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whats that site where you can see phils word usage?
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WolverineGuy22
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It's very important to remember that these tips are only ever mentioned when he comes back from break and the tip total is less than the arbitrary goal.
Every single tip in the lovely @Piece of Peace spreadsheet, that we can attribute to this particular paypig, has been on streams that had not hit the goal prior to his going on break.
The spreadsheet only dates back to late April, but a few random spot checks on dates earlier in the year had the same MO from "OneMinuteMan". It'd take a little more work to verify every single stream since this phenomenon began but I have no reason to believe that it's not the same deal everytime.
We know he hides money but he's so transparent and sloppy-to the people paying attention anyway-with this particular scam that I believe it should be reinforced.
I'm also very curious about the arrangement he has with this pathetic cuckold that is seemingly sending money every single day.
Phil is going to get jack shit from his parents. Phil's dad is like 62 and despite Phil's 'muh parents could die at any moment' preemptive grave-dancing the only issue Phil's dad has is some minor back pain issues. Phil's dad, who lifted weights for decades as a hobby, is most likely not about to die for at least 2 decades.
Phil's mom is like 67? and a lifelong smoker. Phil's mom doesn't have any money besides whatever she can get from Phil's dad. She is going to have increasingly worse health complications that will be a drain on his dad's money until she dies.
There is no reason to think Phil will get his parents estate until Phil is in his mid-60's. It likely won't be that much and he'll have to split it with his adopted sister Melissa.
PieceofShet
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AnLEET delivers the good stuff!
It's actually insane to think this is the same guy who's spent over $3,500 on WWE Champions in the last month.
DarkSoulsPhil
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Reminder: He is blaming the viewers for not supporting a playthrough that THEY WANTED but shelved a game (Divinity) that not only was a viewers choice, but consistently hit the tips goal and then some.
SaidNoOneEver
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And he won't change how he does things since he's so successful. He doesn't need any advice retard.
tomstone
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crying about only making $30-$40 hourly for being a lazy parasite
Makes me wonder how much he really thinks about or cares for Kat. There's someone in his house who actually has to leave the house and work for a living out in the sweltering heat...and he still has this sheer entitlement to expect $100 just for sitting on his ass reading JRPG dialogue. It'd be one thing if he lived on his own and had no frame of reference, but he still thinks himself a hard worker when she's supposedly busting her ass.
Makes me wonder what their interactions are like. Does it amount to
"So how was work honey?"
"...Fine."
"Good, good." *Creepy back rub*
without him wanting to read into her words further like a child? It would have to be short so he can go back to LaLaLand where everything's fine.
Gamergirl Cleanup Crew
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Uhhhh.. so let me get this straight. You go to the water. You get a board. You put the board on the water. You STAND ON THE BOARD SO YOU'RE NO LONGER IN THE WATER. THEN WHY. GO. TO THE WATER. I can stand at home. *shakes head* tuhu...
>to be completely honest with all of you guys tonight is a little disappointing
He is disappointed in you, chat. Step it up.
>right now, i'll be honest with everyone, what i'm nervous about is the following: now i'm 100 percent solely reliable on this income coming in from youtube, alright?
Patreon memoryholed again.
>i don't think- the thi- the point i'm trying to make is, i don't think it's fair to leave, like, the responsibility of support on like one person.
This choice of words is very telling. It is chat's RESPONSIBILITY to pay for Phil's netflix, for his AC blasting 24/7, for his weekly restaurant visits, and for his, err, "behind the scenes expenses that are none of your business". This is why sometimes you'll see a barely concealed hatred of his own audience when tips are low, and why his thank-yous always seem so forced, like he's annoyed he even has to say it. In his mind that money is his, chat are just a bunch of lazy fucks who haven't got around to sending it yet.
10/10 begment.
Wow he actually asked for offline tips lmao that's a first for me.
Man I just watched the Bacon Sweats from the Street Fighter stream. Not only was it fantastic, but one of the patreon supporters on the end screen is Snowkarl. Whether it's actually him or not idk, but hilarious as fuck.
"Maybe by the end of July we can wrap it up"
Holy fucking shit.
Keep crying about people not supporting your stream, but no fucking wonder. Even to the biggest Derichs out there this playthrough has been stretched too thin.
tomstone
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of course he is annoyed, a findom should never have to beg or even worse, thank a paypig for walletraping them. a paypig should be immensely thankful for being allowed to shower their findom with money, not the other way around
BepsiLight
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Let's assume he doesn't have a secret cuckold whale sending him money "behind the scenes" every day for a second here to see the situation he might be in:
He's crying poor because he only made 65 bucks in two hours (well above minimum wage btw) and he's worried because Youtube is his only income and he's being carried through adulthood by the same three whales. This is a hell of his own doing. he had the perfect chance to diversify his income and get people to support him on Patreon. Hell, they even gave him money for nothing just because he bitched at them to get them to donate. Now imagine if he had actually put some effort into the tiers instead of dumping it as soon as he saw Youtube was going to bring him roughly the same money.
He put himself in this situation, and he had a golden opportunity to at least diversify his begging, but he stopped even mentioning Patreon after he saw Youtube was sustaining his spending habits.
It's the same mentality he's always had of "this is working fine, why bother doing anything else"
He's a fucking idiot.
He's crying poor because he only made 65 bucks in two hours (well above minimum wage btw) and he's worried because Youtube is his only income and he's being carried through adulthood by the same three whales. This is a hell of his own doing. he had the perfect chance to diversify his income and get people to support him on Patreon. Hell, they even gave him money for nothing just because he bitched at them to get them to donate. Now imagine if he had actually put some effort into the tiers instead of dumping it as soon as he saw Youtube was going to bring him roughly the same money.
He put himself in this situation, and he had a golden opportunity to at least diversify his begging, but he stopped even mentioning Patreon after he saw Youtube was sustaining his spending habits.
It's the same mentality he's always had of "this is working fine, why bother doing anything else"
He's a fucking idiot.
Crooked 16th
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Never has a content creator handicapped himself as much as Phil does, Phil you don't have support anymore because you have locked down your channel like fort knox. Same as when you turned off the comments on your videos and the views and your algorithm standing plummeted.
Tbh we don't even know if Phil is receiving legitimate tips half the time he could be faking shit just to try and impress the little audience he has left. Which again would backfire on him because as a viewer why would I tip when I know OIC will show up and dish out whatever total is needed to reach the tips goal.
Tbh we don't even know if Phil is receiving legitimate tips half the time he could be faking shit just to try and impress the little audience he has left. Which again would backfire on him because as a viewer why would I tip when I know OIC will show up and dish out whatever total is needed to reach the tips goal.
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"Tonight is a little disappointing, and the reason is, if it wasn't for Pastryarchy we would have only had $15 in tips."
Yeah? So like all of your other streams?
Also that long rant about declining support. I thought the sky wasn't falling?
"Snowkarl did a $1 tip and said what do you plan to do about the declining support THERE IS NO DECLINING SUPPORT SNOWKARL YOU FUCKING STOOPID IDIOT! STOP FREAKING OUT!"
1:24 into the second video: "The ad revenue on Youtube is non-existent, it really is."
Thirty seconds later: "It used to be that the revenue from Twitch and the revenue from Youtube would kinda balance out"
Yeah? So like all of your other streams?
Also that long rant about declining support. I thought the sky wasn't falling?
"Snowkarl did a $1 tip and said what do you plan to do about the declining support THERE IS NO DECLINING SUPPORT SNOWKARL YOU FUCKING STOOPID IDIOT! STOP FREAKING OUT!"
1:24 into the second video: "The ad revenue on Youtube is non-existent, it really is."
Thirty seconds later: "It used to be that the revenue from Twitch and the revenue from Youtube would kinda balance out"
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