DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Planettenon]

Apparently phil pinched a nerve while sleeping can't feel his two fingers. Feels bad man.

 

[SauceRyuKen]

2 AC units at full blast at night huh? That electric company is gonna be rubbing their hands in anticipation... The bill is not going to be cheap. Again, this man needs 200$ dollars a day plus by his own admission "Thousands" in other means of support like superberries or channel memberships why?

Phil, if you're a career beggar, you may want to do your best to appear poor and in need. You can take your horse to fancy eateries, just don't talk about it. 2 ACs at night is similarly overkill and extremely wasteful. I fucking guarantee you none of your wheelchairs can afford to even eat out, at all, not once a week, not ever. And when they're hot they just crack a window and endure it. They're getting older. You're not gonna be able to fleece them as effectively if they deduce you live like a king while they have to eat one pack of ramen a day and live in a shared apartment.

Just another tiny window into Phil's reality: He's the one who doesn't understand how real life works. Most adults would take mild discomfort over splurging. Guess you just gotta beg a little harder to keep the AC on around the clock.

 

[Rainyday Hedge Fund]

It might be easier to sleep if your body wasn't trying to metabolize half a bottle of Tanqueray and simultaneously kill all the neurons that are screaming "DANGER" at having seen you empty your bank account into WWE Champions right before bed, Phil.

I bet the "summers of his youth" were the same - chugging gin and making awful financial decisions, then immediately trying to sleep and complaining about bugged sleep mechanics.

Love it! Yeah booze will get ya sweaty...I bet DSP is constantly drunk with how hot he always is.

Phil, didn't you call this same game boring, and that you weren't having fun? Phil must have Korsakoff's Syndrome from all of the gin.

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King of Hate is the King of memoryholing and walking things back afterall. He's pathetic and needs that money.

 

[YokuNama]

Apparently phil pinched a nerve while sleeping can't feel his two fingers. Feels bad man.

DSP's fingers hurt from some how getting injured while sleeping but typing up a storm. A little personal but totally relevant. The last time I was injured while sleeping was falling out of bed from having a bad dream while going to sleep completely drunk when I was 16. So, take that for what you will. Anyways:

Spoiler: "I injured MUHSELF while sleeping! The next person to say go to the doctor is banned!"

Only thing affected will be his marital ring... which was already questionable anyways.

Spoiler: "YouTube is better than Twitch! Except for the less pay, no wagers, less interactive chat..."

"Youtube is better because of no trolls!" Even though he had a full 5 minute rant about trolls in the last Ratchet and Clank stream. Trolls gone... but troll talk is still prevailing his commentary a month after the switch to Youtube... hmmm almost like he needs to talk about trolls just to have something interesting to talk about...

I'm sure that has nothing to do with his stale commentary because he never experiences anything in life because he stays home all day (no beach culture for Phillip)

Spoiler: "Finish games?!? ACKACKACKACKACK!

And there you have it. No matter if it's viewers choice where fans literally pay for Phil to make a playthrough of a game. Phil laughs at the thought of FINISHING games.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Dave just said that he's blasting his two AC units and is keeping his doors open (presumably to cool down the entire floor).

Now I might just be an uninformed city slicker, but my understanding is that those single room units aren't rated to cool down a space that large, and that he absolutely should seal those two rooms up and just hang out in one of them while the heat is up.

Doesn't his strategy not only reduce how cool his room is going to be, but it increases the chance that the AC compressor breaks down?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Apparently phil pinched a nerve while sleeping can't feel his two fingers. Feels bad man.

stroke 2: electric begaloo

 

[Gramh]

I will always love how Phil both demands people tell him what to do because he's not the least bit creative, but gets absolutely incensed at the idea of implementing or completing anything that he's ever asked of.

 

[YokuNama]

Annnddd straight to complaining for prestream. Complaining about memberships being low even though the last 2 months he asked for specifically TIPS.

 

[Comma]

DSP's theory as to why the amount of Youtube Memberships isn't increasing: it was a 'slow' E3, so people don't feel incentivized to drop money on a Membership for his channel because there's not that much happening in the gaming scene.

Nothing he could do. Not his fault. He did everything correct.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Dave just said that he's blasting his two AC units and is keeping his doors open (presumably to cool down the entire floor).

Now I might just be an uninformed city slicker, but my understanding is that those single room units aren't rated to cool down a space that large, and that he absolutely should seal those two rooms up and just hang out in one of them while the heat is up.

Doesn't his strategy not only reduce how cool his room is going to be, but it increases the chance that the AC compressor breaks down?

Phil isn't going to weatherproof the condo that's to much work, Just blast as many ac units as is needed to cool the place down because fuck it Phil isn't paying for his electric bill OIC is.

 

[Rainyday Hedge Fund]

DSP's issue could be caused by cramping and spasms too. I over extended while stretching a few months back before tossing a baseball with friends. It effected near my right shoulder down to around my right back blade. woke up the next morning thinking I pulled or even dislocated something. Shear pain and a day or two later my thumb,index, and middle fingers went numb. I went to a UC near me and was told I was fine structurally. They prescribed a muscle relaxer and I went home. After the meds and rolling a ball on my back to relieve tension feeling came back in a few days.

Dave just said that he's blasting his two AC units and is keeping his doors open (presumably to cool down the entire floor).

Now I might just be an uninformed city slicker, but my understanding is that those single room units aren't rated to cool down a space that large, and that he absolutely should seal those two rooms up and just hang out in one of them while the heat is up.

Doesn't his strategy not only reduce how cool his room is going to be, but it increases the chance that the AC compressor breaks down?

Exactly. Why waste energy when you are in one room. I bet he has one going downstairs too, to cool it down for his "break" or whale calls when he gets water.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Phil isn't going to weatherproof the condo that's to much work, Just blast as many ac units as is needed to cool the place down because fuck it Phil isn't paying for his electric bill OIC is.

Like, he's obviously a stingy asshole right? The most stingy people I know will take the easiest methods to save money (change to LED bulbs, improve insulation, etc.)

Dave's this deadly combination of stingy and lazy/stupid where he saves money in bad ways (ripping people off) and burns money in stupid ways (runs AC units completely inefficiently).

The absolute state of this pig.

 

[raider of the lost wifi]

DSP's issue could be caused by cramping and spasms too. I over extended while stretching a few months back before tossing a baseball with friends. It effected near my right shoulder down to around my right back blade. woke up the next morning thinking I pulled or even dislocated something. Shear pain and a day or two later my thumb,index, and middle fingers went numb. I went to a UC near me and was told I was fine structurally. They prescribed a muscle relaxer and I went home. After the meds and rolling a ball on my back to relieve tension feeling came back in a few days.

Exactly. Why waste energy when you are in one room. I bet he has one going downstairs too, to cool it down for his "break" or whale calls when he gets water.

The nigga needs to live in a freezer and then he will say its too cold.

 

[arrivefriday]

DSP theory why the amount of Youtube Memberships aren't increasing: it was a 'slow' E3, so people don't feel incentivized to drop money on a Membership for his channel because there's not that much happening in the gaming scene.

Nothing he could do. Not his fault. He did everything correct.

 

[YokuNama]

Congrats SnowKarl you're the 134th winner of the "DSP Randomly Threw Me Under The Bus To Make Himself Look Good" Sweepstakes!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Dave just said that he's blasting his two AC units and is keeping his doors open (presumably to cool down the entire floor).

Now I might just be an uninformed city slicker, but my understanding is that those single room units aren't rated to cool down a space that large, and that he absolutely should seal those two rooms up and just hang out in one of them while the heat is up.

Doesn't his strategy not only reduce how cool his room is going to be, but it increases the chance that the AC compressor breaks down?

Yes. And apparently, despite what he thinks, Phil's opinions/strategies are room temperature, anyway.

Congrats SnowKarl you're the 134th winner of the "DSP Randomly Threw Me Under The Bus To Make Himself Look Good" Sweepstakes!

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Again?!

 

[TheKatIsNowGone]

Dave just said that he's blasting his two AC units and is keeping his doors open (presumably to cool down the entire floor).

Now I might just be an uninformed city slicker, but my understanding is that those single room units aren't rated to cool down a space that large, and that he absolutely should seal those two rooms up and just hang out in one of them while the heat is up.

Doesn't his strategy not only reduce how cool his room is going to be, but it increases the chance that the AC compressor breaks down?

He's trying to use his two window AC units like he has central air.
You can't make this shit up. Caviar tastes on a beer budget.

 

[DeeTracktor]

He is drunk as fuck right now

EDIT BACK PROBLEM ARC INCOMING!

He is doing it ''Mah back is bad, please tip'' He is really going to go there

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I love how Phil's life is so boring and uneventful that he has to bring up every little thing that happens to him to his chat, because they aren't allowed to talk about themselves
Only in DSP's world do people care that his fucking fingers are numb
Remember this next time you guys think of something wild like "Phil has a kid, Phil had a stroke"
Phil is so desperate for news on his Twilight Zone life that if there was anything causing him duress, ANYTHING, he'd have already told us about it by now.

 

[Rainyday Hedge Fund]

The nigga needs to live in a freezer and then he will say its too cold.

I don't know what to think lol. Part of me says he'll complain about it being cold or he'll wear too much clothes and double up like in Dumb and Dumber...then complaining its too hot and he's sweaty. I feel like Dave is worse than old people complaining. Dave has no one and complains merely to complain, hoping someone here's him or cares.