DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Old Scammin' Phil]

Oh yeah, I remember him saying that. It's retarded to do this today because many fighters will buffer your move if you just keep mashing, this is especially bad in 3D fighters where there's lots of hit strings. If you double tap the punch button in VF you'll always do your character's PP string because the game assumes you wanna do that, let's say you play Tekken as Kazuya and double tap left punch, Kazuya will automatically do the first two punches in his 112 string. It makes you do moves you don't want to do. The "double tap" was only somewhat relevant back in the arcade days when not only were the games much more stiff with recognizing inputs, but also everyone handled the machines with the grace of a gorilla so if a machine was old and nobody bothered maintaining the buttons and/or lever would work like shit and often ignore your inputs because you didn't mash those damn half-broken buttons hard enough.

Double tapping makes hard links easier, like 1F links in SF4, and still works as recently as SF5. Double tapping every input is of course retarded.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I know they don't teach history in the US so a quick lesson. Saturday cram school. Check out the DSP geography video if you need help finding the countries. There was this thing called WW2. Came after WW1. For the first 2 years of WW2 America did nothing. The military, the people, all cowards. The US merchant navy sent endless supplies across the Atlantic, nearly always unprotected and were massacred. The US did nothing to protect them. Noting the merchant navy also didn't do it to stop the Germans, they did it for the money. They aren't brave. Men are brave.

For over 8 months the Germans launched near continuous daily bombing raids on the UK, mostly targeting London. Called The Blitz. Took out around 43,000 civilians. Not including the deaths and damage to mainland Europe. America did nothing. They only joined up when they were attacked by Japan, which also brought the US economy out of its worst economic depression in history. Very well timed.

Ok we're going way off topic here, but this is completely wrong. America was already supplying vast amounts of supplies and weapons through Lend Lease, there were American volunteer pilots in the RAF, and the Navy and Coast Guard engaged U Boats on several occasions before they entered the war.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Well you guys aren't really the odd ones out in the entire world at least, You've got Canada, Libera I think still follows you guys in this respect, and Myanmar uses this strange native measurement system that needs to be converted over to both types whenever you want to find out something in their respective unit of measurement, the UK is also kinda mixed with both types.

Anyway...

A tidbit on Phil's input on the United State's stance on this happened in Feb 2020 last year were he mentioned the US has to be very fucken weird about this, and then if you continue listening after his statement the sounds you hear found very, uhh let's just say disgusting, familiar and also applicable to certain "money problems".

Canada uses celsius. Or at least the part I lived in did.

Yeah, yeah, you’re right, we Americans have retarded measurement systems
Oh by the way, I was just about to make my usual rounds to the Moon, did you want anything?

Oh yeah sure grab me some rocks, something we're short on here on Earth.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Usually when someone calls me "Kid" its from someone older and with actual; life experience that demands respect, thus i dont mind. When phil does it, is just come out as a pretentious dick.

 

[raider of the lost wifi]

phil has stated that humans naturally float, so to swim you just need to lean forward in the water.

really picture that for me.

I don't believe Phil has ever actually swam in water before nor knows how to swim.
He would sink like a rock and bitch about the water not being breathable and "realistic" while whinging about how fish can breathe underwater just fine.

 

[Salubrious]

Usually when someone calls me "Kid" its from someone older and with actual; life experience that demands respect, thus i dont mind. When phil does it, is just come out as a pretentious dick.

It's because "Kid" is basically his way of disregarding anybody's else's advice. You could be older than him and still a "kid".

It's easy to disregard anyone else's advice if you just use a mocking tone of voice.

 

[Kosher Dill]

let's say you play Tekken as Kazuya and double tap left punch, Kazuya will automatically do the first two punches in his 112 string

Look, I just have to ask: what's all this number stuff in fighting games? I keep seeing things about 32P, 2349K, and so on.

 

[YokuNama]

You don't believe me? walk into NASA sometime and yell "Heil Hitler!" WOOP! They all jump straight up!

Who knew America would offer a deal of a life time to a bunch of trapped smart people so they can one up the entire world in national accolades.

America: "HEY FOREIGN NERDS. You have one bargaining chip. You shut all that Hitler shit up because we know deep down you hate that quarter-mustachioed prick anyways and you get a free trip to America and live a great life accomplishing great historical things. Either that or prison. Pick one."

And they chose here. Who wouldn't.

60 years later and we have another foreigner over here making space great again. America wins *most* of its wars and is great for going to space. Get over it.

-Back on Topic-

It's because "Kid" is basically his way of disregarding anybody's else's advice. You could be older than him and still a "kid".

It's easy to disregard anyone else's advice if you just use a mocking tone of voice.

All you have to do is remember that this guy is the one who's calling you a kid.



(Stolen from @LyteSydeByll)

 

[Swallow Moon]

Look, I just have to ask: what's all this number stuff in fighting games? I keep seeing things about 32P, 2349K, and so on.

Look at the number pad on a keyboard.
789
456
123
The number refers to what direction to press when your character is facing right. 66 is forward dash, 236P is hadoken and 623P is shoryuken.

Edit: Tekken and Mortal Kombat use numbers for their normal attack buttons, so this doesn't apply to them. Number pad notation is mostly used for anime fighting games.

 

[TheTractor]

Last night sitting at 67$, in the most passive agressive tone: IT IS WHAT IT IS I GUESS

Never change you ungratefull fetal alcool syndrome goblin.

 

[Pretty Boy Extremism]

Look, I just have to ask: what's all this number stuff in fighting games? I keep seeing things about 32P, 2349K, and so on.

Big ups @Swallow Moon for explaining what they mean in most fighters. Tekken does things differently because they use numbers for face buttons. 1 is left punch, 2 is right punch, 3 is left kick, 4 is right kick, 5 is tag out (only relevant in the two tag games). For everything else they use letters. Forward is f, back is b, u is up, d is down if you need to combine them then down forward (or 3 on the numpad) would be d/f, then things like 236 are called QCF - quarter circle forward. Now you could ask why doesn't Tekken just use the same notation as other fighters? Well it's just like that, we could go over it but it wouldn't be too different from sperging out over metric and imperial units.

 

[arrivefriday]

Last night sitting at 67$, in the most passive agressive tone: IT IS WHAT IT IS I GUESS

Never change you ungratefull fetal alcool syndrome goblin.

This man is almost 40 years old, I think it's a pretty safe bet to say Dave will be tossing snide remarks and sigh heavily when he's not given his daily dose of dopamine by the coffee guy for the rest of his miserable life

 

[darkwingosonichugorl]

I'll give DSP a smidgeon of credit. I think depending on where you live, your body does react differently to temperatures. 72*F, which is room temperature, does feel warm to me. You'll see a similar phenomon in the winter, where it if it was 50*F in Florida they would be wearing sweaters but a guy vacationing from Minnesota would have on a t-shirt and shorts.

The difference is that I don't bitch and moan and claim that my life is in danger all the time. I put on a fan and go about my day.

This doesn't apply to Phil. He's cried HEAT WAVE! when it's like 70 with low humidity. He's just a baby that has to flex that he's a successful mature adult with his own khando in Washington, and not like you losers that live with your Mommy like he did in Connecticut.

 

[Rainyday Hedge Fund]

Ok we're going way off topic here, but this is completely wrong. America was already supplying vast amounts of supplies and weapons through Lend Lease, there were American volunteer pilots in the RAF, and the Navy and Coast Guard engaged U Boats on several occasions before they entered the war.

We're off topic but you are so right. american pilots shared duties with the RAF and the numbers were smaller but decent. Even accounts of the Brits flying spitfires. Heck we eventual did similar things with every allie in WW2. As much as I say Brits can go grind their soft brown teeth, I have to admit there is some love there. Guess we've just been through to much crap together. Good and Bad times...even against each other. England gets a from me.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

It’s so damn hot outside. I briefly considered jumping into my swimming pool for a refresher.
But then, I considered the wisdom of my favorite mature adult streamer. If I wanted to cool off, why didn’t I just lay in front of the air conditioner all day?
I’m so grateful for his pertinent advice. I couldn’t be more chill and relaxed.

 

[Covfefe]

In a drunken stooper

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It might be easier to sleep if your body wasn't trying to metabolize half a bottle of Tanqueray and simultaneously kill all the neurons that are screaming "DANGER" at having seen you empty your bank account into WWE Champions right before bed, Phil.

I bet the "summers of his youth" were the same - chugging gin and making awful financial decisions, then immediately trying to sleep and complaining about bugged sleep mechanics.

 

[Crooked 16th]

It’s so damn hot outside. I briefly considered jumping into my swimming pool for a refresher.
But then, I considered the wisdom of my favorite mature adult streamer. If I wanted to cool off, why didn’t I just lay in front of the air conditioner all day?
I’m so grateful for his pertinent advice. I couldn’t be more chill and relaxed.

Not just one air conditioner make sure you have 2 blowing on you.

https://twitter.com/DSPTweetBot/status/1408721455160827904?s=20

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil, didn't you call this same game boring, and that you weren't having fun? Phil must have Korsakoff's Syndrome from all of the gin.

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

It's because "Kid" is basically his way of disregarding anybody's else's advice. You could be older than him and still a "kid".

It's easy to disregard anyone else's advice if you just use a mocking tone of voice.

Him going Keht's bedroom *thumb pointing at general direction* eyes, bubble-heading all over the place and mush-mouthing "Stupid" at someone is both one of my favorite and at the same time most hated DSP-isms.

Phil your marriage is a sham, your wife looks like a superiposed image, you cat/son hates you, you despise your job, your genuine fanbase is in the double digits and afflicted by mental illness, you failed your bankruptcy, your IQ is WingsofRedemption-tier and OIC's "Success" folder is still empty. Nobody is impressed or intimidated.

 

[Fill Bern El]

Not just one air conditioner make sure you have 2 blowing on you.

https://twitter.com/DSPTweetBot/status/1408721455160827904?s=20

dsp is truly the king of suffering