual instance of interaction between Phil and Khet that we hear about? The only ones that ever get mentioned are the ones that sound like bullshit, and/or only come up because he's trying to flex or cover for whatever he was actually doing because chat is accusing him of something.

If he had even the slightest bit of awareness of how much he feeds into the memes that he hates, he might at least become better at hiding what he's up to. Or not, because he hates anything resembling effort.
The 'we' he referred to was him and a salt shaker.
 

TheGoutburglar

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I honestly thought he started to "watch" other playthroughs to counter the TIHYDPS. Which IMO still happens anyway since the one thing I can count on Phil will, even with directions and a strategy, somehow someway fuck it all up.

He obviously did, though, like you point out, it has done nothing to stop or even slow them down because it doesn't matter how much research Phil does, he can never overcome the fact that he's Phil.

Case in point: The Morrowind playthrough that he (probably) just killed off. 90% boring, but even if there weren't moments like when he got killed by a skeleton after running away from another one and using up all his fatigue, there is still the fact that the only reason his playthrough was like that was because he literally made it a hand-holding one. He was actually dumb enough to ADVERTISE that not only was he completely out of his depth, but was going to fuck up even WITH all the hand-holding.

That alone ensures that Phil playing Morrowind qualifies as the way not to.

The 'we' he referred to was him and a salt shaker.

Or a Hulk Hogan jpeg. lol
 

hector85

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God imagine being 40 and watching someone else’s let’s play with your wife. I love that we still never get a name to these phantom content creators. It’s not uncommon at all for YouTube people to acknowledge other people’s work.

it must be killing him though to have to sit through other people’s videos. There was a time where he did nothing but shit on YouTube and everyone on it, then suddenly a year or so into his marriage and he’s watching other YouTubers for fun? Yikes
I think he's watching the abby tranny sex scene over and over with kat to get himself hard enough for underwear time
 
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