DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Surly Muppet]

We just had another narrative fuckup.
Someone said they're getting a tipping error as they try to tip. Phil is investigating, wondering if that's the reason no tips have come through for 2 hours.
Chat is quick to point out... Pookie tipped $23 over break - nowhere near 2 hours ago. Phil acknowledges that and says that's correct... then says that no tips have come in for 'a long time' just 2 minutes later.
So Pookie obviously either didn't actually tip during break, or gave Phil money via something other than StreamElements and Phil very obviously doesn't want to admit this even while being desperately concerned that tipping may currently be broken.

Phil, please don't forget your narrative. Pookie/SilentBob/OMM all totally tip through StreamElements and their tips just mysteriously don't trigger popups, and they definitely all tip over break... and this is all normal and above board.

I know OiC got attention, but this is quietly one of the shiftiest, longstanding operations he is running. Something about this is exceptionally shady and he knows this.

 

[Piece of Peace]

We just had another narrative fuckup.
Someone said they're getting a tipping error as they try to tip. Phil is investigating, wondering if that's the reason no tips have come through for 2 hours.
Chat is quick to point out... Pookie tipped $23 over break - nowhere near 2 hours ago. Phil acknowledges that and says that's correct... then says that no tips have come in for 'a long time' just 2 minutes later.
So Pookie obviously either didn't actually tip during break, or gave Phil money via something other than StreamElements and Phil very obviously doesn't want to admit this even while being desperately concerned that tipping may currently be broken.

Phil, please don't forget your narrative. Pookie/SilentBob/OMM all totally tip through StreamElements and their tips just mysteriously don't trigger popups, and they definitely all tip over break... and this is all normal and above board.

I know OiC got attention, but this is quietly one of the shiftiest, longstanding operations he is running. Something about this is exceptionally shady and he knows this.

For some additional context:

- Latest tip prior was at 1:47 pm.
- Went on lunch break from 2:33 pm to 3:04 pm (Pookie will have allegedly tipped $23 during this time).
- At 3:17 pm, made statement that last tip was "over 2 hours ago" (AT WORST, Pookie's tip would have been <45 minutes ago).

Extremely under-handed, and I think that this effectively proves your theory about these hidden contributions.

 

[Poo Twister]

Which do you think will come first? The King of Cancer, the King of divorce or the King of heart attack.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Even the most basic window ACs should have a feature on them that allows them to turn off and kick back on if the room goes below/above a certain temperature, there's no reason for them to be "on full blast" all night.

If he wore his prescription glasses, he could read the panel and turn it down.

dehydrated= not real

Guess he's in trouble since he's constantly dehydrated.

But was it the arcade version?

Arcade version of wonder boy was in 1986 when he would have been what........4?

DSP is so obsessed with the tips goal and reaching 50% of it, he types $50 instead of $52.

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He shorts the tips more often than not.

all right folks here we go super turbo.
of course we got goji tanks trying to ruin our fun already tonight

What 'fun'? You beating on scrubs like gogitenks beats on you?

how exciting where's the guy that said if i beat goji thinks five times he would uh or three times he took me like two hundred dollars last week he's gone now

Why would he be there? He said he'd pay you if you beat him 3 times that night.....not even 5 and you didn't beat him once.

 

[Amerdos]

 

[Sender]

Which do you think will come first? The King of Cancer, the King of divorce or the King of heart attack.

It will be 'The King of I can't get up from this seat, guys, I don't know what's wrong ack ack ack, that's really weird.' Then he'll fall asleep forgetting to turn the stream off.

 

[Cistern Rumbler]

OIC purposely waited until the end before he tipped to hit the vest goal, because it's hot and he didn't want DSP to suffer.

 

[Piece of Peace]

OIC purposely waited until the end before he tipped to hit the vest goal, because it's hot and he didn't want DSP to suffer.

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Dude, just drive over to Washington and suck his dick already, release some of that pent up sexual frustration.

 

[arrivefriday]

OIC purposely waited until the end before he tipped to hit the vest goal, because it's hot and he didn't want DSP to suffer.

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Jesus christ, this guy would sniff Dave's fucking burps if he could

 

[Cistern Rumbler]

Looking "full and thick" on stream.

 

[UaineRunei]

OIC purposely waited until the end before he tipped to hit the vest goal, because it's hot and he didn't want DSP to suffer.

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Ok, OiC, and? Why do I need to know this?
Look, you need to do something different. This "dick sucking slave" persona is boring as fuck... But, hey, you got what you wanted, to be noticed by the "mean boys" from KF.

 

[Prince Lotor]

I got news for you, he did actually play one of these games, just not on stream. Went exactly how you would think.

In the slideshow card he's talking about the arcade version of Ninja Gaiden which was a beat-'em-up.

The arcade release dates for the games Phil lists were summer 1986, October 1988, July 1990, and November 1989 respectively. Street Fighter 2 came out in arcades in March 1991. Obviously Phil possibly playing games that came out up to a year and a half earlier counts as 'well before Street Fighter 2', there's no way these things were happening concurrently. Baby Phil is obviously an OG gamer with street cred. Phil was a month away from being 9 when Street Fighter 2 came out in arcades, clearly he deserves a lot of gamer clout for having played other arcade games when he was 7 and 8.

 

[grump]

OFF
Why cant americans behave like a normal person and use fukin celcius? jesu fuck.
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Because “thirty-five” doesn’t sound hot. “Ninety-five” does.

Don’t come at me with your logic and science, you Eurasian weirdo

They're both arbitrary temperature scales. Can metric users just once encounter an imperial unit without complaining?

I have to laugh when Eurof@gs wave around their measurement systems like its their dick length . If you were an alien what would be the point of a temperature scale that is sort of but not really but for all intents and purposes based on the pressure at a certain height on some rock in the milky way? Why would you choose 100 as the number of degrees between water boiling and freezing for a scale simultaneously based on but not based on it? Celsius is almost as arbitrary as Fahrenheit. All these measurement systems aside from arguably planck based ones are more or less arbitrary. Metric has been the defacto standard for American scientists and engineers for some time. Actually scientists working most directly with temperature prefer the kelvin scale. Outside of this. Its not really all that big a deal in the grand scheme of things.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Dude, just drive over to Washington and suck his dick already, release some of that pent up sexual frustration.

That's what I'm saying. It's clear as day OIC has the hots for receding hairlines as much if not more than Phil has for Hulk Hogan's dick.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

We just had another narrative fuckup.
Someone said they're getting a tipping error as they try to tip. Phil is investigating, wondering if that's the reason no tips have come through for 2 hours.
Chat is quick to point out... Pookie tipped $23 over break - nowhere near 2 hours ago. Phil acknowledges that and says that's correct... then says that no tips have come in for 'a long time' just 2 minutes later.
So Pookie obviously either didn't actually tip during break, or gave Phil money via something other than StreamElements and Phil very obviously doesn't want to admit this even while being desperately concerned that tipping may currently be broken.

Phil, please don't forget your narrative. Pookie/SilentBob/OMM all totally tip through StreamElements and their tips just mysteriously don't trigger popups, and they definitely all tip over break... and this is all normal and above board.

I know OiC got attention, but this is quietly one of the shiftiest, longstanding operations he is running. Something about this is exceptionally shady and he knows this.

The weasel-wording of changing “in the past two hours” to “in a long time” alone is enough to make me hate Phil

 

[darkwingosonichugorl]

Celsius is generally used among meteorologists and weather nerds. I would prefer it to be used in the US only because 0 degrees as freezing makes more sense for determining precipitation types and lake/ocean effect precip and all that. Of course, nobody cares.

Phil will die because it's so hot. Please tip him because bills or something.

 

[Texas Funnyhair]

Which do you think will come first? The King of Cancer, the King of divorce or the King of heart attack.

I vote cancer. It's a long term beg, isn't always physically obvious and has built in peaks and valleys for Dave's narrative.

Also has repeatability since he can say in a year or two the cancer came back.

 

[Hogan of the South]

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It’s growing again! See? All your detractors were wrong again! We went from almost dead back up to 10+ 2!!

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I vote cancer. It's a long term beg, isn't always physically obvious and has built in peaks and valleys for Dave's narrative.

Also has repeatability since he can say in a year or two the cancer came back.

Fake cancer wouldn't work because he couldn't fake the appearance of a cancer patient undergoing treatment (massive weight and hair loss). It'll have to be something with no outwardly visible symptoms.

 

[DZoomer]

OIC purposely waited until the end before he tipped to hit the vest goal, because it's hot and he didn't want DSP to suffer.

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I know people hate giving LonelyCoffee attention, but I personally find it hilarious how this guy is the personification of that "I was only pretending to be retarded" meme, and I love seeing him act like the pathetic loser he is.

He acts like Phil's bitch "ironically" because he thinks people get mad when they see someone treating Phil with respect while giving him money. I'm sure there are some retarded detractors that do, but I'd wager that most people, at least here in the Farms, just laugh at how pathetic he is.