DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

When will the tip goal return to $200?

  • Never

    Votes: 30 8.9%
  • After the first day of missed $100 goals

    Votes: 44 13.0%
  • After the next month

    Votes: 60 17.8%
  • Before next month because of "bills"

    Votes: 204 60.4%

  • Total voters
    338

YokuNama

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tripmix

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Yeah that Nigel bloke is deranged af.
However I do support wearing masks, and I dislike the pizza gate conspiracy.

I'm fairly certain this is fake.
I know the bloke was tempting us to dox him and people want him doxed, so I find it proper odd the top part of the conversation cuts exactly talking about me while cutting the bottom part of the conversation where they talk about money.
This is either someone trying to get him doxed, or that exceptional individual trying to get more attention. I also refuse to believe someone as paranoid as OIC is stupid enough to share his private Facebook with some random person he met in Phil's chat.

The part about me simply seems too forced, so I'm not really going for the bait and I'm not bothered by it either. Overall quite low effort bait, but I value the attempt so well done.
Calebs photo with the dog also looks like a stock photo
Ask and ya shall receive! I snagged it before it was taken down. View attachment 2225977
I'm not 100% sure on this so treat this post as irresponsible speculation autism but...

I've only seen bitmap artifacting like this when something is cut and then pasted in:

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Like when you cut a 8bit jpg and stick it on a 16bit png

The white pixels are fine in the background but it looks like box select was used to paste something that didn't belong there, the real name could be underneath. Rather than erase the old name they just used a white background for the Caleb.

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Noticed this as well it looks like someones been in here with a photoshop brush??

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UaineRunei

Hate Army lieutenant
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The first thing in my mind when this Caleb screenshot showed up the first time was: what's the purpose? If the person wanted to dox him, why show only the first name and a 10x10 image? If he didn't want to dox him, why post this in the first place? It's the same shit as the "OiC confession". This faggot probably produced this screenshot as well.

Oh, and remember when OiC was super busy to watch all the streams? Because of work and his exercises? Well, guess what the guy is present in every single stream since he became a mod.

OiC is like Derich for me. It's fascinating!
 

hundredthousand

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What's funny is that he does this kind of shit and expects people to believe he is this giga chad who is super successful and a millionaire.

Anyone who has actually met rich and successful people understands that none of them get there by being imbeciles who waste hours of their days modding to shitty streamers and throwing thousands a month at said streamer.

My guess is that Phil's whales are either trust fund babies who don't understand the value of money, or single guys with no friends with a job that pays well. And since the whales typically wait until they give Phil their money, thus showing that their money isn't unlimited , I'm inclined to believe that the latter is more likely than the former.

Well think about it; most people spend money on... their hobbies, vacations, their girl, restaurants, parties, etc. Now if all those things are replaced with solely watching some fucking guy play video games you suddenly have a shitload of disposable income. And we know this guy just sits their all day watching Phil as he is active in chat throughout almost the full length of every stream. And that's only Phil - he is known to simp for other some other asian whore on twitch as well, or whatever.

His day is spent on watching streamers. That's this guys life.
 

architects

True & Honest Fan
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I love how he ended with, and I quote: "We only got halfway through the tips goal, but I'm not complaining".
He looked miserable saying it….I actually giggled. My guy couldn’t even come close hiding his depression…lol

What's funny is that he does this kind of shit and expects people to believe he is this giga chad who is super successful and a millionaire.

Anyone who has actually met rich and successful people understands that none of them get there by being imbeciles who waste hours of their days modding to shitty streamers and throwing thousands a month at said streamer.

My guess is that Phil's whales are either trust fund babies who don't understand the value of money, or single guys with no friends with a job that pays well. And since the whales typically wait until they give Phil their money, thus showing that their money isn't unlimited , I'm inclined to believe that the latter is more likely than the former.
if ANY of these dudes had “fuck you” money Phil would hit the goal every damn time. I think 90 percent of the whales are the single guys with a good job and no life.
 

Salubrious

Feelin' Healthy
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Reminds me of the Super Mario Sunshine debacle. Patrons paid for a playthrough and voted for Sunshine. He threw a tantrum because he told them not to vote for that game because he was playing through Odyssey at the time and he believed that people would get bored of too much Mario (aka they wouldn't show up and contribute). Also Nintendo was claiming everything on YT back then. He eventually settled on playing the game in January (it was Sept/Oct). Then he found out about his state back taxes and went full panic mode, setting up another Patron's choice for a MGS2 'Redemption Run' to help raise funds for his taxes. This was also scheduled for January, putting Sunshine on indefinite hiatus. People were rightfully upset that Sunshine got delayed for a second time and he lost his fucking mind on chat saying that if he played Sunshine he wouldn't make enough money and he would lose his house. Also he didn't technically promise he would play the game in January he only said he would "probably" play it then so it doesn't count as a scam/delay/broken promise.

King of Semantics.
These sagas bring out two of my favorite things about DSP.

1) DSP claiming that nobody would be interested in him playing a game as they literally vote/pay for him to play the game.

2) DSP being absolutely convinced that "participation" is a direct result of the game and not himself. He's said in the past that he NEEDS to play five different games during a marathon because DSP truly believes that if he plays every type of game then every type of fan will "participate", but if he only plays one game then only one type of "fan" will participate and the other fans that don't like the game will refuse to "contribute." Keep in mind this is a man that gets like 80% of his income from 4 big whales that will pay him no matter what.
 

Rainyday Hedge Fund

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Yeah that Nigel bloke is deranged af.
However I do support wearing masks, and I dislike the pizza gate conspiracy.

I'm fairly certain this is fake.
I know the bloke was tempting us to dox him and people want him doxed, so I find it proper odd the top part of the conversation cuts exactly talking about me while cutting the bottom part of the conversation where they talk about money.
This is either someone trying to get him doxed, or that exceptional individual trying to get more attention. I also refuse to believe someone as paranoid as OIC is stupid enough to share his private Facebook with some random person he met in Phil's chat.

The part about me simply seems too forced, so I'm not really going for the bait and I'm not bothered by it either. Overall quite low effort bait, but I value the attempt so well done.
Damn it Nigel it seemed odd but just wanted to believe you appear out of thin air like some boogie man to spook the sh*t out of DSP type tards.

Edit: know i'm late but was able to catch some of Dave's REEEEstream and man it got me scratching my head. 1) He was pushing extra hard for tips you know because of YT's pay schedule. I apologize for forgetting some names but a pair/group has done really well tracking his new stream income and surprise he's doing around the same if not better. 2) He went into a butthurt rant about Twitch and how they dropped his partnership. He said he doesn't ever want to go back due to treatment unless "something happens"...I see his loophole. 3) The WWE news was odd for his stream especially going into story-lines and who WWE dropped lol.....this man doesn't keep up by the way. Tons of gaslighting and using "WE" a ton today too.
 
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DarkSoulsPhil

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Reminds me of the Super Mario Sunshine debacle. Patrons paid for a playthrough and voted for Sunshine. He threw a tantrum because he told them not to vote for that game because he was playing through Odyssey at the time and he believed that people would get bored of too much Mario (aka they wouldn't show up and contribute). Also Nintendo was claiming everything on YT back then. He eventually settled on playing the game in January (it was Sept/Oct). Then he found out about his state back taxes and went full panic mode, setting up another Patron's choice for a MGS2 'Redemption Run' to help raise funds for his taxes. This was also scheduled for January, putting Sunshine on indefinite hiatus. People were rightfully upset that Sunshine got delayed for a second time and he lost his fucking mind on chat saying that if he played Sunshine he wouldn't make enough money and he would lose his house. Also he didn't technically promise he would play the game in January he only said he would "probably" play it then so it doesn't count as a scam/delay/broken promise.

King of Semantics.
He delayed that playthrough so long that some people forgot about it and it because a ban on sight topic of discussion for a while when the pig was feeling the heat. In fact, I started following Dave around that time and I distinctly remember a lot of the shit in chat that went down. LOTS of bans and banwaves, pissed off legit fans (dont fuck with mario or nintendo when it comes to wheelchairs) and a lotta peepul in general recognising that Phil is an absolute shithead. Pretty sure he had another viewers choice or sub goal met and completed between the sunshine vote (which yes to confirm, he was autistically mad that he mad it an option and people were voting for it) and sunshine getting started but thats something im less confident on
 

Jaracainofthewind

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*hits chalk board with wooden stick*

Phil.. Since you read the farms on your late night Gin drinks I went ahead and got the definition of date for you..

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The class of Kiwi Farms have decided to reward you with this Phil..

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Now go into the corner and don't try to masturbate over there.
At home drawing picture of mountaintops. Lemon yellow sun...
 

Salubrious

Feelin' Healthy
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He delayed that playthrough so long that some people forgot about it and it because a ban on sight topic of discussion for a while when the pig was feeling the heat. In fact, I started following Dave around that time and I distinctly remember a lot of the shit in chat that went down. LOTS of bans and banwaves, pissed off legit fans (dont fuck with mario or nintendo when it comes to wheelchairs) and a lotta peepul in general recognising that Phil is an absolute shithead. Pretty sure he had another viewers choice or sub goal met and completed between the sunshine vote (which yes to confirm, he was autistically mad that he mad it an option and people were voting for it) and sunshine getting started but thats something im less confident on
That was the weirdest part of the story. Like, it was CLEAR that DSP was lying about people not wanting to watch the playthrough.

So it boiled down to two things:
1) DSP has a raging hateboner for Nintendo for some reason. I know he hates Nintendo, but I don't know why.
2) DSP hates "being told what to do." That's why DSP either never does fan requests, or even when he does somehow trolls always rig the polls and he plays something else anyway.

DSP cannot, for any reason, not be in control. Even though he technically works a customer service type job, he absolutely hates his customers. You can tell because DSP believes that the goal of the stream is for HIM to have fun, not for the AUDIENCE to be entertained.
 

DarkSoulsPhil

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That was the weirdest part of the story. Like, it was CLEAR that DSP was lying about people not wanting to watch the playthrough.

So it boiled down to two things:
1) DSP has a raging hateboner for Nintendo for some reason. I know he hates Nintendo, but I don't know why.
2) DSP hates "being told what to do." That's why DSP either never does fan requests, or even when he does somehow trolls always rig the polls and he plays something else anyway.

DSP cannot, for any reason, not be in control. Even though he technically works a customer service type job, he absolutely hates his customers. You can tell because DSP believes that the goal of the stream is for HIM to have fun, not for the AUDIENCE to be entertained.
1. He hates nintendo because of that partnership program they had for their online content. They want to protect their ips and image, Dave doesnt understand a thing about business image
2. Yes. This was the one and only time where a poll went one way and he didnt change the outcome. Later polls had 'suspicious votes' and so he just ignored what actually won and played whatever the fuck he wanted. He learnt his lesson here.

This is the Divinity thing, but he learnt his lesson this time. Vote went to a game he didnt want, so he delays until chat is revolting months later to a point he cant deal so he starts playing, realises exactly how much new info is out there but refuses to do the work "if the fans want their divinity, they need to earn it" kind of thing before putting it on indefinite hiatus and hoping its memory holed. Hes done similar things in the last few years but divinity wasnt even a game failing tobring in money. Pretty sure it met and smashed the tips goal every stream. He just does not want to play it and wont let chat get a word in.
 

Poo Twister

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I've been on break from the goutsphere. I've been working on my hippity hoppity beats, I'm about to take the rap game by storm.

Anyway, Phil is too boring to keep my attention lately. If he's getting money then he's just not funny. I have been back through the thread and noticed some funny shit. I like how Divinty 2 is gone, not even trying to hide it. His move to YouTube has been good for tips, but his true fan numbers are starting to drop, and even the wheelchairs are starting to get bored. As soon as his current wallets get bored or broke, he's fucked. Of course he won't be fucked for long, he will snort his way back into money after a few weeks.

This might be my last post, it might not.
 

Need Help With Tips

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DSP is also completely pussy-whipped by the tractors, every time people suggest anything he can't because of trolls. Can't do DSP tries it because trolls, he can't play with people who pledged on Patreon because trolls would pledge just to get in the game and RUIN it. He needs comments to be disabled on all his official channel videos because otherwise trolls will leave nasty comments to try and get showcased in a TIHYDP.

So I'm curious what you all would do if you were in DSP's position; you're a prolific vahriety streamer with a 12 year begga- legacy on Youtube, the PIONEER of the LP genre. You have an army of mentally ill trolls who lie and spin everything to try and ruin life for you, your horse and your son as you try to scrape by on a measly 125k salary, which is barely enough to afford necessities, like bills, bills, bills, hogans, taxes, and bills.
Do you:
A) Refuse to do anything special for your fans, punish them because you're terrified some guy will infiltrate your MP game with them and talk about how much money you spend on WWEC or something
B) Take the more selfless route, give back to your fans who support you financially by playing games with them, suck it up if some evil troll calls you a mean word in your MP games, it's worth it to try and do something nice for the people stupid and lonely enough to feed you money.

People who whale and keep Phil afloat are lonely and usually some form of retarded, but at the end of the day, the only interaction with DSP they get in return is getting to coordinate with him behindascenes about how and when they're going to give him more money. The risk of trolls makes him terrified to do anything for them, he'd rather shaft them because the idea of someone being mean to him in voice chat for 5 seconds makes him piss himself.

I've been on break from the goutsphere. I've been working on my hippity hoppity beats, I'm about to take the rap game by storm.

Anyway, Phil is too boring to keep my attention lately. If he's getting money then he's just not funny. I have been back through the thread and noticed some funny shit. I like how Divinty 2 is gone, not even trying to hide it. His move to YouTube has been good for tips, but his true fan numbers are starting to drop, and even the wheelchairs are starting to get bored. As soon as his current wallets get bored or broke, he's fucked. Of course he won't be fucked for long, he will snort his way back into money after a few weeks.

This might be my last post, it might not.
Understandable, DSP is about as interesting as watching paint dry when there isn't a saga going on for him to spend 45 minutes lying and bitching about every stream. It's just groundhog day in Dave land most of the time.
 

Surly Muppet

Local Moderator
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One of my favorite lines from Phil's Returnal review was:
"I think it was important for me to play this because I had a bunch of my viewers come out and tell me whether or not they decided they wanted to play this game based on my playthrough. It certainly wasn't my cup of tea, but I'm happy to hear that some people said 'wow, I'm definitely not getting it after watching you play it', and other people were like, 'okay, after seeing you play it, and tough through it and perservere, yes I'm gonna get it."

The fucking delusion.
So either people wholeheartedly agreed with Phil, or they bore witness to Phil's suffering and acknowledged it, but then decided to get the game, apparently so they, too, could suffer?

Phil either has to be super right, or, if you disagreed with Phil, you still agreed with Phil's assessment that the game is shit and just wanted to punish yourself too.
Nobody said that latter statement, I guarantee you. People decided to get it because they liked what they saw and understood he was playing it like a retard while they would not,. But when they said they were getting it, he put words in their mouths just like he does with everyone else to still turn it into praise.

Moments like this really lead me to believe that he genuinely struggles to process reality, and consistently believes his own lies.
This is a minor echo of when he claimed that journalist called his trolls mentally ill children, only to find out the guy said nothing of the sort.
 

Zappin’ And Spazzin’

In Memoriam
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One of my favorite lines from Phil's Returnal review was:
"I think it was important for me to play this because I had a bunch of my viewers come out and tell me whether or not they decided they wanted to play this game based on my playthrough. It certainly wasn't my cup of tea, but I'm happy to hear that some people said 'wow, I'm definitely not getting it after watching you play it', and other people were like, 'okay, after seeing you play it, and tough through it and perservere, yes I'm gonna get it."

The fucking delusion.
So either people wholeheartedly agreed with Phil, or they bore witness to Phil's suffering and acknowledged it, but then decided to get the game, apparently so they, too, could suffer?

Phil either has to be super right, or, if you disagreed with Phil, you still agreed with Phil's assessment that the game is shit and just wanted to punish yourself too.
Nobody said that latter statement, I guarantee you. People decided to get it because they liked what they saw and understood he was playing it like a retard while they would not,. But when they said they were getting it, he put words in their mouths just like he does with everyone else to still turn it into praise.

Moments like this really lead me to believe that he genuinely struggles to process reality, and consistently believes his own lies.
This is a minor echo of when he claimed that journalist called his trolls mentally ill children, only to find out the guy said nothing of the sort.
Don’t forget when his bankruptcy lawyer told him “Wow these people are really fucked up! Don’t share any details with anyone because of those insane trolls!”
But seriously, Phil needs to understand that no one on this fucking Earth would ever use the phrase “tough it out” in the context of playing a fucking video game. Even if the game’s hard you just drop it if you aren’t enjoying it.
 

L.I.M.B. Commander

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He delayed that playthrough so long that some people forgot about it and it because a ban on sight topic of discussion for a while when the pig was feeling the heat. In fact, I started following Dave around that time and I distinctly remember a lot of the shit in chat that went down. LOTS of bans and banwaves, pissed off legit fans (dont fuck with mario or nintendo when it comes to wheelchairs) and a lotta peepul in general recognising that Phil is an absolute shithead. Pretty sure he had another viewers choice or sub goal met and completed between the sunshine vote (which yes to confirm, he was autistically mad that he mad it an option and people were voting for it) and sunshine getting started but thats something im less confident on

What was funny to me was the aftermath. The idiot begins to have his usual chimp out/baby tard/entitled rich girl tantrum blaming everything on detractors. I mean the idiot was already paid 1,000+ and the system and cables needed to play Mario Sunshine might have been 100+ but blockhead would rather feed his gout and gatcha garbage than use it for something....smart.

1. He hates nintendo because of that partnership program they had for their online content. They want to protect their ips and image, Dave doesnt understand a thing about business image
2. Yes. This was the one and only time where a poll went one way and he didnt change the outcome. Later polls had 'suspicious votes' and so he just ignored what actually won and played whatever the fuck he wanted. He learnt his lesson here.

This is the Divinity thing, but he learnt his lesson this time. Vote went to a game he didnt want, so he delays until chat is revolting months later to a point he cant deal so he starts playing, realises exactly how much new info is out there but refuses to do the work "if the fans want their divinity, they need to earn it" kind of thing before putting it on indefinite hiatus and hoping its memory holed. Hes done similar things in the last few years but divinity wasnt even a game failing tobring in money. Pretty sure it met and smashed the tips goal every stream. He just does not want to play it and wont let chat get a word in.

The Divinity saga highlighted a couple of things:

1. Phil is an idiot....like pants on head stupid. Divinity Original Sins 2 is an amazing game. Games like this is something Phil can't play even without help. Basic combat tactics, story, nuance, character development and relationships go over his head. Divinity also showed how Phil lacks basic decision making skills. Kinda explains how he got to where he is at currently.

2. His need to control everything. Troll choice or not the fanbase picked it so play it; Phil in all his autism and greed had to delay and delay till it was memoryholed so he could double dip.

3. His fanbase. ♿s or not when your fans speak you have to listen. Phil in his stupidity still thinks to this day that if he enjoys the game the people must enjoy it and that's not how anything works.

Yea Divinity 2 is dead and buried....until Phil gets desperate to play something since it's obviously not the game that saves the day. Give it a while he's good for it....
 

Rainyday Hedge Fund

Diversifying Funds For a Rainy Day
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One of my favorite lines from Phil's Returnal review was:
"I think it was important for me to play this because I had a bunch of my viewers come out and tell me whether or not they decided they wanted to play this game based on my playthrough. It certainly wasn't my cup of tea, but I'm happy to hear that some people said 'wow, I'm definitely not getting it after watching you play it', and other people were like, 'okay, after seeing you play it, and tough through it and perservere, yes I'm gonna get it."

The fucking delusion.
So either people wholeheartedly agreed with Phil, or they bore witness to Phil's suffering and acknowledged it, but then decided to get the game, apparently so they, too, could suffer?

Phil either has to be super right, or, if you disagreed with Phil, you still agreed with Phil's assessment that the game is shit and just wanted to punish yourself too.
Nobody said that latter statement, I guarantee you. People decided to get it because they liked what they saw and understood he was playing it like a retard while they would not,. But when they said they were getting it, he put words in their mouths just like he does with everyone else to still turn it into praise.

Moments like this really lead me to believe that he genuinely struggles to process reality, and consistently believes his own lies.
This is a minor echo of when he claimed that journalist called his trolls mentally ill children, only to find out the guy said nothing of the sort.
I do believe phil knows his lies but retconned so many things/times...the lies are sounding familiar and true. He's also a diluted narcissist that moves the goal post to always make him look favorable. He can't even apologize without including himself in it. The DSP pyschology video touched on the cult stuff but also his endless droning that the uploader said made it easier for his followers get lost in what he says because he repeats himself a lot but its always slightly different. He says "WE" a ton. Not saying anything that's not known but am starting to feel he lost such touch reality( plus being a hermit) that he only hears himself and probably reflects on it or dwells. I believe what people mentioned long ago when I lurked...he preloads not just excuses but his hardships. Not giving him too much credit but wonder if he goes over tomorrows money excuse while ginnin' it up or as he turns on his stream 10 minutes late like usually?
 
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