DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[NotValKilmer]

He doesn't ask her what she watches, he doesn't care? So bizarre. Almost as if they're housemates instead of husband & wife.

You have to wonder how much they even talk if he can't name one show she watches without him. I can tell you shows that my friends watch that I don't watch just because of the fact they talk about shit they like or are recommending me shows they think I would like.

Yet big mature adult Phil can't name one fucking show his WIFE likes, and he brings it all home by adding "I don't care." Lmao, what a pretty little glimpse into their marriage.

 

[Fill Bern El]

He doesn't ask her what she watches, he doesn't care? So bizarre. Almost as if they're housemates instead of husband & wife.

"She can watch whatever she wants. She's a grown adult."
WHO THE FUCK TALKS LIKE THAT?
And, you know Phil, she could tell you what she watches without asking her. You're supposed to share your lives.

Why does he sound so defensive?
Btw I've had gfs I liked, gfs I could care less about, and both I knew intimately what bullshit they watched and their taste in music. This is the most alien thing and makes me actually believe the Khet is gone theory due to Phil not being able to think up a lie fast enough. You don't know a single show your wife watches that you don't like?

yooo this is so fucking awkward to watch, like really

A normal human being might say "eh nah I don't really watch shit with her, but she's been playing mass effect a lot and I've been watching her do that, but other than the one day a week we have together I don't really know what she watches throughout the rest of the week." And even then, that's still an awkward fucking response, but it still comes off as normal. You can even throw a pity party and branch off from there how yall don't spend enough time together and shit and you'd love to watch shit together, but DSP isn't calculating enough to think that far ahead.

"she's a grown adult she can watch whatever she wants" (paraphrase)

???
Is Kat into some weird shit? Like does she just full on watch hentai nonstop or something? (not kink shaming, watch what you want) This is the type of response that makes me think that DSP knows what Kat watches, but for whatever reason, is embarrassed to reveal what it is.

 

[Swallow Moon]

Is "by the way" one of his panic tics or does he always say it that much? He was saying it constantly here.

It is less of a panic tic and more that he kept remembering or inventing excuses for how his stream being deserted doesn't mean anything, and he is actually very successful. That's what I think, at least.
And by the way, Khat agrees with me.

 

[DerkleHerkle]

At this point is there anything Dave hasn't claimed he's done and been an expert at? If you told me that he claimed on stream that he completely singlehandedly reorganized Roman armies but because of no-life loser unloved vulture QAnon trolls that nudnik Gaius Marius illegally took all the credit for it by breaking the law, I wouldn't even be surprised that he said it.

No, but he finally admitted that he doesn't know how to cook for shit and is now trying to say that his "cooking with the king" videos were because he wasn't getting enough cash from his regular gaming videos.

It's definitely not because people ridiculed him for years about it. It's the same reason why he won't continue his Project 7 stuff. He's quietly embarrassed about it.

 

[Fill Bern El]

No, but he finally admitted that he doesn't know how to cook for shit and is now trying to say that his "cooking with the king" videos were because he wasn't getting enough cash from his regular gaming videos.

It's definitely not because people ridiculed him for years about it. It's the same reason why he won't continue his Project 7 stuff. He's quietly embarrassed about it.

slight correction, but I don't recall cash being involved, I recall him saying that he did cooking with the king to diversify since he was just doing vlogs and gaming, so it added to the variety of his content

if pigpiggo is working i'll probably look for it later

 

[JimiHendrix]

i've recently been playing through a heavily modded Witcher 3, just wanted to see how hard/immersive i could make the gameplay and how good i could get the graphics.

so every now and then i've been watching THIDYP's of Witcher 3 to remind myself what the vanilla looks like and Philbert really was a happier boy back in the day, sounded so full of life. look what we've done to him.

 

[100% VIRGIN M00TY]

SBM is irritating but man Derich is really starting to piss me off. I don't know how Phil puts up with his constant smooth brained questions, does Derich's mother pay Phil behind the scenes???

Are we perhaps seeing the beginning of the end for DSP? His "career" has really degraded since he left Twitch. He should be scared. I have a theory for how the Pigroachian luck will save him for another year though -

I think once things get bad enough that he reaches 600% toxicity and is at max beg it will draw a lot of detractor attention (plus "drama news" creators) which in turn will bring back a lot of whales/paypigs and he will see things turn around for the better for a short while. We will save him again.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

yooo this is so fucking awkward to watch, like really

A normal human being might say "eh nah I don't really watch shit with her, but she's been playing mass effect a lot and I've been watching her do that, but other than the one day a week we have together I don't really know what she watches throughout the rest of the week." And even then, that's still an awkward fucking response, but it still comes off as normal. You can even throw a pity party and branch off from there how yall don't spend enough time together and shit and you'd love to watch shit together, but DSP isn't calculating enough to think that far ahead.

"she's a grown adult she can watch whatever she wants" (paraphrase)

???
Is Kat into some weird shit? Like does she just full on watch hentai nonstop or something? (not kink shaming, watch what you want) This is the type of response that makes me think that DSP knows what Kat watches, but for whatever reason, is embarrassed to reveal what it is.

There are work acquaintances you see for half an hour a day and you still somehow know what show they're watching. Not knowing what your WIFE watches?
Their dinners must solely be Phil telling her about his day. Telling her why tips were slow, making excuses for why nobody was in chat, a few veiled jabs at her mashed potatoes.
That is truly fucking bizarre. Apart from her not being there the only other reason I can think is she watches other streamers he's jealous of and that's why he was so touchy.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

SBM is irritating but man Derich is really starting to piss me off. I don't know how Phil puts up with his constant smooth brained questions, does Derich's mother pay Phil behind the scenes???

Are we perhaps seeing the beginning of the end for DSP? His "career" has really degraded since he left Twitch. He should be scared. I have a theory for how the Pigroachian luck will save him for another year though -

I think once things get bad enough that he reaches 600% toxicity and is at max beg it will draw a lot of detractor attention (plus "drama news" creators) which in turn will bring back a lot of whales/paypigs and he will see things turn around for the better for a short while. We will save him again.

I still subscribe to my own theory that Derich’s parents are blackmailing Phil into interacting with Derich under threat of legal action for tricking their retard son into stealing a credit card for him.
It’s stupid but it helps me sleep at night.

 

[Satoi]

He broke.
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"You're all gonna get banned! I don't care if we drop 20 viewers!"
You need 20 whole viewers first before you can ban that many lmao

 

[Salubrious]

"I've been playing this game for 2 weeks, 'cause I haven't had a chance to play it enough to beat it quickly LIKE EVERY OTHER STREAMER DID, because I do a variety of content."

I love when DSP chooses to be stupid. He acts like his schedule is completely out of his control. He can be a "variety streamer" and play games one at a time. Literally nothing is preventing him from playing Ratchet and Clank for 3-4 days, then Fallout: NV for 3-5 days, then another game. Instead, he mixes and matches all these different games so he can't get any momentum in any of them.

And it's hilarious because the reason he does this is because he thinks it will make him more money. He's convinced that he can't play one game for a week straight because anyone that doesn't like that game won't give him money. Even though his business right now is literally propped up by like 4-5 people, but he still has to go full penny-wise pound-foolish mode, just in case there's someone out there that might have given him $5 but didn't because they hate Ratchet and Clank or something.

As many have said, DSP has been a content creator for 12 years, and still doesn't know or doesn't care how the business actually works. He has an idea in his head of how it SHOULD work, and any deviation from that is everyone else's fault, including his fans, Twitch, and Youtube.

 

[mark the mint man]

"She's a grown adult."

The way he says this really makes it sound that this is something he himself has heard several times.

"You can call the mechanics and schedule an oil check Phil, you're a grown adult."

"You can visit the doctors office by yourself Phil, you're a grown adult."

"You can do your own laundry Phil, you're literally 35."

I also get the feeling that he doesn't really know when it makes sense to use it.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Are we perhaps seeing the beginning of the end for DSP?

I highly doubt it, so long as new whales keep supporting him he will keep limping on. Maybe in another five-ten years when even the piglets get bored / die off but not in the near future.

 

[Iamfrigide]

"I've been playing this game for 2 weeks, 'cause I haven't had a chance to play it enough to beat it quickly LIKE EVERY OTHER STREAMER DID, because I do a variety of content."

I love when DSP chooses to be stupid. He acts like his schedule is completely out of his control. He can be a "variety streamer" and play games one at a time. Literally nothing is preventing him from playing Ratchet and Clank for 3-4 days, then Fallout: NV for 3-5 days, then another game. Instead, he mixes and matches all these different games so he can't get any momentum in any of them.

And it's hilarious because the reason he does this is because he thinks it will make him more money. He's convinced that he can't play one game for a week straight because anyone that doesn't like that game won't give him money. Even though his business right now is literally propped up by like 4-5 people, but he still has to go full penny-wise pound-foolish mode, just in case there's someone out there that might have given him $5 but didn't because they hate Ratchet and Clank or something.

As many have said, DSP has been a content creator for 12 years, and still doesn't know or doesn't care how the business actually works. He has an idea in his head of how it SHOULD work, and any deviation from that is everyone else's fault, including his fans, Twitch, and Youtube.

You catch more whales with a wider net is his thinking when it comes to the schedule, methinks.

 

[Salubrious]

You catch more whales with a wider net is his thinking when it comes to the schedule, methinks.

That is his thinking, but it's stupid reasoning.

He hadn't played R&C for a week until yesterday (I think, I don't keep up with his pinwheel schedule). So who could possibly care about yesterday's stream when they've probably forgotten everything that happened last time? DSP can't build any momentum that way, so instead of just "losing new casual viewers", which by the way doesn't happen for DSP, if he plays one game for a week straight, instead he has like multiple weeks where he is in the middle of a playthrough so nobody can really jump in and follow along.

Also, just as a tip because I know DSP and/or his paypigs read this thread: DON'T CALL YOUR OWN STREAM BORING! Why the hell should anyone watch DSP went he flat out says himself that the game is boring? Maybe play a different game? Maybe try to make it entertaining yourself? Oh wait, I forgot, DSP thinks that he can't make a boring game entertaining to watch because that would make him a fake muppet and he's the realest gamer on the internet unlike every other full-time streamer whose fake.

 

[blahblahblah678]

It’s amazing that this stupid wop doesn’t just stream a few games rather than bounce around between 7-8 games. Hell, there are some speed runners that almost exclusively stream one game or one franchise of games and they do very well.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He doesn't ask her what she watches, he doesn't care? So bizarre. Almost as if they're housemates instead of husband & wife.

If this is Phil's stupid way of trying to protect Kat, he's essentially shooting himself in the foot by showing that he really doesn't care about her as a wife/person. Obviously, in a relationship, you have like-minded interests, and some where you're completely opposite. You would think Phil would try to tap into Kat's Skyrim love, but no, Phil couldn't be bothered.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

The way he says this really makes it sound that this is something he himself has heard several times.

"You can call the mechanics and schedule an oil check Phil, you're a grown adult."

"You can visit the doctors office by yourself Phil, you're a grown adult."

"You can do your own laundry Phil, you're literally 35."

I also get the feeling that he doesn't really know when it makes sense to use it.

Philip I can't keep combing your hair just the way you like it. You're 14. Pretty soon you'll start noticing girls and-

MOO~oo~oooOOm

Ok baby, Mommy will brush her Philly Willikins.

 

[Salubrious]

If this is Phil's stupid way of trying to protect Kat, he's essentially shooting himself in the foot by showing that he really doesn't care about her as a wife/person. Obviously, in a relationship, you have like-minded interests, and some where you're completely opposite. You would think Phil would try to tap into Kat's Skyrim love, but no, Phil couldn't be bothered.

I love that DSP flat out admits that he and Kat are roommates and not spouses.

He has no idea what Kat does all day, what she likes, what her interests are. Her finances are completely separate from his, even as he is declaring bankruptcy he doesn't think it's weird that Kat has no interest in helping him. She apparently can't just bring home groceries from work because she's too exhausted, and now it seems like she isn't even cooking his meals any more.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I love that DSP flat out admits that he and Kat are roommates and not spouses.

He has no idea what Kat does all day, what she likes, what her interests are. Her finances are completely separate from his, even as he is declaring bankruptcy he doesn't think it's weird that Kat has no interest in helping him. She apparently can't just bring home groceries from work because she's too exhausted, and now it seems like she isn't even cooking his meals any more.

That part about finances is especially fucked up. How in a partnership like husband and wife can you be in the dark about your spouse's finances? Moreover, how can you purposely go out of your way to NOT find out, or let your "partner" know? That's real roommate material there, Phil.