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Careercow DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil BurnellFailing middle-aged let's player, fired by Machinima, dumped by his full time girlfriend.

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  1. Phil is a dumbass, not an evil mastermind; it wouldn't surprise me if someone else is grabbing these TIHYDPs and giving them to Phil, he himself would probably be too lazy to even go through the effort of downloading someone else's video

    Considering a lot of the TIHYDPs do not fit his standards it'd make sense it's someone else - he's just not smart enough to pretend to be other people to send videos to himself, much less make sockpuppets
     
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  2. Wouldn't surprised if he had another account besides KOG, DSP and KoHV, one that allows him to sneak around spying on others and do some self promotion.
    But i doubt that he have a ton of accounts and pretending to be lots of different people, just as i doubt that this stupidity and arrogance that he is showing is a act, because if it is then he would be one of the best actors in history.
     
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  4. Another thing that happened was I believe Warner brother purchased Machinima the company that basically protects DSP. Any day some investors could say "fuck machinima" and end the company.
     
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  5. So he can't just be making fun of KOCC, he has to be doing it for the money

    Is... Is that some projecting I see, Phil?
     
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  6. Why would you do anything on the internet, if not for money? Don't you know that internet = business? I have a business degree, so I know this. SNORT.
     
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  7. Well that's a big long wall of delusion. He's dead wrong in that last sentence however.

    Without the SoK or autists like us, he would not be anything.
     
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  8. He mentions sociopaths abusing the system for their own gain - more projection?
     
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  9. calling people who are mentally ill "brain sick" is an extremely insulting term. How would someone who is Bi polar react to that?
     
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  10. Probably intense anger one minute then mirthful and merry the next follow by a small time frame of alternating between scared and jolly.
     
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  11. look at that projection goddamn
     
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  12. BeAwesomeOne posted a reply to Phil's last novella. Posting it here since it'll be purged in the next fifteen minutes or so.
     

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  13. I'm thoroughly excited for the inevitable climax of the DSP rollercoaster. The pieces really seem to be falling into place lately. I'm just wondering what the first major happening of this year will be... I've got my money on Pandalee being the first domino to fall.
     
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  14. Today's prestream was a beauty: As it turns out, the "Sons of Kojima" who were offering him TIHYDPs of their own yesterday were just random trolls impersonating Loophole and Fred. Hardly a shocker, but despite that Phil showed up late to stream and spent most of prestream ranting about how evil TIHYDP and SoK are even though they had nothing to do with this debacle :story:

    I swear, at this rate he's going to start asking his neighbors if they're really Fred Fuchs.
     
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  15. He has a point, but telling a narcissist they're a narcissist accomplishes nothing - narcissists are not capable of being self-aware enough to realize such a fault, rendering it moot

    That, and it's the only part Phil is going to focus on if he replies to it BECAUSE he's a narcissist and takes issue with any sort of insult
     
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  16. That or his stupid ass getting rushed to the ER because he ignored that cough for over a month. Assuming he really does have a nasty cough and isn't being a hypochondriac.
     
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  17. Fred Fuchs is become his Clyde Cash.
     
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  18. Im more in line to believe that WB is going to put someone to go thru all the contracts that Machinima have given out to people and see which ones are beneficial and which ones are not and in the long run i would say Phil is the second.

    I would be surprised if he have ever have spoken to his neighbors or know their names.
     
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