DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Hot off the press:

EDIT: Hey Snow Karl, I'm sure you read here. Next time you throw quarters at the pig ask him about this video.

Wow. I admire her effort, and she brings up exactly what a lot of us are thinking. But yeah, it's Phil. The only way to broaden his mind is sticking dynamite in both ears, and even that might lead to infection.

 

[Iron Hamster]

here's the suicide note, and here's the kiwi thread

Honestly the suicide note is on page one from 2014 if he was going to leave one.

 

[David Davidson]

"Why didn't they put a tutorial on how the tornadoes work?"
Probably because they assumed you had more than two brain cells. I feel bad for modern game devs that have to hand hold people because of people like Phil.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

He is soo fucking dumb. I seriously can't anymore.
I admit, I fell for the marketing scheme and bought Mario Golf on friday.
Guess what? I beat the story in 6 hours.

I wonder how many streams it will take Dave.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

That's a pretty optimistic outlook on Phil's health.

 

[Alt+F4]

Is there an easy mode for flight sim? Phil would not be able to figure out how to fly a gotdang plane.

Yeah there is but that takes literally half the fun/title away from the game . That will be a game he plays for 1 time then deletes it, mark my words, also he could fly over his house but its Phil so....

 

[PieceofShet]

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That's a pretty optimistic outlook on Phil's health.

Why his avatar looks like John Rambo?

Why isnt he play as mario in "MARIO GHALF"?

 

[Planettenon]

Sam - "Is he trolling, or is he just really bad?"
Me - What the fuck do you think?

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Yesterday, watched Aris play Golf. He fucked around, laughed at the game while saying the game was trash for 60$ while laughing. Some games with viewers and the usual banter.

I decided to check on our beloved blob and , what an interesting stream.

This man's mental development needs to be archived for the betterment of mankind. The perfect example of isolation, narcissism and alcoholism.

Aris knows how to be an entertainer, they watch him to laugh and be entertained. Whether he's playing a game or just talking shit on his stream he knows how to make you laugh and how to keep you around and keep you listening.

Phil doesn't know how to do shit except guilt his lonely wheelchairs and make them feel like they're fighting an epic battle against "da trollz" and Daddy needs their credit cards and the 3 digits on the back to win.

 

[Balr0g]

Hey he retconned his "If I want to i can be good at games" and he admitted that he sucks at games. Is he now playing his persona "Darksucksatgaming"? I would bet he is. Hey DSAG: git gud scrub! Or stop butchering games a 4 year old can beat. You wanted to slap an 11 year old right? I bet the 11 year old could shut you up by saying "At least I don't need 8 attempts at an easy mission in GTA you goutridden fat fuck"

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Wow. I admire her effort, and she brings up exactly what a lot of us are thinking. But yeah, it's Phil. The only way to broaden his mind is sticking dynamite in both ears, and even that might lead to infection.

I've found her videos quite useful, in that they help to show just how detached from reality Phil is, and how crazy his situation is when viewed rationally.

 

[Crooked 16th]

How is Phil going to play Flight Simulator if he doesn't own a Series X? I know Microsoft said you can stream it through Xcloudon the One but haven't said if it will be available at launch.

 

[Amerdos]

 

[UsedUp]

A story as old as time, once difficulty ramps up in the slightest way, dsp hates the game. Its like a game wants you to take all the knowledge and skilled you've learned thru out the first half and time to finally show what you're capable of. Fuck your tutorials, DSP!

 

[KD6-3.7]

Hot off the press:

EDIT: Hey Snow Karl, I'm sure you read here. Next time you throw quarters at the pig ask him about this video.

It’s nice of this lady to take the time to give Phil tips, but the chances of him… one, listening to these tips, and two, even seeing the videos at all… is astronomical. She’s wasting effort and time.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I just blasted through the Mii mode in like two days and it sounds like he's still on the second course, god help him if he tries the chip, putt and drive challenges for the dunes they are straight up unforgiving especially the chip approach one.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

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Absolute NO Tutorial!!!!11111!!!

90 minutes earlier:

 

[UsedUp]

He is soo fucking dumb. I seriously can't anymore.
I admit, I fell for the marketing scheme and bought Mario Golf on friday.
Guess what? I beat the story in 6 hours.

I wonder how many streams it will take Dave.

Take HowLongToBeat daht cahm and triple their average completion times.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

It’s nice of this lady to take the time to give Phil tips, but the chances of him… one, listening to these tips, and two, even seeing the videos at all… is astronomical. She’s wasting effort and time.

Her DSP content gets more than 10x the number of views her other videos get. I think she knows exactly what she's doing.

 

[D̥̜̖͗͆̿E̼̰VÔ̦Ȗ̟̹̮͊͋R͊̒]

A story as old as time, once difficulty ramps up in the slightest way, dsp hates the game. Its like a game wants you to take all the knowledge and skilled you've learned thru out the first half and time to finally show what you're capable of. Fuck your tutorials, DSP!

I'm not sure it's fair to call this "ramping up the difficulty" when it's just a minor stage gimmick.