DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Pretty Boy Extremism]

Don't forget Phil's most important attribute:

https://battlebrothers.fandom.com/wiki/Brain_Damage

Unfortunately, in the second battle he participated in Phil had his head bitten off by a direwolf. He never had the opportunity to get brain damage. Rest in Gout.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Unfortunately, in the second battle he participated in, Phil had his head bitten off by a direwolf. He never had the opportunity to get brain damage. Rest in Gout.

He was blocking but direwolf hit him with a floaty midrange headbite?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

For what it's worth:

 

[Fill Bern El]

 

[BepsiLight]

How is DSP going to make the alleged suicide of the bsnes dev about himself?

 

[SojiroSakura]

Of course he's failing the tutorial challenges in Mario Golf. Of fucking course.

 

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[gettingthatgrooveback]

How is DSP going to make the alleged suicide of the bsnes dev about himself?

He's going to say that no matter what the detractors throw at him he'll still be here. He is DSP the Immortal, after all.

 

[Rainyday Hedge Fund]

He always goes straight to "That's illegal!"

Dave does everything "legally" with his business including streaming games for profit without contacting the game company and stuffing those microtransactions into the monthly total cost. He can definitely speak on whats illegal because you wouldn't understand you "kid".

When Phil dies I think KF's should get half his shit. We made you famous boy.

Anything in that office probably smells of booze and wouldn't be surprised if most things have dried spunk stains on them. Most things are probably neglected like his statues.

He's guilt tripping his audience now into buying him a Xbox Series X. He basically said that if they want him to play new games, he could 'get' a Xbox and try the games in the demo list there to see if he likes anything. Fucking scammer lmao

This is both sad and disgusting. Maybe if he didn't play champions for a few days he could by one even at scalper prices.

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@UaineRunei if he does get one its from these"two" lol. OIC should hand deliver it so he can live up to his name...Only Ingests Cum.

How is DSP going to make the alleged suicide of the bsnes dev about himself?

I don't know how he'll do it but he will. RIP Kobe and DSP's game save. He can't even offer an apology without twisting it. Everything revolves around him. Sound good? Okay?

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP about his YT channel.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

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"NO!"

 

[Rainyday Hedge Fund]

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Why did Dave choose to look like Ali G?

 

[BepsiLight]

DSP about his YT channel.

Worst part is that 100% of the Gamepass catalogue is available on the regular Xbox. He could fire up his Xbox right now and play anything he wanted to, no restrictions.
Only exception will be Flight Simulator but that comes out in a month, and you guessed it, he actually gives a shit about that game. A game he has no reason to be excited about, is not for him, will not enjoy but somehow he wants to play it. I wonder why.
He just wants a god damn xbox and his fans will pay for it, and he will stop at nothing to get it.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Hot off the press:

EDIT: Hey Snow Karl, I'm sure you read here. Next time you throw quarters at the pig ask him about this video.

 

[Rainyday Hedge Fund]

Sorry @actually for the crazy posts, Thread is moving fast lol. With that invisible John Cena jpg being offered on WWEC, how much do people think he'll sink into the game? Also, will Dave go from Immortal to Invisible?

 

[PieceofShet]

Worst part is that 100% of the Gamepass catalogue is available on the regular Xbox. He could fire up his Xbox right now and play anything he wanted to, no restrictions.
Only exception will be Flight Simulator but that comes out in a month, and you guessed it, he actually gives a shit about that game. A game he has no reason to be excited about, is not for him, will not enjoy but somehow he wants to play it. I wonder why.
He just wants a god damn xbox and his fans will pay for it, and he will stop at nothing to get it.

He doenst give a shit about gamepass. He just says that to hype up a new console.

 

[actually]

Hot off the press:

EDIT: Hey Snow Karl, I'm sure you read here. Next time you throw quarters at the pig ask him about this video.

25 minutes that boil down to "Completely change yourself."

 

[Rainyday Hedge Fund]

25 minutes that boil down to "Completely change yourself."

Dave knows what he's doing okay, He just needs an Xbox series X to prove it. Maybe he'll get one "donated" by fan...I mean fans. Don't be a nudnik kid, okay?

 

[YokuNama]

DSP about his YT channel.

"How to rebuild my fanbase? Do absolutely fucking nothing and demand more money while doing said nothing."

I don't get it. One guy bankrolls half the tip goal yesterday and Phil get's upset at his viewers for not contributing and just having one guy pull the load. The same shit happens today.. successful stream.

But I guess that what happens when you rely on perpetual short term help to make your way through life.

 

[David Davidson]

For those keeping score at home (since the transition to YouTube):

May 17th - $170

June 2nd - $25

June 17th - $190
June 21st - $160 ($60 1st stream, $100 2nd)
June 23rd - $100
June 24th - $88
June 25th - $70
June 27th - $67
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Total - $870

Dude gets paid and then gives it to Phil. I am curious about the other whales because they seem to take turns splurging on Phil. You got AndreTheDJ, Oroturtle and Thorax all between the times that GarkBKK gives money to Phil (with exception to May17th, oroturtle gave $90 that day too). I'm sure the people with the spreadsheets can shed some light on the dates and amounts.