We often laugh when Phil goes insane over the most simple things because he’s a shut in who has no grasp on reality anymore. But god imagine having to live with that kinda person. Dude spilt water on himself and he runs to his momm....I mean Kat as excited as a kid who just used the potty for the first timeWhen he kept sperging on about spilling water, I don't blame her for shutting him up. Its water Phil. Shut the fuck up, dry yourself off, and go back to your stream.
The thing is, it is solely Dave's own fault that his metrics tanked.I think his aversion to Youtube is somewhat justified.
The algorithm will fucking destroy him because detractor videos get more views in a shorter span compared to the shitstream of spam he uploads daily.
I'd imagine if you search for "DSP stream" while he's "working" you'll get a restreamer or two at the top of the search results.
This video should be shown to anybody who has a positive view of John Rambo. A pair of absolute cunts for no reason.If Phil genuinely attempted to play with the fans he has now, it would just be a repeat of this incident:
We and Phil all know that he hasn't managed to attract viewers that are any less tardy over the years, he would probably melt from the embarrassment of hearing Jakileez over the mic. He wants to see them interact with his bank account, not interact with them.
She doesn't realize Phil does have a Plan B, it's called; Plan Beg On Youtube If Begging Fails On Twitch.Imagine how Phil's mom would feel seeing him in this state, after that conversation in Connecticut about how streaming isn't gonna last forever and he needs to have a plan B to move on to once it stops working. This is the closest we're getting to it no longer being viable for him and he's choosing to stick his head in the sand and be stubborn as always.
Other than gacha and nightly Kiwi Farms field trips, I bet this is actually why he's up so late every night. Going through every single negative Tweet and blocking every single person who liked it, shared it and/or positively engaged with it....it turns out that he individually sought out individual twitter accounts who were liking and talking about him amongst each other and was therefore going through every tweet he was able to find to block the "trolls and no-life haters".
So he was taking time out of his own life to keep track about all the people who were saying absolutely anything negative or critical about him or engage in anything that he doesn't approve of about anything related to him.
Fat boy loves to have his cake and eat it too.He was using last week to gauge if he should stay on Twitch and he got the support.
Now he needs to use this week to gauge if he should stay on Twitch because he isn't getting the support.
So is this just going to be a forever threat now? In 5 weeks if there is another slow week is that going to be the week to decide if he stays on Twitch? And then again in 10 weeks?
And if he moves to YT, will it just be a threat every other week to... return to Twitch?
This doesn't work as the infinite beg like the daily bills, Phil. There needs to be a commitment made at some point because this one is so retarded, it is going to turn even some of the regulars.
I’d be great if it was. I can’t believe he turned the camera on...literally gave people a cringe photo op....THEN doesn’t even change the shorts or take 2 minutes off camera to dry . Just sits right back down and drys off like the ape that he is.
He doesn't wear the pants in the house, in fact he can't even keep a clean pair on!"*Something* your fucking stream?" Could very well be "finish", I personally can't hear it well enough to be certain.
It was already common knowledge that she had him under her slipper, nice and tight, but good fucken lord, if this audio's anything to go by, our Lord and Savior Mister Philbertino "He's fine, he's dead" Burnellini is indubitably, without a doubt, crystal clearly, absolutely, willingly, unwillingly...
I don't know about you guys, but I definitely hear her saying "I don't care". Twice. It's pretty clear now with the audio enhanced, at least for me.I remastered the audio and got rid of a lot of hiss I definitely hear "finish the fucking stream"