DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[tzgnilki]

Did Phil give up on hitting the members goal? He said he would do a "big push" to hit 250 members after he got paid by youtube on the 21st, but I've only seen it go up maybe 10 members this week. He's hardly mentioning the goal, and still pushing tips just as much as before, so essentially nothing's changed.

I know the reward for reaching the begbership goal, is to vote on what the reward should be

we all witnessed youtube enabling subscriber only mode and dave trying to take credit for it, even though youtube had it in development months before dave started streaming on youtube, so i'm guessing he's waiting for youtube to enable gifted members cause he thinks youtube are listening to all of his great ideas which boil down to just making youtube exactly like twitch

 

[Rainyday Hedge Fund]

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AIDS is definitely not believable with him. My Gut is all in on Heart disease but damn, cancer is a close close second. The only way the aids would happen is if khat got it from someone else maybe at work or who knows where and then actually slept with her piggy wiggy which we know is also unlikely

I bet he vomits in his mouth when he sees p*ssy. He is so rigid on stream and doesn't seem interested in sex.

HIS VEST RACK JUST FELL OFF THE WALL.

Man, what is this time 3 or 4+. If he wasn't spending his future financial well being on champions, he could've flew his dad out to screw the rack to the wall.

Let's not forget he's mostly just coasting while he's banking heavily on his parents kicking the bucket sooner rather than later so he can try and cash in on whatever inheritance they left him. Let's wish the pigroach's parents a long life!

@Prince Lotor and @Pretty Boy Extremism mentioned it and wouldn't be surprised if the druggy step sis/cousin ended up getting near everything. I could see DSP's dad changing the will after his wife passes. DSP is mom's precious little boy and his father thinks he's a huge disappointment. DSP's father has tried to help him through the years and is probably thanked by complaints and failure.

Man, Phil really loves this game! That's why he's playing it again on monday!
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Of course, it's not about the $50 he gets from ThePastryarchy whenever he plays it, no sir!

Just caught the anl33t video and laughed so hard. Even with the narcissism DSP is starting to realize he doesn't have many fans and the decline is real.

 

[Rainyday Hedge Fund]

I know the reward for reaching the begbership goal, is to vote on what the reward should be

we all witnessed youtube enabling subscriber only mode and dave trying to take credit for it, even though youtube had it in development months before dave started streaming on youtube, so i'm guessing he's waiting for youtube to enable gifted members cause he thinks youtube are listening to all of his great ideas which boil down to just making youtube exactly like twitch

If he gets upset or has more pro tips for youtube, youtube's twitter bot will be there to hear him beat his chest from wins or just to complain. DSP is great at complaining. I still laugh that he thinks he's talking to people.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

If Philbert is going to introduce a new health saga instead of going with muh back, gout or dual-AC-induced ear infections it'll definitely be the King Kong of pretend Karen conditions: fibromyalgia

 

[Texas Funnyhair]

HIS VEST RACK JUST FELL OFF THE WALL.

Again?

He doesn't even need to attach it to a stud, these dry wall anchors would work fine for something that light.

Hmm, does Dave not own a drill and that's why he continues to use those 3m command strips?

If Philbert is going to introduce a new health saga instead of going with muh back, gout or dual-AC-induced ear infections it'll definitely be the King Kong of pretend Karen conditions: fibromyalgia

Health saga, real or not, is only gonna be for something that Dave can beg for monies for "treatment".

Dental saga would actually probably be in more Dave's favor for fake sympathy monies. Dental work costs money, the kind that Dave would fake/probably actually needs costs a lot of money. Best of all for Dave it's not something anyone could really visually confirm on stream.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Oh boy, how much is the insulin again?

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

Phil's rant last night has got me wondering how low his viewership has to get before he considers lowering the tips goal. Would he stream just to Derich and still want the $100?

"Alright Derich I see you haven't tipped in 5 minutes, I would love to put a vest on for you but we gotta hit the goal man".

 

[Hogan of the South]

Phil is going to get jack shit from his parents. Phil's dad is like 62 and despite Phil's 'muh parents could die at any moment' preemptive grave-dancing the only issue Phil's dad has is some minor back pain issues. Phil's dad, who lifted weights for decades as a hobby, is most likely not about to die for at least 2 decades.
Phil's mom is like 67? and a lifelong smoker. Phil's mom doesn't have any money besides whatever she can get from Phil's dad. She is going to have increasingly worse health complications that will be a drain on his dad's money until she dies.

There is no reason to think Phil will get his parents estate until Phil is in his mid-60's. It likely won't be that much and he'll have to split it with his adopted sister Melissa.

Idk that luck of his is just so powerful and when that pigroach luck happens and strikes his father down from explosive gout or whatever runs in that chunky marinara bloodline we will see.

But you might be right, they can’t be that ancient and easily defeated just yet. It’s gonna be an amazing arc in the anime though. The family feud!

 

[Leon Breitling]

HIS VEST RACK JUST FELL OFF THE WALL.

Reminds me of that dumb tweet (or it might have been an instagram post, I don't remember) where he said something like "A good craftsman keeps his tools organized" or some such nonsense that doesn't apply to him in the slightest. The first time I saw it I immediately thought of another phrase, "A poor craftsman blames his tools." To this very day, he proclaims that game devs still suck, they've lost their ways, they don't know what they're doing.

 

[Frogga]

Hmm, does Dave not own a drill and that's why he continues to use those 3m command strips?

Nope, he's lived in his current house for 7 years and still doesn't own any power tools. Time to add "power drill" to the long list of things Phil needs to buy but can never afford, even though you can buy a decent power drill set for about $50 or less.

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Here's the full clip of the vest rack falling off the wall. He goes on about how it's so hot that all the pictures around his house might start falling down since he used velcro adhesive to hang up everything.

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Reminds me of that dumb tweet (or it might have been an instagram post, I don't remember) where he said something like "A good craftsman keeps his tools organized" or some such nonsense that doesn't apply to him in the slightest. The first time I saw it I immediately thought of another phrase, "A poor craftsman blames his tools." To this very day, he proclaims that game devs still suck, they've lost their ways, they don't know what they're doing.

That would be this post on Instagram.

 

[Texas Funnyhair]

Nope, he's lived in his current house for 7 years and still doesn't own any power tools. Time to add "power drill" to the long list of things Phil needs to buy but can never afford, even though you can buy a decent power drill set for about $50 or less.
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Here's the full clip of the vest rack falling off the wall. He goes on about how it's so hot that all the pictures around his house might start falling down since he used velcro adhesive to hang up everything.
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"If I can afford one", a basic ass drill is fucking $40~60.

Also it's like 80 in his office, that definitely did not melt the adhesive.

More importantly though, can Dave not use a fucking hammer is my next question cause pictures hangers are the most basic DIY thing that you could possibly do.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He goes on about how it's so hot that all the pictures around his house might start falling down since he used velcro adhesive to hang up everything.

Who the fuck does that?????

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

You guys use plasterboard/drywall?

If so you don't even need a drill
You use a screwdriver and a plasterboard screw

 

[TurdFondler]

E Z anchors are like $3 a piece you nudniks, not including the screws and screwdriver. He can't afford that without starving his wife and son.

 

[Wurstbrot]

"If I can afford one", a basic ass drill is fucking $40~60.

Also it's like 80 in his office, that definitely did not melt the adhesive.

More importantly though, can Dave not use a fucking hammer is my next question cause pictures hangers are the most basic DIY thing that you could possibly do.

Who the fuck does that?????

Listen, Phil treats his WAkhando like a rare action figurine, call it WAlverine. He will put a funny hat on his house, furnish and lay down the carpet, but won't drill value reducing holes so he can resell the object originally packaged. The answer is resell value.

 

[Coke Zero]

Who the fuck does that?????

An idiot. His dad really failed at teaching phil basic life skills. I'm still blown away that a 40 year old homeowner doesn't own a drill or know how to use one even if he did. You can buy really basic drills from places like target for like 20 bucks, that would work for just hanging shit up around the house.

 

[NotValKilmer]

Phil's rant last night has got me wondering how low his viewership has to get before he considers lowering the tips goal. Would he stream just to Derich and still want the $100?

"Alright Derich I see you haven't tipped in 5 minutes, I would love to put a vest on for you but we gotta hit the goal man".

Derich you said you wanted me to play this man so I don't understand why you're not paying me. Ughughugh

 

[white gorilla glue]

You use a screwdriver and a plasterboard screw

...

do you really think Phillip can generate enough torque to screw in to drywall?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Derich you said you wanted me to play this man so I don't understand why you're not paying me. Ughughugh

Hanging all the stuff on your walls with adhesive velcro is bad enough. Admitting it publicly is worse. The guy has the self-awareness of a mosquito.

 

[ZehnBoat]

An idiot. His dad really failed at teaching phil basic life skills. I'm still blown away that a 40 year old homeowner doesn't own a drill or know how to use one even if he did. You can buy really basic drills from places like target for like 20 bucks, that would work for just hanging shit up around the house.

*snort* i don't do house culture, okay? why should i have my dad teach me when i can have him do it himself.