Just to play devil's advocate he could just be breaking up some egg yolks before switching to the circular motion and... oh fuck
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"Ugh noooooo you MAHRAHN! It's my depression, okay?"
*Snoooooort*
"There's still this back here (pointing to the fat pig neck), on my back and on my shoulder, and it's telling me......."
"It's WWE Champion tiiiiiiiiiime"
It's because he knows all he did was buy a very expensive apartment.
As long as all projects are done in a rub full of water.
lol. Do they really think they could follow an IP up to someone's front door?.
fuckshitsnake
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I absolutely adore that the usual pigroach act of being a know-it-all cunt is coming out in full force while he is utterly fucking clueless on how a whisk is actually meant to be used. The whisk clip is legendary to me because it's a quintessential summary of Phil: Talks like he's an expert about everything, yet proves he doesn't know shit about anything.
gaarashatan
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im just amazed he got away with such a bold face fucking lie. 5k a monthly in business? what a joke. this bitch adding his house mortgage and bills into it too? he must be
“...I’ll post the list of cheaters so their votes can be discounted and SHAMED.”
Yeesh. “Power trip” is an understatement. Hope he’s having fun in the one place on the internet where he “matters”. Even on Phil’s Twitch channel, most people don’t even know he exists.
BepsiLight
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Who the fuck wouldn't wake up sad knowing you're a 40 years old ghoul looking motherfucker who backstabbed all his friends, burned all possible bridges he could burn, hasn't had a real job in over 12 years, has nothing to show for his 12 years beggacy except for a bankruptcy and crippling debt that couldn't be discharged in said bankruptcy and is one or two slow streams away from not being able to provide for his horse and catson.I know I shouldn't be surprised that someone as autistic as Phil doesn't know what depression is like, but fuck, this was infuriatingly stupid:
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"Some days I would wake up and just feel depressed for no reason. There would be legit no reason, I would feel like shit. I'd be like, I feel awful today. It's 'cause my fucking depression hasn't gone away. It never does."
THAT'S NOT DEPRESSION, YOU RETARD. THAT'S CALLED A HUNGOVER. Or maybe, that's your body and brain warning you that they are undergoing accelerated decay because you don't take enough care of your health. People just don't wake up one day with depression for no fucking reason. God, I want to punch him.
"But only people who actually have true depression understand that." Imagine saying that without actually ever going through depression. Yes, if you were treated for clinical depression you will always have the risk of relapsing, but Phil didn't go through anything serious like that. Feeling sad and stressed for a couple of months because you are a manchild who doesn't know how to live on his own is not the same as having depression. And how sick would someone have to be in order to flex on a bunch of wheelchairs that they had depression. The way he expresses himself is so fucking offensive.
Depression is like gout. It doesn't go away. Who would have thought, huh? Same thing with his back pain. It could come back. Phil must think of himself as a real mature adult to have suffered from all of those afflictions. But of course, you would have to experience gout, depression and a herniated disk to actually understand.
Phil, if Leanna leaving you caused you to be depressed, you're not prepared for the feelings that will follow after your spergmate abandons you or one of your parents dies. It's going to be worse. It's still not going to be depression though, because you don't have enough humanity in you to experience actual depression. Fuck you.
I'd wake up every single day thinking about nooses and chairs if I was in that position.
Still, I don't believe for a second he's depressed because he's a god damn narcissistic motherfucker and in his gin riddled brain he's the greatest person alive and he's too far gone to experience self doubt or feelings of worthlessness. It's always someone elses fault, nothing he could do.
He distinctly categorizes the 5k as separate from everything else, calling it "internal business expenses". No I'm not joking.
He is so inured to the fact his chat is filled with actual children that he thinks he can get away with:
- not buying a new laptop
- not buying a new gaming rig
- not buying a green screen
- not buying a new camera
- not buying a new capture setup
- making zero streaming investments other than the bare minimum number of AAA titles and console releases
And purport to have five thousand dollars monthly "internal business expenses" that are, coincidentally, none of anyone's business.
There's no lie he won't tell to avoid facing up to his gambling addiction.
What a sub-par existence to spend your weekend moderating a ghost town of a website like you're Sherriff Billy Big Bollock's. Drinking to boot because of the rigors of the pay-free "job". Does anybody in Phil's circle of numbskull's have any shred of dignity? At all? Rhetorical.
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Holy shit! He recommends beating your eggs with a SPOON in that clip!!! He says it's the 2nd best thing to use after a whisk while using the whisk as if he's giving it a handjob.
I don't even know what's real anymore
Edit: Also the energy drink Phil shows off is like $6 to $7 a can.
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Holy shit! He recommends beating your eggs with a SPOON in that clip!!! He says it's the 2nd best thing to use after a whisk while using the whisk as if he's giving it a handjob.
I don't even know what's real anymore
How the fuck did this idiot manage to survive on his own for any length of time and not understand how to whisk a fucking egg?
Sugar Puppet
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He can't blame lag on everything so for his fuck ups in real life his incorrectly self diagnosed chronic depression is key to deferring responsibility away from being an asshole to people.
Nothin' I could do dude, not my fault THAT WAS MUH DEPRESSION
"It's a no brainer" - Phil Burnell while repeatedly lifting a wisk up and down into eggs
Yeah that isn't depression.I know I shouldn't be surprised that someone as autistic as Phil doesn't know what depression is like, but fuck, this was infuriatingly stupid:
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"Some days I would wake up and just feel depressed for no reason. There would be legit no reason, I would feel like shit. I'd be like
THAT'S NOT DEPRESSION, YOU RETARD. THAT'S CALLED A HUNGOVER. Or maybe, that's your body and brain warning you that they are undergoing accelerated decay because you don't take enough care of your health. People just don't wake up one day with depression for no fucking reason. God, I want to punch him.
"But only people who actually have true depression understand that." Imagine saying that without actually ever going through depression. Yes, if you were treated for clinical depression you will always have the risk of relapsing, but Phil didn't go through anything serious like that. Feeling sad and stressed for a couple of months because you are a manchild who doesn't know how to live on his own is not the same as having depression. And how sick would someone have to be in order to flex on a bunch of wheelchairs that they had depression. The way he expresses himself is so fucking offensive.
Depression is like gout. It doesn't go away. Who would have thought, huh? Same thing with his back pain. It could come back. Phil must think of himself as a real mature adult to have suffered from all of those afflictions. But of course, you would have to experience gout, depression and a herniated disk to actually understand.
Phil, if Leanna leaving you caused you to be depressed, you're not prepared for the feelings that will follow after your spergmate abandons you or one of your parents dies. It's going to be worse. It's still not going to be depression though, because you don't have enough humanity in you to experience actual depression. Fuck you.
That's making up a narrative to manipulate an emotional reaction so retards who don't know any better fork over their money.
That's the end goal of literally everything out of that abomination's mouth.
2008-20??*Give me money, money, money-DSP, 2008-2021
Still laughing over an Anonymouse cheer from a few nights ago on the Mario stream where he told Phil "I know that feeling of all the drinks hitting you at once, too" LOL. Phil didn't ban him either
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