DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

How much will Phil beg for for his teenage girl birthday week?

  • Nothing beyond the $100 per stream

    Votes: 27 7.6%
  • $101-$499

    Votes: 26 7.4%
  • $500-$999

    Votes: 66 18.7%
  • $1000-$4999

    Votes: 163 46.2%
  • $5000+

    Votes: 71 20.1%

  • Total voters
    353

Paladin Derich

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His shopping cart is packed to the brim whenever it has been spotted inside the Fred Meyer in Renton. Just the very top layer consisted of frozen lasagnas of various brands, many packs of Bar S hotdogs, cans of Chef Boyardee, otter pops, and chewy bars. The cart was so full and heavy with random foods that Khet was having difficulty pushing it.
No wonder the motherfucker has gout
 

Surly Muppet

Local Moderator
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I have honestly always liked this meme, and how people would just refer to it by "Oh, looks like the black begging shirt is on here we go" just the idea of thinking he just puts on that shirt and has a whole script ready to read on stream about his emergency is hilarious to me.
There was a time where the begging videos were a special thing, and I swear, he would change into that shirt intentionally. Kind of like Phil openly talks about trying to manipulating people in the mod leaks, I think he at least thought that wearing a solid black shirt gave him a somber appearance and was more appropriate and mature than a gaming shirt.

I dont understand his whole grocery shopping schtick. Why does he make such a big deal about grocery shopping? Everyone has to do it and its not interesting or hard but he describes it as this herculean task that only he has to go through. If you live in the suburbs of any major American city, you're no more than like 5 minutes away from a grocery store. Its not a big deal to run to the store if you need to get a loaf of bread or something and be back home in 15 or 20 mins.
I'm fairly sure this has escalated to this point because he has become an actual shut-in and is rapidly losing what little perspective he had. The grocery outing is literally all he does outside of the house. The doctor's appointments caused an even larger ripple because they are anomalies, and he can't even wrap his head around how to get to them. Especially with his discovery of food delivery services during the pandemic, this is probably going to continue to decline. Something to look forward to.

EDIT: LMAO
Phil was visible on one of his slides and was jerking around, like usual. People called him out again.
This time his response was that he knew they could see him, so he was intentionally doing funny movements.
No, Phil. Just no. We all know about the rocking.
 

millais

The Yellow Rose of Victoria, Texas
True & Honest Fan
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His life is so boring and without any real physical exertion or activity that he has to spin every errand and chore into an epic ordeal of Herculean proportions. It feeds into his ego and need to convince his paypigs that the mature and adult sufferings of his everyday existence necessitate disproportionate amounts of financial support. How can he otherwise claim to be the King of Suffering if he is truthful about the comfortable nature of his sheltered lifestyle
 

Surly Muppet

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Phil is on a tear. He is 39 years old now, and if he sees you being mean to him or his family in the chat, he's banning you. Don't even ask to come back. This is identical to rants he gave at 38, 37, 36...
You can always prey on the apology fetish though.

Phil is again struggling with bills before he gets paid by Twitch in the second half of the month. Really odd that this situation never seems to improve. Even after $700 and $400 days to start the month.
 

JamFlowMan

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im actually surprised patreon hasnt taken action against his account. especially after that whole 7 scam thing
At the time it happened the Sok shockingly did an autistic investigation and found Patreon's tos only had issues if creators did not meeting the tier goals ($1, $5, etc) not the overall goal.

So while waking up and deciding the "stars aligned" and God himself told Phil not to worry about cutting a 30 second trailer that didn't need new footage was a scummy thing to do, technically Phil did nothing wrong he did everything correct.
 

Pepper Jack

Pepper Jack are you SERIOUS?!?!?!
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Phil set his sub goal very early in the month, April 2nd in fact. This breaks with his tradition of waiting at least a week into the month to set the goal due to a lot of gifted subs expiring at the beginning of the month.

I wonder what gave Phil the confidence to set the goal on the second day of the month despite him knowing about the impending sub drop? Perhaps it was a purveyor of iced coffee?
 

L.I.M.B. Commander

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Can someone explain why Phil has such a bug up his gouty ass over Nintendo? Bitching about the pro controller is the latest in his line of “fuck you Nintendo” moments. Is it because someone dressed as Mario (please sit down, MovieBob) told Phil ”No“ as a kid, or is it because Phil is so bad at “kids games” that he needs a scapegoat to keep his so-called “gamer cred” going?

If I can remember my lore back in the "YouTube" days Nintendo was doing the whole mini MCM and claiming everyone's videos unless you signed something from them saying you have permission to play their games and Phil got butthurt because of bugged ad revenue mechanics. It could also be that one time as part of a patreon's choice he had to play a mario game and put it off for months....even though he was already paid for it. Or it could be just another case of piggy hates everyone and everything....
 

PieceofShet

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Phil set his sub goal very early in the month, April 2nd in fact. This breaks with his tradition of waiting at least a week into the month to set the goal due to a lot of gifted subs expiring at the beginning of the month.

I wonder what gave Phil the confidence to set the goal on the second day of the month despite him knowing about the impending sub drop? Perhaps it was a purveyor of iced coffee?
Now dsp wants money. Doesnt matter what will happen, thats future dsp's problem. This strategy worked in the past 10 years and you bet your fukin ass he will do this till the day he dies.
 
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Daijodan

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Checked pre-stream three times (I believe it's time for a DSP detox). Every time he's been on about that fucking sandwich.. It's McDonalds, you tit. No one goes in expecting quality, we're either drunk, hung-over, or can't be fucked to care about our health on that particular day. He talks about it like it was the highlight of his entire day, and it still sucked.
 

Paladin Derich

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So does the Fred Meyer by Piggy has a order online and pick up at store option? I know most places are doing it now and you can get everything you wanted ordered days in advance and just drive up to the entrance and they'll hand the shit off to you why doesn't he do that?
Probably because phil is too autistic to trust his groceries to someone else. Even if he tried it, he would probably go through every single bag to inspect everything, which would be understandable, but he buys enough groceries to put on a pallet.
 

Surly Muppet

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Some paypig is tipped a few $5 tips and 'told Phil his code word' in one of them. Phil doesn't really care because ThePastryarchy already turned up with $50.

He is now struggling to verify a tip that did not use a code word - $20 from GermWorm.

My question with these code words... is Phil archiving them somewhere? Is there a list of whales and their code words? He doesn't seem to be doing anything to record them on stream, and we know he isn't jotting things on a pad of paper or something because he is confused as to how he is ever expected to remember anything between streams, so that's a foreign concept in general...

Or is he just saying that they need a codeword, and then just assuming that if there is a code word, it's probably legit, and he probably remembers some of the real recurring ones, like ThePastryarchy? Once again, another airtight fraud prevention system from the same man who brought you the 'I Can't Accept Unverified Tips Except When I Can' technique.
 

Fill Bern El

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Some paypig is tipped a few $5 tips and 'told Phil his code word' in one of them. Phil doesn't really care because ThePastryarchy already turned up with $50.

He is now struggling to verify a tip that did not use a code word - $20 from GermWorm.

My question with these code words... is Phil archiving them somewhere? Is there a list of whales and their code words? He doesn't seem to be doing anything to record them on stream, and we know he isn't jotting things on a pad of paper or something because he is confused as to how he is ever expected to remember anything between streams, so that's a foreign concept in general...

Or is he just saying that they need a codeword, and then just assuming that if there is a code word, it's probably legit, and he probably remembers some of the real recurring ones, like ThePastryarchy? Once again, another airtight fraud prevention system from the same man who brought you the 'I Can't Accept Unverified Tips Except When I Can' technique.
I think his system is actually who it is than what they say, GermWorm could have definitely used a codeword but because he isn't a known whale like OIC or pastryarchy Phil is going to check either way

to sum it up cause it's kind of confusing the way I put it;

If it's a known whale, a quick glance at a codeword will do
Unknown tipper, may use codeword but just for precautions he will check anyway (so the codeword is useless in this instance)
 

Fallgout Boy

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I dont understand his whole grocery shopping schtick. Why does he make such a big deal about grocery shopping? [...]
Because he doesn't have anything else to talk about. This is literally the most excitement he gets in his life.

Also, his other activities (like WWE Champions and being a bottom on Grindr reading KiwiFarms) he denies even exist, so he can't talk about those.

Edit: Well, shit, I'm slow. I blame online lag tactics.
 

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