DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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Hey PayPigs can you step the fuck up!? Phil only has $11 in tips so far and I really want to see him get raped in VF for a few more streams. I would hate to have him wage quit the second he starts getting matched with decent players.
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Wasabi Panda
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this is great bitching about having to learn mechanics in a fighting game to get better at it..
like landmines, the fuck you think you're supposed to do you phil. Almost like Max tweet something about this that was used to cop out of GG:S...hmmm
oh and everyone knows more than him isn't fair because EVERYONE but him has a "floaty mid-ranged counter hit move" EVERYONE. Sometimes it's safe and sometime it juggles...
like landmines, the fuck you think you're supposed to do you phil. Almost like Max tweet something about this that was used to cop out of GG:S...hmmm
oh and everyone knows more than him isn't fair because EVERYONE but him has a "floaty mid-ranged counter hit move" EVERYONE. Sometimes it's safe and sometime it juggles...
Man, I really hope GaryBurgerKing can save us!
LostMy1stAccount
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I guess he means a move that "floats" an opponnent on hit.
I'm not an expert on VF, but in Tekken it is used to describe the "floaty" state a character is in after getting hit in mid air, resulting in the character floating a bit and being open for a juggle combo.
If he doesn't stir the "sauce" the 3 cans of tomato paste he puts in it will settle out to the bottom and scorch, also he has to have the "sauce" at a low boil for 4 to 5 hours because he dumps an extra quart or two of water into it and that takes a long time to simmer away.
SojiroSakura
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"I didn't do anything!" excuse has now evolved into "He didn't do anything!" when someone bodies him.
WolverineGuy22
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Breaking. Things are not "back to normal." Although it sucks, and DSP hates doing it, we are back to begging for tips. Roughly 40 minutes left on stream. If you could, please by all means contribute, as tonight tips have been EXTREMELY slow.
Reminds me of when he says incredibly incorrect claims of when he will stop/ hasn't been begging.
He couldn't even last a week, lmao
Man, I went to Phil's Twitch chat logs today and... Well... The fuck is this?
An unpopular opinion, no doubt, but, you aren't wrong... I'm willing to take an objective look at what I do with my time, and following PPB is probably the least worthwhile; but you can't blame us for the content drought, we are bored autists almost to a T, and we want to sperg out about shit sometimes to other strangers on the internet. Difference is, we don't gate-keep or charge anything but the time you want to invest.
KWF may well help form para-social relationships much like PPB's chat, the poignant difference is that, like the internet was meant to be, this shit is free, and there's no censorship, I would have never seen the christchurch shooting in full if not for KWF.
You coming here and trying to "poke the bear" is anything but; your ilk is a dime-a-dozen, much like the regulars here, we don't give a fuck about your opinion, we care about facts that can be presented and verified, it's not a cult mentality.
LostMy1stAccount
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"The more I'm playing it, the worse its getting for me."
"The more I'm playing it, I like it less."
"The more I'm playing it, I like it less."
Uh oh! Looks like we've got a rage the-game's-not-very-good-quit incoming!
TheGreatWhiteNorth
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It would be entirely different if Phil was, say, making a bolognese sauce, where you simmer the sauce for a long time, adding water/wine and stirring it if the liquid evaporates too much. Even then, at minimum, for some bolognese, you would have 4 hours of simmering for things to thicken up. Heck, you can even stop the cooking process and leave it on the stove to pick it up later.
Also, you do NOT add sugar to a bolognese sauce. I don't understand any logical explanation as to why you would add as much sugar as Phil does to his tomato sauce, other than to attempt to cut down on the acidity of the tomatoes. Even then, you add MINISCULE amounts. Not a FUCKING CUP of sugar.
Does DSP not know how ranked works? He beat noobs based on his 15 year FGC experience and now is getting matched within his actual skill level and he's getting beaten the fuck out of. Like what did you expect? It's how skill based match making works.
Uh, no. Obviously what happens is the game intentionally pairs him up with players that have shitty connections to force a 50% winrate.
Mr. Variety Streamer doesn't want to play Virtua Fighter unless he's bodying scrubs 24/7, if he actually has to struggle against good players and gasp risk losing he can't do it.
What a fucking try hard.
What a fucking try hard.
TheGreatWhiteNorth
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“Now I’m a full time streamer who isn’t known for fighting games.”
Can this fucker make up any more asinine excuses for why he refuses to learn how to play a fighting game that isn't Street Fighter 2?
Can this fucker make up any more asinine excuses for why he refuses to learn how to play a fighting game that isn't Street Fighter 2?
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