DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

When will the tip goal be raised from $150 (set July 22nd) to $200?

  • Never

    Votes: 41 6.1%
  • Within a month

    Votes: 360 53.3%
  • 2+ months

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • Tax begging time (December-March)

    Votes: 205 30.3%

  • Total voters
    676

FamicomGorby

kiwifarms.net
Leanna got her first car today.

Everytime she posts its like a Street Fighter Combo.

Phil stuck in the house no vacations or outside interactions - still leasing the same car.

I swear if she post another one up on Phil ima order a Grave Stone for him
Next she'll buy an actual house instead of a middle unit condo in the middle of a suburban hellscape.

Seriously can't believe Dave bought the place he did when he could have gone anywhere, right next to his place is like every city planner's worst nightmare of a mash up of strip malls.
 

hundredthousand

kiwifarms.net
I remember how dirty I felt when we found Rob Warren on Twitter when he was giving Phil around $100/month.

And now he's well down on the list of pathetic losers actually going bankrupt repeatedly to give Phil money. What a vortex this is.

I used to feel sorry for these losers, now I just want them all to go destitute and suffer.

RobOnWheels in particular, I do feel bad for him. The guy can hardly do anything and all of his social life exists online. He probably thinks Phil is actually his friend and falls for all his scams.

It's Phil that disgusts me for taking advantage of someone in that situation. Telling him he is going to lose his house so he holds a fundraiser, and then promptly spends the wheelchair money on a goddamn xbox.

To do that and be able to live with yourself... you gotta be a special kind of scumfuck sociopath.
 

N0thingICanDo

I'm Pressing Buttons (show controller)
kiwifarms.net
I remember how dirty I felt when we found Rob Warren on Twitter when he was giving Phil around $100/month.

And now he's well down on the list of pathetic losers actually going bankrupt repeatedly to give Phil money. What a vortex this is.

I used to feel sorry for these losers, now I just want them all to go destitute and suffer.

It's scary to think that Phil is reeling in big money from supporters of the following categories only:

1. Wheelchairs:

Rahb
Superblindman


2. Legit Autistic ones and furries:

Sidella
Derich
King Vanity


3. Absolute losers of life:

Planet Jeff (blowing dead wife insurance)
King Tut (credit card fraud)


4. Faggot and animal fuckers:

GaryBKK (gay)
Kghalion (Horse fucker)


5. Disguised trolls who can't troll properly but instead feed the pig:

Snowkarl
MrMinecraftish1


6. Mentally retarded mahds who think giving money to the pig and keep the chat piggies-only is winning over trolls

ImpotentSwagginz
OIC and all of his sox
KingGoken


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Now you know why the paypigs and whales so fearful of Nigel and the doxx army?

Because each one of them inevitably belong to one of these 6 groups

Not one sane person would find a begging faggot pig entertaining to watch, let alone donating money for a pig to put on some ugly shit costume

Rant over
 

Jaracainofthewind

kiwifarms.net
Leanna got her first car today.

Everytime she posts its like a Street Fighter Combo.

Phil stuck in the house no vacations or outside interactions - still leasing the same car.

I swear if she post another one up on Phil ima order a Grave Stone for him
God can't even have the simple joy of doing better than your ex.
RobOnWheels in particular, I do feel bad for him. The guy can hardly do anything and all of his social life exists online. He probably thinks Phil is actually his friend and falls for all his scams.

It's Phil that disgusts me for taking advantage of someone in that situation. Telling him he is going to lose his house so he holds a fundraiser, and then promptly spends the wheelchair money on a goddamn xbox.

To do that and be able to live with yourself... you gotta be a special kind of scumfuck sociopath.
Actually, when we talk about being jealous of Phil this is the fascinating thing. Like, if I Freaky Friday with him, do I have some sort of rule that says I have to continue being a sociopathic scumfuck? Or can I use his audience and relative popularity to fix his life and the lives of his audience
 

Radical Goodspeed

Burger Justice of His Dreams
kiwifarms.net
Seriously can't believe Dave bought the place he did when he could have gone anywhere, right next to his place is like every city planner's worst nightmare of a mash up of strip malls.
I wouldn't be shocked if that was a bigger decision-maker than whatever he claimed was the reason he picked that house. Something along the lines of, "I can walk to McDonalds if I really need to..." This being before Doordash was a thing and all.

Can someone give me a refresher on the Conneticut condo lore?
Phil's constantly paying taxes for a second house that he never uses, is that about right?
In the years since Phil moved to WA State, he made no attempt to rent out or sell the condo, while yes, paying taxes and fees on it, and being on the hook for repairs. He took the lazy option and rented the place to his dead dyke aunt, but after that he came back to CT for his marriage, talked over the 10 Year Plan with Ma Burnell, and stopped making payments on it. Around this point he told the bank, "hey, buy this shit because I refuse to pay anymore," and expecting them to obey. Instead I'm pretty sure they're going to sue him. He always made excuses as to why it was easier to bleed tens of thousands of dollars rather than hire a property management company.

And that's not going into the deep lore that Phil was conned into buying the condoby a coworker he was trying to fuck...
 

Fill Bern El

The Dossier Archives
kiwifarms.net
Can someone give me a refresher on the Conneticut condo lore?
Phil's constantly paying taxes for a second house that he never uses, is that about right?
yes, and it's because he moved so fast that he didn't have time to sell the khando

if I'm correct, he only visited Seattle while house hunting. He did consider other locations, but Seattle, I think, was the only one that he went to and physically looked at houses for.

Now he didn't leave with no plan for the Khando. His aunt was supposed to live in there for a short while and did, but when she moved out that fucker was empty. It went through a confirmed fire, and I always have to mention it but there should be a photo of a fucking hole in the roof of the khando. It's unsellable at this point without heavy renovation. So yea, up until like 2018 it was just a bill he payed on a consistent basis that he just decided to stop paying, and through bankruptcy Midfirst was able to become owners of the khando again. I'm no bankruptcy expert, but I do believe if Midfirst were to renovate the khando and sell it, even if it didn't make enough money for Phil's debt they'd just be out of luck. Now there is that thing on the DarkDaveMirror stream about that one creditor (Midfirst I think) being able to ask for $20k from Phil within like the next week, but based on the Pigroach luck thus far I just don't believe it.
 

Ruthless54

kiwifarms.net
I'm proud of her bros...
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Anon Dimwit

It all comes full circle, Bobby.
kiwifarms.net
People should be thankful Phil is not smart/has more tools at his disposal, judging by his treatment of his whales, if that was the case he could get a "Terrorist" label.
I can even see the headline story:

"Philipa bin Gouten is wanted by authorities on over 250 charges of scamming the disabled, this comes live from our offices in Washington..."
 

Paladin Derich

tfw no wasteland pornstars
kiwifarms.net
Like, if I Freaky Friday with him, do I have some sort of rule that says I have to continue being a sociopathic scumfuck? Or can I use his audience and relative popularity to fix his life and the lives of his audience
You'd have a whole new audience at that point. The dentheads will probably leave to find someone just as degenerate as they are.
 

RougeRed

kiwifarms.net
It's scary to think that Phil is reeling in big money from supporters of the following categories only:

1. Wheelchairs:

Rahb
Superblindman


2. Legit Autistic ones and furries:

Sidella
Derich
King Vanity


3. Absolute losers of life:

Planet Jeff (blowing dead wife insurance)
King Tut (credit card fraud)


4. Faggot and animal fuckers:

GaryBKK (gay)
Kghalion (Horse fucker)


5. Disguised trolls who can't troll properly but instead feed the pig:

Snowkarl
MrMinecraftish1


6. Mentally retarded mahds who think giving money to the pig and keep the chat piggies-only is winning over trolls

ImpotentSwagginz
OIC and all of his sox
KingGoken


-------

Now you know why the paypigs and whales so fearful of Nigel and the doxx army?

Because each one of them inevitably belong to one of these 6 groups

Not one sane person would find a begging faggot pig entertaining to watch, let alone donating money for a pig to put on some ugly shit costume

Rant over
You guys seriously still think KV is a legitimate fan? He's the best troll I've ever seen. I have no idea how so many people don't see it.
 

RougeRed

kiwifarms.net
Kv is in Poe’s law territory between trolling or being severely autistic, with his derich like spamming of unrelated questions.
I've watched kv intentionally start shit with people in chat, and somehow get the innocent parties banned. He constantly baits topics by loudly telling people not to talk about them. He is CONSTANTLY derailing and antagonizing people, and never gets banned. I'd be surprised if he was legit, and it's always possible, but I don't believe it.
 

Pargon

A Coward Unrepentant
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Kv is in Poe’s law territory between trolling or being severely autistic, with his derich like spamming of unrelated questions.
I've watched kv intentionally start shit with people in chat, and somehow get the innocent parties banned. He constantly baits topics by loudly telling people not to talk about them. He is CONSTANTLY derailing and antagonizing people, and never gets banned. I'd be surprised if he was legit, and it's always possible, but I don't believe it.
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DSP Corollary: supporting Phil is retarded even if you are doing it for a laugh. Having a giggle and being an idiot are not mutually exclusive and very often go hand-in-hand.
 

tripmix

Agent Joi
kiwifarms.net
He always made excuses as to why it was easier to bleed tens of thousands of dollars rather than hire a property management company.
For ages he seemed unaware or dumb about the idea of a property management company for like whatever percent you agree on take on the hassle of renting it out and dealing with repairs and stuff.

Then he eventually sent them an email.

Then the dumbfuck nudniks didn't email back they PHONED him and that was the last we heard of the property management lore.
 

Jaracainofthewind

kiwifarms.net
For ages he seemed unaware or dumb about the idea of a property management company for like whatever percent you agree on take on the hassle of renting it out and dealing with repairs and stuff.

Then he eventually sent them an email.

Then the dumbfuck nudniks didn't email back they PHONED him and that was the last we heard of the property management lore.
That is to date my favorite Phil story. Because it really shows how spoiled and stupid and immature he is. Like, thats not something that cannot be handled with a goddamn email. But he had a fucking tantrum all the same. And he insulted a berated this poor company online. Its just so quintessentially Phil. I love it
 

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