DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Hanging all the stuff on your walls with adhesive velcro is bad enough. Admitting it publicly is worse. The guy has the self-awareness of a mosquito.

I tried to do that once as getting a row of pictures level using hooks is a pain. Bought the ultra strong strips that are rated up to about 7kg - held an A3 frame up for about 45 minutes.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

I'm sure he's full of shit, but he's claiming that the heat caused the adhesive to loosen and make his vest rack fall. Anyone remember what time of year/relative temperature the previous falls were so we can disprove another of his idiotic statements?

Edit: PigPigGo to the rescue, shows him in December saying that he only leaves the light vests on the rack because the heavy ones make it fall. So he has the other vests on the floor.

Here he is in October talking about it like it just happened.

 

[Iron Hamster]

HIS VEST RACK JUST FELL OFF THE WALL.

Just listening to this on bacon sweats. Holy fuck he is stupid.

Man, Phil really loves this game! That's why he's playing it again on monday!
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Of course, it's not about the $50 he gets from ThePastryarchy whenever he plays it, no sir!

It also appears he's not verifying tips based on the no message rant.

That's not even good enough, recorded begging speech at $65
He REALLY needs your support, the past few streams have been really slow...
And as a bonus, he expressed more SAWLT about one person being the bulk of the Tips Goal. This is the rest of your life, Phil. That's not changing anytime soon.

What a fucking begment that was. He's >II< this close to demanding people pay him if they watch anything he does.

he'll have to split it with his adopted sister Melissa.

Plot twist: It's all left to her anyway.

Phil's life is so enriched and varied that he only mentioned the heatwave five times in 24 hours.

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Wait........I thought the alleged wife's schedule dictated the day off.

Phil's rant last night has got me wondering how low his viewership has to get before he considers lowering the tips goal. Would he stream just to Derich and still want the $100?

"Alright Derich I see you haven't tipped in 5 minutes, I would love to put a vest on for you but we gotta hit the goal man".

How about his baby tantrum over putting on the glasses, a reward he himself instituted. He fucking hates having to hold up any end of a bargain.

 

[Frogga]

Anyone remember what time of year/relative temperature the previous falls were so we can disprove another of his idiotic statements?

Fell on October 10th

DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell

DSP just received these two $100 tips: First one could be real, since Battleduck9000 is an actual whale, though as far as I'm aware, it's usually spelled 'Battleduck9000' (no capital D). The 'nocouture' tip seems fake to me, since it's the misspelled version of 'nocoture', the person that to...

kiwifarms.net

 

[smackpops]

Goddamn Phil you lazy sack of shit. Go to a pawn shop they're full of stolen cordless Dewalt drills etc for like 40 bucks.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Phil, let me help you I know your disabled

 

[Pretty Boy Extremism]

Made Phil in Battle Brothers

 

[TurdFondler]

Is a freestanding coat hanger completely out of the question?

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

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Made Phil in Battle Brothers

The Harsh Streets of Connecticut change a man

 

[Rainyday Hedge Fund]

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Made Phil in Battle Brothers

Not familiar with the game but looks like a medieval setting. Could Dave also have the title of "Lord of the Drains" like Blackadder in season 1? Sure he has the black Russian cod piece too...for reasons.

 

[Jasper2K]

If only Phillip listened to the darn dirty trolls 5 years ago and got a job or at least a back up plan he wouln't be in this situation. Truly tragic tale of greed and laziness. Well Phil won't go out with a bang but a wet fart. By the time he's on the streets and homeless no one will care about him or notice.

 

[TankMelee]

If only Phillip listened to the darn dirty trolls 5 years ago and got a job or at least a back up plan he wouln't be in this situation. Truly tragic tale of greed and laziness. Well Phil won't go out with a bang but a wet fart. By the time he's on the streets and homeless no one will care about him or notice.

At some point last year he said, prompted by mention of his mom's 10-year plan, "It's a good thing I didn't get a job, since with the quarantine I would have lost it!" as though it would be impossible for him to stream full-time again. In his mind he's holding on to the one path he has remaining, and even he knows it's a weak handhold.

The income from debasing himself means he's right that taking a part-time job would cost him money in the short term. Tragically, doubling down on streaming also ensures he'll be unprepared for if/when his streaming gig ultimately fails since he'll remain as unemployable as ever.

 

[UaineRunei]

The Harsh Streets of Connecticut change a man

 

[EmpGulcasa]

So if he's been leaving the doors open to keep the house cool, does that mean Jathper Kitty doesn't get locked in a hot bedroom with them every night now?

 

[UncleFuckAss]

When Phil's parents visited him, Phil had a chore list things for his Dad to "help him with because of his bad back". Whenever his parents visit again, the vest rack will be fixed.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

I'm sure he's full of shit, but he's claiming that the heat caused the adhesive to loosen and make his vest rack fall. Anyone remember what time of year/relative temperature the previous falls were so we can disprove another of his idiotic statements?

Edit: PigPigGo to the rescue, shows him in December saying that he only leaves the light vests on the rack because the heavy ones make it fall. So he has the other vests on the floor.

Here he is in October talking about it like it just happened.

It's bullshit. I've done a lot of house decorating recently and a lot involves putting things on walls and warm temperatures wouldn't do anything unless it was like an outrageous temperature but then I think you'd have bigger problems than something falling off the wall.

 

[actually]

Whenever his parents visit again

 

[00R-Gundam]

You guys use plasterboard/drywall?

If so you don't even need a drill
You use a screwdriver and a plasterboard screw

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Woah didnt now this existed, thanks kiwi, you just have made my life easier for some future house work.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

That video on Phil's fundraiser appeared in my recommendations, and seems to have gained some wider traction. With most streamers it would have been a big deal, the whole thing was clearly a scam in both it's stated necessity and description as a marathon. But when it comes tro Phil, it's just another one to add to the list.

 

[00R-Gundam]

From what I've been seeing, ever since he has come to YouTube, I feel he has been in a decline, not in money necessarily, but in his audience and chat members. Hes slowly been forced to realize that hes not as hot shit as he think he is. The walls are ever closing in and hes starting to feel it, hell his body is reacting to it. Do i think this is the beginning of the end for him?
Nah, but it may be the start of the Reality Kicking In saga, where he is forced to admit and realize finally that he has shit content, shit life and overall hes more irrelevant than he cares to admit since the only reason he has any semblance of attraction is because of the trolls/Detractors.