DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

What "new" thing is Phil putting out to beg for more money?

  • New loveseat (even though he's totally broke ;) )

    Votes: 11 17.7%
  • Green screen

    Votes: 6 9.7%
  • That old chair Frogga pointed out

    Votes: 8 12.9%
  • Gamer chair

    Votes: 2 3.2%
  • Dusty ass jerseys

    Votes: 8 12.9%
  • Combination of 2 of the above

    Votes: 27 43.5%

  • Total voters
    62
  • Poll closed .

Iamfrigide

Mistaking self indulgence for self care.
kiwifarms.net
Holy shit.
Someone just asked Phil why the PS5 controller was no longer on his wishlist.
Phil's response is that someone did buy it for him, allegedly, and sent him the tracking info, so he took it off his wishlist.

What the fuck is this about?
He opened the stream with a long winded explanation about how it made more sense to buy it from a store on his day off so that he didn't have to worry about it being mishandled in shipping.
Now suddenly it's because someone bought it for him.

Did this lying sack of shit just forget his entire prestream? Did he leave it on there even after expounding the reasons why it would be better to just buy it at a store?
Phil, I also notice that you didn't add $70 to the value of the tips and are attempting to hide the value of the money that you were just given for your business. So as I said, this is why you're a beggar.
This is actually... whew. Hit me with some top hats because I'm MoI on this one. Not even that someone was stupid enough to buy it for him after that, but because he very, very, very clearly lied.
He's getting braver about pushing his paypigs again since they slapped his wrist at the end of the vest streak.
 

Surly Muppet

kiwifarms.net
He just dipped for break. Isn't stream ending early today? And he still took a break?
There was no beg and he's only at $17, which is unusual. But he also dipped without updating the leaderboard, saying he would do that when he gets back.
So he might be sitting on a $50 tip and delaying putting it up in hopes that an additional whale will tip assuming this is a low stream.
 

darkwingosonichugorl

Let me tell you the potential of my balls.
kiwifarms.net
I guess this Khet sighting is really unknown , this is the undeniable proof that she still exists. This also explains why we never hear her, Phil does not like her disturbing him during his "work" hours, so she is probably really quiet and careful all the time to avoid being questioned by Phil the control freak.

https://twitter.com/joshkirby1911/status/1328288993587257345

Also weird is that LipJan liked this on his secondary account, then blocked the poster of this video a few hours later. LipJan's upload was DMCA'd, so maybe an attempt to keep his account?

NOTE - AUDIO GOES VERY LOUD SO YOU CAN HEAR HER. (For the first time since "They're here").

Edit - And if this is now the only version then we gotta make sure it is well archived.
I can't stop laughing every time Phil says office, like he's a professional working businessman. For both him and his wife, which is some room she plays video games on a table with a 15" monitor. and where she sleeps every night
 

wahkando

kiwifarms.net
drtonyhuge.png


Just sad
 

Surly Muppet

kiwifarms.net
$21 tip over the break from OneMinuteMan. So he likely sat on that and didn't update before he left. Another regular tipper he never seems to feel the need to verify.

He also just said it was unfortunate for those whose PS5s haven't arrived yet, especially if they ordered them 'in a pertinent timeframe'.
So for those who enjoyed his excessive use of that word, there is a great example of how use uses it in inappropriate ways just hear himself say it.
 

PervertedMonk

kiwifarms.net
I guess this Khet sighting is really unknown , this is the undeniable proof that she still exists. This also explains why we never hear her, Phil does not like her disturbing him during his "work" hours, so she is probably really quiet and careful all the time to avoid being questioned by Phil the control freak.

https://twitter.com/joshkirby1911/status/1328288993587257345

Also weird is that LipJan liked this on his secondary account, then blocked the poster of this video a few hours later. LipJan's upload was DMCA'd, so maybe an attempt to keep his account?

NOTE - AUDIO GOES VERY LOUD SO YOU CAN HEAR HER. (For the first time since "They're here").
Did we ever find out who "they" were?
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: 100% VIRGIN M00TY

TheGreatWhiteNorth

kiwifarms.net
$21 tip over the break from OneMinuteMan. So he likely sat on that and didn't update before he left. Another regular tipper he never seems to feel the need to verify.

He also just said it was unfortunate for those whose PS5s haven't arrived yet, especially if they ordered them 'in a pertinent timeframe'.
So for those who enjoyed his excessive use of that word, there is a great example of how use uses it in inappropriate ways just hear himself say it.

He really is just like a kid who learned a new word, and tries to use it constantly to appear smart.

Or, in this case, he's a near-40 adult trying to appear smart, when in fact he's an idiot.
 

TheKatIsNowGone

$100 and I'll dress like a retard, pledge now
kiwifarms.net
$21 tip over the break from OneMinuteMan. So he likely sat on that and didn't update before he left. Another regular tipper he never seems to feel the need to verify.

He also just said it was unfortunate for those whose PS5s haven't arrived yet, especially if they ordered them 'in a pertinent timeframe'.
So for those who enjoyed his excessive use of that word, there is a great example of how use uses it in inappropriate ways just hear himself say it.
It's funny that his attempts to inflate his vocabulary to make himself seem smarter have only backfired and made him seem like more of an autistic spaz because of the alien way he uses the words. But I guess actually understanding the words you're using is a little "ACE-O-TERIC" as DSP would say.
 

Cistern Rumbler

Pig Huntin' Man
kiwifarms.net
Anagrams are really hard. I can't figure it out either. You shouldn't judge somebody on stupid word puzzles.

You shouldn't be such a gafgot.

DSP is an east coast guy and couldn't figure it out. He's one of the dumbest mugs alive and deserves to be judged until he stops diarrhoea-squirting his stupidity to the whole world from his moist cat hair infested ahffice.

Let's be honest: The only "street" Phil would be smart about would be Sesame Street. And even then, that's a stretch.


Even there he's way below standard. If DSP were on Sesame Street, he'd be the kid in the back wearing a crash helmet for his own protection.
 
Last edited:

grump

kiwifarms.net
Damn, excuse the obvious plea for HAAAAALP but could you direct me to the proof of Kat still existing? I'm fairly up to date and I've missed it! I feel ashamed, I should apply myself harder to my tractoring activities...

After he got back from Urgent Care with Khet, he turned on the stream and was planning on stopping at the usual 4pm. Late into the stream, he went and got water and was gone for a while. While he was gone, he left the mic on and I heard him talking to a female voice.

He came back on stream and said that him and khet talked and he is streaming for one more hour.

Khet is still there. She is an autist who loves vidya, which she gets to play whenever she wants. She lives in a gated community so she feels secure, which is very important for a woman. She only has to work 15 hours a week, selling shoes at a grocery store. Her husband roomate pays all the bills so her money is her money. Phil is asexual so she doesn't have to worry about putting out.

She has what she needs at the Casa de Gout. She isn't going anywhere.

Autists found Katherine's voting information and her name is Katherine Burnell living at Phil's house. She was on Phil's bankruptcy filing. We know she works at Fred Meyer 1/2 mile from Phil's khando. As one said here, we've heard a female voice faintly a few times. She's still there, probably only as a betabux roommate that only acknowledges Phil when she needs money or a drive to the hospital, but she's physically there.

I guess this Khet sighting is really unknown , this is the undeniable proof that she still exists. This also explains why we never hear her, Phil does not like her disturbing him during his "work" hours, so she is probably really quiet and careful all the time to avoid being questioned by Phil the control freak.

https://twitter.com/joshkirby1911/status/1328288993587257345

Also weird is that LipJan liked this on his secondary account, then blocked the poster of this video a few hours later. LipJan's upload was DMCA'd, so maybe an attempt to keep his account?

NOTE - AUDIO GOES VERY LOUD SO YOU CAN HEAR HER. (For the first time since "They're here").

Edit - And if this is now the only version then we gotta make sure it is well archived.

Ignore all the posts claiming she exists. Khet for all intents and purposes is a fictional character in DSPTALES existing only as a MATURE adult fashion accessory to wave in front of his fans and as a scapegoat for the stuff he wants to do that he knows will be unpopular. There may be a housemate or escort he calls in once in awhile when he notices detractor chatter shifts toward him being single but like the Curse CEO that prostrated himself at Dave's feet and the hot latina girls that wanted to bang him in high school thinking theres anything but the thinnest of connecting threads between true flesh and blood people and the characters in DSPtales misses the point. Its like watching a Coca Cola commercial of Santa Claus and thinking it would give you insight into the life of an ancient middle eastern bishop.
 

Cistern Rumbler

Pig Huntin' Man
kiwifarms.net
DSP actually unironically said the "it's not my job to educate you" meme most commonly associated with progressive activists, and it reminded me of a short clip an old Youtube channel called MoralCourageChannel (could there be a more perfect name associated with a video debunking DSP's logic?) made about why this line of thinking is wrong in a couple of ways.

I spliced them together for convenience:



Setting aside the specific context she was addressing, she's correct and it just goes to show that like online activists who care less about education and more about grandstanding and talking down to people, DSP is no different. He doesn't want to educate in the first place, he just wants to be Captain Contrarian and generate drama for his own benefit while also getting his superiority complex fix.

Nothing says moral cowardice like throwing down opinions on social media and then when people ask you to back it up, you cry and say "naht muh jahb to edoocate you dood!"

(Original MoralCourageChannel video here: http://youtu.be/1bi3h-OlA0I)
(Pig ups to Snort Burnell for providing the DSP clip in his most recent upload: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DVOnKqYm9w)
 
Last edited: