Is he really saying he'll throw a clot to make an excuse for breaks?Not unlike claiming that he needs constant breaks so that his body doesn't clot up and his heart doesn't explode on stream, Phil is not above sounding like a total paranoid weirdo to weasel out of things he doesn't want to do.
Didn't forget. Just know they'd never happen. If you think Phil would do anything than snore through a babies wailing (whaling? I should write a book), we know different Phils.You forget the diaper changes and hospital visits my good sir.
Though I would concede that if he was up, he'd roll his eyes at the end of the first second of the first cry, and immediately shout down the hall to Kat's room, "WIFE, IT NEEDS YOU".
At this point one of two things happen:
She tells him to drop dead under her breath as she already has the baby in hand.
She has forgotten the baby exists and can't pause the game right now because she is just finding out she is the Dragonborn for the millionth time.