Kornheiser
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More that I think about it, did Phil have his parents do his homework for him? I just can’t see him doing it with how slow he is.
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arrivefriday
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Yeah this is something I just noticed.
Honestly the DSPhere is so surreal at this point, no one in there seems to be even remotely close to normal and it only seems to get worse and worse
I think I remember something about that actually being true. If I recall correctly, DSP was legitimately the valedictorian of his school, but he also did a quick "valedictorian speech" on stream that I think someone archived that just...wouldn't match what an actual valedictorian would say. Parents definitely did his HW or mans massively cheated like everything.
edit: found the speech, shoutout Mrhuth Stuff
Derich is definitely the most surreal member of this crazy sphere other than Dave. Where else will I see a mentally retarded man shouting out pornstars and watching bottom barrel streamers like Phil?
Planettenon
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Quite a bit of dsp's new fans seem to come from england with how much they talk about fish and chips, and mash.
SaidNoOneEver
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This fascinates me. How do these people find him in the first place? And how do they have disposable income to give the guy a hundo every day? He's like the Pied Piper for the sub-80 I.Q. crowd.
So with only a few days in June left, I wonder what specific reason caused OIC to not just make 100 sock youtube channels to become a member to Dave? I wouldn't think it's a money issue, and I don't suppose it would be a time issue as making 100 accounts wouldn't take more than an hour. Maybe the payment process is a bit different? idk
Christ, Phil barely even qualifies as human, anymore. He's so far detached not only from reality, but from the rest of the species, that he's little more than an insect wearing a decomposing flesh suit. There've been documentaries made about the negative side-effects of near-total isolation in human beings, and the case study done of Phil will serve as his sole contribution to the human race.
People's behaviors are at least partly regulated by society. We know what behaviors are appropriate and inappropriate based on reception from our fellow man. You don't just start screaming bloody-murder in a crowded restaurant because that disrupts other diners, who will look at you in annoyance, resentment, or even hatred. Having a goddamn 8,000+ page thread devoted entirely to your fuck-ups and shortcomings as a person would make any halfway rational person take a step back and reflect upon their life choices up to that point.
But Phil has almost completely quarantined himself from social interaction. The only opportunity for regulation he gets comes from either yes-man paypigs, or mentally-stunted outcasts. And even then, ranting to a fucking chat box he moderates with more heavy-handed censorship than the Chinese government hardly qualifies as interaction.
I don't know where or how this all started - if his parents are responsible for it; his worthless 4th Place "victory"; his sudden YouTube fame; or if this is just how his brain is naturally wired, but Phil's refusal to question, to reflect, or to just look in a goddamn mirror ensures that he will continue to deteriorate until he finally kicks the bucket.
People's behaviors are at least partly regulated by society. We know what behaviors are appropriate and inappropriate based on reception from our fellow man. You don't just start screaming bloody-murder in a crowded restaurant because that disrupts other diners, who will look at you in annoyance, resentment, or even hatred. Having a goddamn 8,000+ page thread devoted entirely to your fuck-ups and shortcomings as a person would make any halfway rational person take a step back and reflect upon their life choices up to that point.
But Phil has almost completely quarantined himself from social interaction. The only opportunity for regulation he gets comes from either yes-man paypigs, or mentally-stunted outcasts. And even then, ranting to a fucking chat box he moderates with more heavy-handed censorship than the Chinese government hardly qualifies as interaction.
I don't know where or how this all started - if his parents are responsible for it; his worthless 4th Place "victory"; his sudden YouTube fame; or if this is just how his brain is naturally wired, but Phil's refusal to question, to reflect, or to just look in a goddamn mirror ensures that he will continue to deteriorate until he finally kicks the bucket.
TheGreatWhiteNorth
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Something new I noticed during Phil's Pre-Stream:
What are the odds that this is bullshit, and if one of his fans wanted him to play these on stream (which to be honest, would be a good idea since you don't see many people streaming arcade games), he'd do his usual "it's too hard, dood!" and "muh PC"?
What are the odds that this is bullshit, and if one of his fans wanted him to play these on stream (which to be honest, would be a good idea since you don't see many people streaming arcade games), he'd do his usual "it's too hard, dood!" and "muh PC"?
1) It's not "disposible."
2) It actually makes perfect sense. They project themselves onto DSP. Every time they help DSP hit another tips goal is another "No, fuck you, Dad!" They see Kiwi Farms as their school yard bullies and DSP as their hero, as sad as it sounds.
I got news for you, he did actually play one of these games, just not on stream. Went exactly how you would think.
kebab4you
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TheGreatWhiteNorth
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But was it the arcade version? Most likely he sucked at those, and blew all of his allowance on them.
In other words, the arcade was training him for adult life with gatcha games.
Crappy freeware fonts that are totally not intended for blocks of text.
Considering that Phil's viewers are mentally ill blue collar workers, the second point you made makes perfect sense. Why be a mentally ill person who gets paid jack shit when you can be a man who makes six digits a year (ignoring all of the shit that goes on)?
Most likely it's a demo type of font. Demo fonts will do weird shit like not give you access to numbers and special characters like question marks.
TheGreatWhiteNorth
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SaidNoOneEver
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Did that idiot just say houses in Washington don't have A/C because they've never had high temps before?
"Washington: Hottest temperature ever recorded: 118°F at Ice Harbor Dam on 5 August 1961 and at Wahluke on 24 July 1928. "
No moron, people don't have A/C because they would only be used once every five years or so. My blood pressure can't take much more of this.
"Washington: Hottest temperature ever recorded: 118°F at Ice Harbor Dam on 5 August 1961 and at Wahluke on 24 July 1928. "
No moron, people don't have A/C because they would only be used once every five years or so. My blood pressure can't take much more of this.
DSP intentionally pausing the game to rant about Renton vs. Seattle was definitely not expected by me today.
Why does he get so defensive about living in renton lmao? YOU CHOSE TO LIVE THERE DSP. Who cares about the price of actually living in Seattle?
Why does he get so defensive about living in renton lmao? YOU CHOSE TO LIVE THERE DSP. Who cares about the price of actually living in Seattle?
SaidNoOneEver
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Who the fuck lives in a big city that they don't work in? Christ.
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