Dashcon! Dash to the EXTREME -

[JU 199]

The premier fail event of 2014 is back?

Oh my god yes.

 

[DankMemes]

The real question is whether they'll splurge on a bigger ball pit this time. The original ball pit seemed a bit cramped to spend an hour in with a dozen other greasy blue-haired autists.

 

[Soew]

I hope to hell someone learned something about last year and does at least a bit better.

i really don't

 

[XYZpdq]

some info dumps on Dashcon 2015

http://dashcon--2015.tumblr.com/

Now with Safespaces and they still have the ballpit!

edit: here is the ED article https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Dashcon#Dashcon_2015

Isn't charging people different amounts based on their race kinda illegal?

 

[JU 199]

Isn't charging people different amounts based on their race kinda illegal?

From the blog-

HOW TO RECIEVE:

just send us a link to your blog when tickets go on sale! You will also receive a wristband that’ll give you fast access to an emergency room should you feel uncomfortable by anything going on.

Pretty easy, huh?

 

[Soew]

http://dashcon.tumblr.com/
http://emoti-con.tumblr.com/
both the offical dashcon and emoti-con tumblrs don't have any announcement of the new con. yeah, looks like it's a ruse a pretty funny one at that.

 

[Splendid]

https://emoti-con.net/

It's not happening according to the website.

Also, ED says this is an all internet covention, but a convention for both 4chan and tumblr in one room obviously won't go well.

 

[Trombonista]

Emoti-con got cancelled.

And nothing of value was lost.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Tumblr is a place for equality

which is why some people pay more, because it's equality

bringing minority groups from obscurity that demand our attention and understanding.

we do that by making them feel cheap

dashcon ‘15 will be a temporary refuge to many groups of people from those that don’t understand them.

that's before the white feminist yells at the asian man
the black man yells at the white trans
and the straight woman yells at the gay white man for wearing a shirt with an anime logo on it

Otherkin in particular, who are the victims of consistent ridicule.

unless you go on tumblr, then you get constant circle jerks until your dick falls off

As such, we are proud to announce discounts for minority groups to help welcome them into an event of equality. All PoC/kin/LBT will receive a 25% discount. Not in those groups? Fret not, as the event is still cheap.

and if you say you're gay, we will force you to prove it.. jerk off to this picture of benedict cumber batch.
i wonder if i can get a furry discount?

EDIT: dammit, it got canceled

 

[tepid]

You will also receive a wristband that’ll give you fast access to an emergency room should you feel uncomfortable by anything going on.

Is there normally a queue?

 

[Splendid]

Is there normally a queue?

There's normally triage, where the people who need to go first get to go first.
It's a system that works quite well.

However, what they're probably talking about is some sort of physical hugbox room that's sectioned off from everything else where nobody can say anything bad about anywone else and everyone must be nice to you.

 

[Skeletor]

The real question is whether they'll splurge on a bigger ball pit this time.

I've never felt better about giving a post an "optimistic" rating.

 

[Red_Rager]

https://emoti-con.net/

It's not happening according to the website.

Also, ED says this is an all internet covention, but a convention for both 4chan and tumblr in one room obviously won't go well.

Sure it will, at least for those of us in the audience

 

[littlebiscuits]

This is all that is left of the dashcon official tumblr. This hasn't been touched since September. It's now almost May. No one ever got paid back.

http://dashcon.tumblr.com/

So uh, bottoms up to Emoticon 2016?

 

[autisticdragonkin]

some info dumps on Dashcon 2015

http://dashcon--2015.tumblr.com/

Now with Safespaces and they still have the ballpit!

edit: here is the ED article https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Dashcon#Dashcon_2015

I agree with him, that was a sorry excuse for a ballpit

also wouldn't pretty much everyone get the 25% discount if they apply it to gray-asexuals and the like

 

[deadson]

This is all that is left of the dashcon official tumblr. This hasn't been touched since September. It's now almost May. No one ever got paid back.

http://dashcon.tumblr.com/

So uh, bottoms up to Emoticon 2016?

I'm seriously surprised these people haven't been served with a lawsuit for scamming hundreds of people out of money by now.

 

[Trombonista]

I'm seriously surprised these people haven't been served with a lawsuit for scamming hundreds of people out of money by now.

I doubt you could get any money out of them. They probably spent it all.

 

[Gothicserpent]

Dashcon 2: Dashcon Harder

 

[AnOminous]

Dashcon 2: The Triggering

 

[Hmmpf!]

By this state, Chris-con will be much more happening than a next Dash-con.

Ill wait for Yawn-con instead.