DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Colloid]

Is all of this raging really just over the tornadoes? Jesus Phil is such a smooth-brain.

 

[hundredthousand]

Even Derich is thinking "Phil, stop being so retarded."

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Take HowLongToBeat daht cahm and triple their average completion times.

I don't think HowLongToBeat is accurate seing as Dave needs aproximately infinite hours to beat Divinity.

 

[YokuNama]

"Im sorry, I said things I don't mean, I hurt peoples feelings... I apologize..."

Lmfaooo all this because he's failing at a kids game.

"I know you're all trolling so I'm not fucking reading anything until you tell me how the fuck to get up the ridge. Somebody look it up. Now."

lmfaooooooo

 

[Planettenon]

He's apologizing for his behavior earlier on stream!? He probably read some comments somewhere or realized the detractors would have a field day with his toxic rant today. At least he's learning.

Edit: Full clown mode. This guy's such a fucking fake.

 

[Rainyday Hedge Fund]

Hey he retconned his "If I want to i can be good at games" and he admitted that he sucks at games. Is he now playing his persona "Darksucksatgaming"? I would bet he is. Hey DSAG: git gud scrub! Or stop butchering games a 4 year old can beat. You wanted to slap an 11 year old right? I bet the 11 year old could shut you up by saying "At least I don't need 8 attempts at an easy mission in GTA you goutridden fat

If the GTA mission was the one in San Andreas where he has to chase a dude on a dirt bike, That is the first time I saw him....I was left with special impression of him.

It’s nice of this lady to take the time to give Phil tips, but the chances of him… one, listening to these tips, and two, even seeing the videos at all… is astronomical. She’s wasting effort and time.

@Dread Pirate Retard mention her views going up because its DSP and agree. I do think one of his pigs lets him know whats out there if videos picks up traction. He'll be biting his fingernails saying she's an idiot if his ego takes a hit.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

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"Yikes" is as much of an upgrade to phil's streams as you're ever going to get. Via pure unadulterated laziness he actually thinks using this word is all the additional vernacular that's required of him to fit in as a finger wagging ally of the danger hair brigade. In fact I'm probably giving him too much credit in thinking he even knows which group gets by far the most mileage out of it. When a man in his 4th decade on earth tries to appeal to 16 year olds and his name isn't dwayne johnson.. it just creeps me out.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

"I know you're all trolling so I'm not fucking reading anything until you tell me how the fuck to get up the ridge. Somebody look it up. Now."

I can tell you right now piggy and one of your pigstapo that breaks the f5 key refreshing this thread will relay it back to you: you got two ways to get up a slope, you either lob the fuck out of the ball with a sandwedge or you drill it as hard as you can into the tornado, I say as hard as you can because I've tried it with reduced power and sometimes it'll roll back down.
Edit: because you have a habit of misinterpreting phrases (see resident evil 3's stun with the shock gun) lob is a term for a very high trajectory low distance shot and there is a specific club for it you'll get later in the game but you can achieve lob shots with your sand and pitching wedges regardless.

 

[Fill Bern El]

kind of a weird poll DSP but whatever floats your boat I guess

 

[Hadidecount1990]

kind of a weird poll DSP but whatever floats your boat I guess
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This is a question made specifically for Derich

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Two ragequits and now this in the span of a month.
His gaming skills have atrophied beneath a fucking toddler’s, no wonder Animal Crossing was more his speed
Genuinely asking, does he have any fans that genuinely think he’s good at gaming or are all just along for the ride? How the fuck would you not be repulsed by a grown man ordering you to tell him how to beat a children’s game

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Kinda fucked he made his viewers watch him do these hole challenges about 3/4th of his stream. Him losing his shit was worth it but holy shit can he make a boring golf game even more boring.

 

[Planettenon]

Genuinely asking, does he have any fans that genuinely think he’s good at gaming

Yes, I've talked to at least 2 and I'm pretty sure there are more.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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What an absolute whiney bitch crybaby over a kids game.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

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Just fucking imagine being nearly 40 years old and actually letting people know you're frustrated at failing a children's golf game.

Peak mature adult with a business degree

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Is Mario golf challenging (for a kid's game)? Dude's legit waging.

I played the section of the game that he's at yesterday and it took me two tries. The tournaments you need to win to get to the next badge tier are 9 holes which takes 15-20 min and if you fail you have to start the whole thing over, so I figured we'd get some rage because there's nothing Phil hates more than having to replay gameplay, he sees it as the game literally stealing time from his life. What I didn't expect was him to be so retarded he doesn't understand the concept of shoot the ball into the tornado to get it up the cliff when the game makes it so incredibly obvious that that's what you need to do.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Aris knows how to be an entertainer, they watch him to laugh and be entertained. Whether he's playing a game or just talking shit on his stream he knows how to make you laugh and how to keep you around and keep you listening.

Phil doesn't know how to do shit except guilt his lonely wheelchairs and make them feel like they're fighting an epic battle against "da trollz" and Daddy needs their credit cards and the 3 digits on the back to win.

Night and day between these two on a baby golf game. Aris goes right for online when I watched and played with his viewers. Very entertaining compared to what Phil is doing (stroking his own ego doing easy mode single player shit).

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I played the section of the game that he's at yesterday and it took me two tries. The tournaments you need to win to get to the next badge tier are 9 holes which takes 15-20 min and if you fail you have to start the whole thing over, so I figured we'd get some rage because there's nothing Phil hates more than having to replay gameplay, he sees it as the game literally stealing time from his life. What I didn't expect was him to be so retarded he doesn't understand the concept of shoot the ball into the tornado to get it up the cliff when the game makes it so incredibly obvious that that's what you need to do.

Sidetrack from the thread but how do you like it so far? From what I'm taking away is it's the sort of game that works best when you have friends to play with and also Nintendo has to get their shit together with the multiplayer because it likes to crap out and send you back to the lobby.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Vegan Gains showed up in DSPs chat today.

Vegan Gains

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Sidetrack from the thread but how do you like it so far? From what I'm taking away is it's the sort of game that works best when you have friends to play with and also Nintendo has to get their shit together with the multiplayer because it likes to crap out and send you back to the lobby.

I'm liking it, I'm not really a sports game guy but it's fun enough for a simple golf game with gimmicky stuff to screw over your friends. I only bought it because a friend got it and wanted to do multiplayer, so I've done some online with him. When playing with just him the online has worked fine but we played some matches with randos and had a couple drops, and it's true if someone drops you all get kicked straight out to the lobby, we played one guy who ragequit after getting a triple bogey which would have been funny if not for that. So yeah the online's got some issues, probably best to keep it to 3-6 holes at a time for that reason. You can set the starting hole when you pick courses so you can do that without just doing the first couple holes of every course too.