DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[gaarashatan]

phil wakes up in a cold sweat from minor inconvinences, having someone big confront him irl would make phil go radio silent for a few days i think

Like when his condo neighbor told him to stfu?

Im afraid if dsp has children hell prolly pimp slap the shit out of them when they dont conform and do as he says due to his weird ass superiority god complex because he can. Smaller and weaker. Wont have a big tough uncle or granddad to beat the shit out of phil

 

[mark the mint man]

Looks like DSP isn't the only one that does wasted AM gin tweets

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"President of the United Republics of Detractors"?

I live in the same day and age as Chris-Chan and somehow this is still one of the most autistic things I've seen

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Like when his condo neighbor told him to stfu?

Im afraid if dsp has children hell prolly pimp slap the shit out of them when they dont conform and do as he says due to his weird ass superiority god complex because he can. Smaller and weaker. Wont have a big tough uncle or granddad to beat the shit out of phil

Well thankfully this dude is never fucking having kids. Phil would be the absolute worst role model father for a child to grow up with.

I'm just laughing right now thinking about how diabolical he would be.

 

[PieceofShet]

Well thankfully this dude is never fucking having kids. Phil would be the absolute worst role model father for a child to grow up with.

I'm just laughing right now thinking about how diabolical he would be.

Im pretty sure he will have a kid. Being a parent is the next step in the mature adult ladder. He knows that.

 

[BarbatosRex]

Im pretty sure he will have a kid. Being a parent is the next step in the mature adult ladder. He knows that.

I can only imagine the guilt-tripping he would resort to.

"Fucking support me or my child is gonna STARVE DOOOOD!"

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Im pretty sure he will have a kid. Being a parent is the next step in the mature adult ladder. He knows that.

Zero chance of that. Can you imagine him having to get up at 6am, having gone to bed at 5am, to try and stop it creaming, or interrupting a stream to feed it?

 

[hundredthousand]

"President of the United Republics of Detractors"?

I live in the same day and age as Chris-Chan and somehow this is still one of the most autistic things I've seen

I'm embarrassed just reading all this mess. What a menagerie of freaks.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Can you imagine him having to get up at 6am, having gone to bed at 5am, to try and stop it creaming

excuse me?

 

[Pretty Boy Extremism]

Looks like DSP isn't the only one that does wasted AM gin tweets

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Seems like Superhound's also DMCAing Frank

Archive of the tweet

 

[DeeTracktor]

''Press X for titty milk is bugged dood, my baby is creaming!''

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Phil is never having a kid. That requires having sex

 

[UaineRunei]

I hope Gary is prepared to give Phil $50+ per stream for the foreseeable future because between him and OIC, assuming they're not the same person, they've basically made up like 75% of Phil's income since they showed up. His regulars barely even bother tipping anymore because they know these two nimrods will show up and cover the difference so why spend their own money? Tipping used to be a sort of dick-measuring contest amongst the tards, but a lot of them seemed to have jumped ship following Phil's move to YouTube.

I forget if the tips goal was a thing when Tut was around, but I recall tips slowing down drastically around then because everyone knew Tut would swoop in, drop his hundred bucks or whatever and fuck off into the sunset.

Can't stress this enough: Gary also waits to see if someone is gonna give money to this beggar. Every time he just waits until the middle of the stream, tips $50 and then, after a couple hours, tip the remaining amount (usually is still around $45-$50 lmao), tips the remaining of the tips goal after some minutes of gameplay, as if Phil's life is in danger and he needs to tip $100, or he answers the whale call and give the exact same amount of money to hit the arbitrary "goal" on his screen.

Gary is not rich. Gary doesn't want to give the cyber-beggar money every time, but he already fell for the pignosis. He's just the same as ThePastryarchy, who thinks that he needs to tip $50 every danganronpa stream, or the developers will shut down the studio.

Also, OiC can go fuck himself. If he wants the mega-whale status again, just stop being a scared bitch and tip using this gay name that you created.

 

[blahblahblah678]

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E-begging mixed with libertarian snowflake mixed with internet lolcowism mixed with whatever the fuck superhound is supposed to be does make for quite the autistic giant douche/turd sandwich combo.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

excuse me?

“Thanks Derich, I appreciate that.”

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Zero chance of that. Can you imagine him having to get up at 6am, having gone to bed at 5am, to try and stop it creaming, or interrupting a stream to feed it?

With the amount of gaslighting Phil does he’d fuck that kids life up in record time.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Did anyone notice how on today’s prestream he said that Astro’s Playroom was his favorite PS5 game?

After all this time, I thought it was Bugsnax. The way he acted last year saying how "mature" and "dark" the story is, and how it was so much better than Demon's Souls was a pretty transparent indicator that he was looking for something to pignosis away his utter failure in Demon's Souls. That, and being trolled during the Old Monk fight.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

I don't like using this word very often unless it warrants it...but that Superhound email with that fake ass title is extreme cringe. Like nuclear fallout cringe.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

DSP's controller slam from when he played Black Ops Cold War has been popping into my head every now and then, so I did a little bit of editing fun.

Spoiler

Controller slam footage is from here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnuRhj6UteQ
Destiny 2 footage is from me trying to emulate how Phil would play it lol

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Im pretty sure he will have a kid.

That would require him to toss his microdick into a female & then stick the landing. Forget about his blazing testosterone deficit; vaginas are absolute kryptonite to that simpering flamer.

And even if he were attracted to women (he isn't), intercourse ain't part of the contract/leasing agreement he has with his blushing bride.

He hasn't whimpered to orgasm into anything but his limp wrist since the last one left, & even w/ her, I guarantee it never happened more than a dozen times.

Guys like Tubbo are shining examples of "has had sex a few times, never seen an actual vagina in real life."

All of that said, when Tubbo speaks, I immediately interpret the contrapositive of his words. H's clinically insane, & a compulsive liar. So when he so emphatically insists that they've agreed not to pollute the world w/ their collective shallow mudpuddle of their poor genetics, I'm automatically forced to assume that it means they one day will. This world is cruel & ugly enough that really could happen.

And I don't want to extrapolate on the horrors of that scenario any further. I'm too much of a misanthrope to fully disagree w/ you, I just really need you to be wrong.

 

[PieceofShet]

Let me rephrase it. Dsp will have a kid in the house. Not neccessarily from him.