DarkSydePhil's continuing legacy of salt in fighting games -

[Mr.DinkPork]

As we all know are lovely friend Phillip Burnell is in his own words "A former pro fighting game player". However even before his lolcow ascension in 2013. Phil has had quite the salty outbursts that have been public since 2009. This thread his dedicated to his never ending salt mine. Here are a few examples

DSP's first video playing as Dee Jay SSF4 has classic lines like "Nothing worked!"
https://youtu.be/upGIj7PpXlo

DO YOU WANNA PLAY THE FUCKING GAME!

DSP Tries It: Injustice: Deathstroke's Among Us.

The two anniversary for all you doritos eating and fanta drinking deathstroke players

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A montage of DSP being completely assblasted over losing in 10 different fighting games

DSP - Top 10 Different Salty Fighting Games Getting Bodied

#DSPGAMING #SALT #SCRUB #RAGE #DEPRESSED #DEPRESSION #CAPCOM #DSPSEARCH DSP getting beat in 10 Different Fighting Games Online hope you enjoy LIKE for More K...

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[Clop]

In fighting games? Try any of the racing games he's played, those are the true salt mine.

 

[BrunoMattei]

VERY cool!

 

[King Kobra]

That Deathstroke chimpout is one of the highest point of goutboy "career"

 

[PieceofShet]

One of my fav in this topic, DSP loses it endured by tevin. 2 hours long, pretty salty.

Let's Endure "DSP Loses" HD MADNESS (Shitty) Tourney Practice Edition

I hate ahnline Ken players d00d Video title is a play on the old DSP video titles Playlist can be found here - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4FF659...

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[BrunoMattei]

I'm surprised that the OP didn't post this:

or this:

Or this (FFS man):

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

My favorite is still this one:

Talks shit constantly about how many games an actual professional fighting game player has, claims he lives in his parents basement (doesn't, actually married with a kid), proceeds to get anal raped and then still talks shit about the guy every time inflating the number of online matches he's played.

 

[RobVC3]

Prob my favorite.

The GODLY Match up between DarkSydePhil and Low Tier God (DSP vs LTG)

This is the best match-up between two salty scrublords ever. Footage belongs to: Darksydephil audio belongs to Low Tier God & Darksydephil Videos/audio used:...

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[Mr.DinkPork]

My favorite is still this one:

Talks shit constantly about how many games an actual professional fighting game player has, claims he lives in his parents basement (doesn't, actually married with a kid), proceeds to get anal raped and then still talks shit about the guy every time inflating the number of online matches he's played.

I still find it ironic that he called this guy a loser when DSP admitted that he put himself in crippling debt to compete at EVO

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Man I love this shit but might have to end my entertainment at MK11 for fighters. It's got to the point in Phil's "career" that any sort of, well, anything that comes from his mouth during the stream I'm just fucking checked out, dude.

He says and does so many things wrong that I'm constantly just correcting him in my head.

"What the fuck I was blocking high!"

No Phil, you weren't. We saw it on the screen. Your hand eye coordination is so god damn fucked up you seem to believe that just thinking you're pressing the buttons should automatically transfer to the game, which is going through the internet; So there is a delay. Your fat fingers and bullshit excuses gets god damn tiring.

Just that's all I can think about. This happens so much that I can't handle anymore. If it's a single player game I can laugh. But when it's an actual person on the other side, I know he's playing this crap to make himself feel like the better man. It's worst when he starts shit talking, muting by joining a party, saying the other player didn't mean to do something, or when he acts smug as fuck in victory by doing the same shit he was bitching from about the other player.

I like the thread though. Maybe his dumbass will play the new Samurai Showdown. /endblog

 

[Schmeckel]

It always amazes me that he comes off as God's gift to fighting games. Like, he is the best at every one, every win came from his extreme skill and adapting to the bugged/laggy net code, and every loss is just the other person using online tactics/taking advantage of lag/bullshit nothing I could do I didn't do that. One out of every 40 matches he'll MAYBE say "good move" for the other person and not leak salt like his middle name was Bonneville.

I'd like to see him play something like Clayfighter or Time Killers and struggle with how they play with fighting game rules. Shit, could you imagine him playing Bushido Blade? If Dave wants to rake in some rage shekels, Bushido Blade would be a good way to do it.

 

[Mr.DinkPork]

https://youtu.be/KNfyIiXDU2M This is probably one of my personal favorite moments. His excuse in this version was "GAME SPEEDS TOO FAST DOOD"
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It always amazes me that he comes off as God's gift to fighting games. Like, he is the best at every one, every win came from his extreme skill and adapting to the bugged/laggy net code, and every loss is just the other person using online tactics/taking advantage of lag/bullshit nothing I could do I didn't do that. One out of every 40 matches he'll MAYBE say "good move" for the other person and not leak salt like his middle name was Bonneville.

I'd like to see him play something like Clayfighter or Time Killers and struggle with how they play with fighting game rules. Shit, could you imagine him playing Bushido Blade? If Dave wants to rake in some rage shekels, Bushido Blade would be a good way to do it.

Isn't Bushidio Blade the fighting game where you like die in 2 hits? And fighters actually lose movement in their limbs? If so that shit needs to come back

 

[Schmeckel]

Isn't Bushidio Blade the fighting game where you like die in 2 hits? And fighters actually lose movement in their limbs? If so that shit needs to come back

Yeah. It featured weapons combat, and you could get your shit pushed in with a single, well placed blow. "AH CAHMAHN....WAAAAAOW. I didn't do that. I was blocking."

 

[Synth]

I'd like to see him play something like Clayfighter or Time Killers and struggle with how they play with fighting game rules. Shit, could you imagine him playing Bushido Blade? If Dave wants to rake in some rage shekels, Bushido Blade would be a good way to do it.

As much as he rages about not enough realism in video games, he'd fucking despise Bushido Blade.

Christ, I loved that game.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

Where is the MK11 salt?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Where is the MK11 salt?

Wait for a compilation honestly. Preferably from someone not just churning shit out asap to get the views.

Because god damn it's hard to sit through his MK11 streams when he's such a smug little fucker.

 

[Mr.DinkPork]

Wait for a compilation honestly. Preferably from someone not just churning shit out asap to get the views.

Because god damn it's hard to sit through his MK11 streams when he's such a smug little fucker.

Yeah saving the load for that one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4a9dDgZcJ8 for now enjoy this classic "DUDE YOU DIDN'T WIN"