UncleFuckAss
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He's a few weeks away from crawling back to twitch.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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Stephen Hawking
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The Reality Saga has started many times for Phil but thankfully the Gin Saga starts at the same time and ruins the Reality plot.
Personally I prefer the Gin Saga, Reality Saga will have to wait until the Liver Saga ends.
arrivefriday
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We get it dude, its fucking hot where you live, dont make this another "if you enjoy the khantent" thing
The Penultimate Warrior
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I think the writers have done well with this season. They hit us with the opening bombshell, but just as it seems it's returning to normal and getting boring, we realise they've been forming a long-term character arc all along.
His biggest supporters are detractors, as such he will never ever go away or be "irrelevant". Even when his fans leave him, I am certain several detractors will make sock accounts to throw money at him just so he sticks around. The very same detractors that in public claim they want to see him homeless, broke and divorced.
Back when I started speaking with some news blokes, the same ones that now post every story I give them, they avoided the doxing story because the proof was too heavily edited. I mean clearly you don't come to Kiwi Farms, a site that is full of people that dislike him and take edited proof with the only source being "Trust me". So I asked around and was told one bloke that I spoke to had the uncensored version, and I believe that 100%. Mind you, bloke doesn't stream, doesn't do videos, he gets no income from this he simply gains followers and makes it clear that he dislikes Phil. So I said what I was doing, what it likely will cause and why I needed it. I also said I don't ever tell my sources, however always ask if I may give credit or mention them. Bloke flat out said he doesn't have it, or even know about it and believes it doesn't even exist. Did my head in at that time.
That alone shows why Phil has this "immortal" status. Blokes want him eating shit, but when a chance comes up they m'lady for him. The moment he could get in serious trouble, some detractors will go out of their way to not lose their little git and will boost his ego. He is one of the only lolcows that has this weird status and it does my head in because I don't get it.
The best content is when he is in full panic mode. Phil will always stream, even if he only makes 20£ per stream. He wouldn't stop streaming because it would mean he lost to us dirty detractors.
Threadban anyone who admits to giving DSP money to troll him, imo. They get off on it and it's weird.
Phil talks to his pigs like a crackhead single mom would to get her parents to enable her.
You don't want me to suck unwashed hobocock to feed my niglet halfbreed, do you?!
TheTractor
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DSP:
Pastrycuck shouldn't have the responsability to support the now 4 months torture of dango-whatever shitshow of a playthrough, it sucks! That's why he's now DOUBLING the amount of streams; bleeding dry the chained paypig.
Good idea to stretch the asshole of your now 3 paypigs left for the moment. They really deserve all the abuse in the world.
Pastrycuck shouldn't have the responsability to support the now 4 months torture of dango-whatever shitshow of a playthrough, it sucks! That's why he's now DOUBLING the amount of streams; bleeding dry the chained paypig.
Good idea to stretch the asshole of your now 3 paypigs left for the moment. They really deserve all the abuse in the world.
Texas Funnyhair
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I used some of those strips when I was in college, cause they made us in the dorms. They worked alright but if ya aren't restricted then just using good old fashioned nails are a million times better.
It's just such a dumbass thing to say, like the designers never intended for their product to be used above 70 degrees. WTF Dave?
Reminder that Dave is bitching about fucking 80 degrees or whatever in his awwfice.
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Coke Zero
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Dsp doesn't care how much this guy is giving, if he did he could easily just reject the tips and say he doesn't feel comfortable accepting so much money from him. What he is really saying is he wants that $50 plus more from everyone else.
SaidNoOneEver
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That's exactly the reaction they are paying for, not DSP's.
Maybe in his hayday he could put scrubs down with ease and feared talent but nowadays scrubs online in anything but his precious broken ancient game still pound him regularly... Pretty much everyone but the bottom tier of glue eaters and first time players. He hasn't learned a new thing in a decade.
MoonRocker
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I disagree with you on this point Nigel.
As we've seen over the years, Phil's reputation (or lack thereof) has been run so deeply into the ground, I don't think a reputational hit would amount to anything. No big YT channels will pick up on Phil-related news; Phil's latest LSF appearance barely garnered 600 upvotes; his Twitter dickriding always amounts to nothing. He's such a non-entity, a has-been by all definable metrics, the modern conventional ways of cancelling someone simply don't apply to him as I believe Phil has already been cancelled many years ago. He just refuses to acknowledge the fact and is shameless enough to just keep going regardless of how he's viewed by the streaming community.
How do you kill someone's reputation when that reputation has already been killed years ago?
The only events which damage Phil are those that impede on his ability to wrangle 'tard money.
In 2021, his biggest and most effective detractor was Twitch, with himself being in close second since he was the reason as to why he was departnered in the first place. Nobody anything else did came even close to surpassing the damage from a loss of partnership which subsequently pushed DSP to migrate himself voluntarily onto an inferior streaming platform.
I don't advocate with the "don't fuck with Phil under any circumstances" mantra either. I just don't think it's ever been done effectively nor worthwhile enough to do so.
Oh, really, Phil? What are you going to do about that?
God, what a little bitch he is.
Stephen Hawking
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I have no clue about this suicide but let me guess. Mean people said mean things on KiwiFarms and when I read it, it made me really sad and I wanted to die. It's all their fault.
Police please shut down the internet because of the mean people not being nice to me.
He always goes straight to "That's illegal!"
hundredthousand
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When Phil dies I think KF's should get half his shit. We made you famous boy.
okay I'm gonna start banning idiots in chat talking about a Twitch apology. I never demanded any kind apology from Twitch, it was always my intent to come back here you idiots
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