DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[100% VIRGIN M00TY]

Does the guy even interact on the streams at all? Does he go by a different name on Twitch?

 

[tripmix]

Anybody who wastes time (And probably money) on D.S.P.'s shtream when they could be watching Bladerunner for the first (Hell, 54th) time deserves to be bullied into correcting their priorities.

You could watch the directors cut in just under 2 hours at 116 mins.

Or y'know one average pre-stream before gameplay begins on a Phil stream.

I wonder if the King of Hate forums are GDPR compliant... sure would be a shame if they weren't.

They aren't there is no notification about cookies or a privacy policy.

Am I wrong but if KGhaleon doxxed peoples IP's wouldn't that be illegal and Phil would be libel since its his mod and forum? I'm sure I heard of some doxxing law at some point, or do IP's not count?

Every single site out there puts IP addresses in its webserver access.log

Log Files - Apache HTTP Server Version 2.4

IP's dont count.

Its required by every website in order to function. Use a VPN if you don't want your IP to show up in the access.log

 

[PieceofShet]

Phil is back at Fall Guys.
I'm still unclear why he calls players shoving one another 'griefing' when it is clearly an intended mechanic. Admittedly, I don't play the game, but someone shooting you when you're capping a domination point in CoD is not 'griefing', nor is using a shell in Mario Kart.

He also complained that the music hasn't been updated in the last year.
I agree that in a year, you'd think something trying to entertain an audience would make some updates. On an unrelated note, what was the last thing Phil upgraded for the stream?

Phil is also currently talking about weight gain. If he started gaining weight, he'd have to force himself to eat less to lose weight. He can't afford to gain weight because his back would be in pain. In a new twist of lore, Phil claimed that the last time his back hurt, he was drinking a lot to numb the pain. When asked to elaborate on this, Phil says it was YT that saved him from this downward spiral of alcohol and back pain.

He got a chair. Now he can face the smaller tv.

If thats not an improvement, i dont know what is.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

this guy is so retarded he can't even operate a whisk

My girl just asked ''my why is he yanking on the whisk like its a horse dick?''

 

[Cistern Rumbler]

It's sad that Ninja met his wife on Fortnite (supposedly I have no idea if this is true) and not "real life". I guess Twitter is real life then.

REMINDER: stating facts is NOT being toxic. Phil is a pale balding ghoul with gout who is bad at video games.

Ninja met his wife on Fortnite and Dave met another man's girlfriend on Twitter.

Edit: Not a children's entertainer though.

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

I'm probably late as fuck, but I can't believe KGhaleon is still around.
Am I going to see Sammy Samosa reappear soon?

 

[Swirling weeb]

This is not pertinent to the conversation (I'm using that word correctly unlike Phil) but

1- I was watching LSB video of the 341 meeting and at one point Nancy asks him "is this a house or a condo?",Phil maintains silence for about 10 seconds which prompts Nancy to say "Hello? Mr. Burnell",after that more time passes in silence until Phil's lawyer changes topic and Phil never answers the question.

Do you guys remember when David Davidson showed the evolution of Phil's opinion with Bugsnax? Phil at first said that it was a children's game and was joking about it until he,in time,used pignosis on himself until he was convinced it's a game only robust machoor adults will understand and children would be traumatized by a game of retarded dogs eating sentient candy.

My point with this is that Phil pignosed himself over the years to think that his HOUSE is a symbol of success that proves he is a a mature adult , I find it hilarious that his autismo brain latched onto the word house so bad that when in a meeting that will decide his future he can't bring himself to admit that he lives in a condo because his acoustic mind believes that if he shares a wall with his neighboor he ceases to be a mature adult lmao.

2. Larry bundle junior made a video with a Phil cameo and someone on LSB discord pointed out that he is using the whisk by FUCKING GOING UP AND DOWN instead of doing circular motions,this guy is so retarded he can't even operate a whisk. Imagine mixing the sugar in your coffe by going up and down with the spoon,he is too retarded to live.
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Was this mother fucker trying to get a spoonful of whisked egg?

 

[LolCowCentral]

Onehis viewers just gave him the actual best idea ever that would help him: do a Viewer's Choice stream each week. He immediately tried to talk himself out of it. "It can't be open voting." Why not? "I can't afford a new game every week"

Well its a good thing he allows 5,000 a month for business expenses. A new game every week will, at most, cost him $240.00

Edit: I kept reading and have seen other people pick up on this as well so I'll add a side note. Along with viewers choice he could do it coinciding with a tip. The game with the most tips associated to it is the game I'll play. Let his greed take over and his viewers money do the talking. Kind of like when be got 1200 from his patreon to play Mario sunshine then complained he had to spend like 100 dollars for the right parts to make it work then cried that he is already out money just to play this game. It's like...no you shit head. You're still up 1100. Anyways. If he starts making people pay to vote then he will get less troll votes and more money.

Or he may get stuck playing a game he doesn't want to but will at least have been paid some in advance.

 

[FaXmachine]

You could watch the directors cut in just under 2 hours at 116 mins.

Or y'know one average pre-stream before gameplay begins on a Phil stream.

They aren't there is no notification about cookies or a privacy policy.

Every single site out there puts IP addresses in its webserver access.log

Log Files - Apache HTTP Server Version 2.4

IP's dont count.

Its required by every website in order to function. Use a VPN if you don't want your IP to show up in the access.log

I thought it could be the case, but I presume him saying he knows all the IP's was because he was going to publish them to the public or something like that? I'm not sure of that legality. But at the same time maybe the laws don't include this. Sorry I'm not to knowledgeable on this subject.

 

[WhalefromtheRafters]

Clout Chaser Burnell trying to get that next VIRAL TWEET that barely breaks 1000 likes on his 20k+ follower verified Twatter account. View attachment 1989482

A 1000 likes is pushing it for him. Most I've ever seen is like 6 and a comment from Derich shouting out Kat for that amazing piss scene at the Jim.

 

[PieceofShet]

EDIT:

Sorry for the size, i was from phone.

 

[FaXmachine]

Imagine taking a dead forum that seriously... No wonder he drinks.

 

[Red Bistro]

What an irredeemable turd. Give someone like that the tiniest bit of power and they turn into the fucking KGB.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Based animal fucker?

disgusting amount of fur fags and degenerates in Phil fan base

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

I know I shouldn't be surprised that someone as autistic as Phil doesn't know what depression is like, but fuck, this was infuriatingly stupid:

"Some days I would wake up and just feel depressed for no reason. There would be legit no reason, I would feel like shit. I'd be like , I feel awful today. It's 'cause my fucking depression hasn't gone away. It never does."
THAT'S NOT DEPRESSION, YOU RETARD. THAT'S CALLED A HUNGOVER. Or maybe, that's your body and brain warning you that they are undergoing accelerated decay because you don't take enough care of your health. People just don't wake up one day with depression for no fucking reason. God, I want to punch him.

"But only people who actually have true depression understand that." Imagine saying that without actually ever going through depression. Yes, if you were treated for clinical depression you will always have the risk of relapsing, but Phil didn't go through anything serious like that. Feeling sad and stressed for a couple of months because you are a manchild who doesn't know how to live on his own is not the same as having depression. And how sick would someone have to be in order to flex on a bunch of wheelchairs that they had depression. The way he expresses himself is so fucking offensive.

Depression is like gout. It doesn't go away. Who would have thought, huh? Same thing with his back pain. It could come back. Phil must think of himself as a real mature adult to have suffered from all of those afflictions. But of course, you would have to experience gout, depression and a herniated disk to actually understand.

Phil, if Leanna leaving you caused you to be depressed, you're not prepared for the feelings that will follow after your spergmate abandons you or one of your parents dies. It's going to be worse. It's still not going to be depression though, because you don't have enough humanity in you to experience actual depression. Fuck you.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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EDIT: I guess this applies to Phil, too.

 

[Swirling weeb]

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Based animal fucker?

disgusting amount of fur fags and degenerates in Phil fan base

This is the weirdest shortbus I’ve ever seen

 

[ZehnBoat]

pretty sure Fall Guys gives players randomly generated names tho? Dunno if they fixed it, I just remember they had an issue of players naming themselves ChildFucker and shit, so they just took away usernames for awhile.

yeah they changed it to numbers but now you can generate a three word name from a pool of words

"Some days I would wake up and just feel depressed for no reason. There would be legit no reason, I would feel like shit. I'd be like , I feel awful today. It's 'cause my fucking depression hasn't gone away. It never does."

depression makes you feel depressed? spoken like someone who doesn't have it
depression isn't "boo hoo i feel sad" phil, you're not depressed, fuck off

 

[FaXmachine]

Phil is a sad sad clown, the only way that clip could be any more funny is if he dressed the part.

That bit where he mentions that it hasn't gone away then corrects himself lol. I always find the muh depression takes he has funny, though watching it back I forgot it was while he was playing a childrens game.

You can't get mad at him, he doesn't deserve those emotions honestly.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Maybe his "depression" is a combination of a horrible diet, copious amounts of alcohol, no exercise, no friends, no hobbies, sham marriage, low T, and his conscience telling him he is a scamming Pigroach.