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DATE NIGHT, GROCERY HAUL, DINNER IDEA!!!!!! - 8/7/18
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Intermittent Denial of Service attack is causing downtime. Looks like a kiddie 5 min rental. Waiting on a response from upstream.
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Quarter Ton Hon
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Aaand she's eating garbage again, there is no way she's not already 550lbs.
Hooktube Link: https://hooktube.com/watch?v=KmHIsPn6hzs
Hooktube Link: https://hooktube.com/watch?v=KmHIsPn6hzs
What's the point of having a date night if they go out to eat what seems like every other night?
ihavent_ee_uhn
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Oh..... My God.
the forehead fat moves!!
also: becky’s behavior recently is...... strange. someone mentioned how it seems amber’s telling her to play it up for the camera and yikes. maybe AL saw how she actually seemed to enjoy herself in eric’s vlogs so she demands becky behave the same in her own videos....
Without watching my guesses for date night:
Cheesecake Factory
Mexican place
Chinese buff-ette.
Still on track for the My 600 Pound Life/ Hoarders crossover episode I see.
If she's given up cooking for every meal she's going to start gaining at unprecedented rates and on July 26 she filmed a scale that read 529 that she showed us two days ago. Imagine what she actually weighs now on August 7th over a week later if she's been eating out for lunch and dinner on the daily. 550? 555?
Cheesecake Factory
Mexican place
Chinese buff-ette.
@LightEmittingDiode gotchu: https://hooktube.com/watch?v=KmHIsPn6hzs
What a couple of goddamn slobs;
Still on track for the My 600 Pound Life/ Hoarders crossover episode I see.
If she's given up cooking for every meal she's going to start gaining at unprecedented rates and on July 26 she filmed a scale that read 529 that she showed us two days ago. Imagine what she actually weighs now on August 7th over a week later if she's been eating out for lunch and dinner on the daily. 550? 555?
whiskey-mum
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I'm confused. She said it was a long drive and that she finished some season of a (presumably) reality show.
Who sits next to their SO during a long car ride and says "You drive and I'll watch my show, have fun being my chauffeur- and please don't talk"??
Jesus Christ, Becky, find your ovaries and woman up....
Who sits next to their SO during a long car ride and says "You drive and I'll watch my show, have fun being my chauffeur- and please don't talk"??
Jesus Christ, Becky, find your ovaries and woman up....
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Necky is sick and tired of looking at her chins. Us too gorl, us too. If Necky had to eat only three things in her life, it would be chicken, broccoli and potatoes. Because if you choose stuff not healthy you're gonna gain weight. If you choose stuff that's healthy you're still gonna enjoy it.
Hambeast would pick perfectly cooked and seasoned salmon, perfectly cooked rice - her most favorite rice she can't think of right now, and ice cream.
No, Gorl, we ALL know you'd pick Orange chicken, rice, and ice cream.
Hambeast would pick perfectly cooked and seasoned salmon, perfectly cooked rice - her most favorite rice she can't think of right now, and ice cream.
No, Gorl, we ALL know you'd pick Orange chicken, rice, and ice cream.
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I think I'm more impressed at the forehead wiggle than I am of Tammy's forehead bump.
Here's the thing, Amber has been eating out for every meal for a long, long time (I'd bet real money that after she she films the slops they dump the rest and go out to eat). The only difference is that she's now admitting to it.
George Foreman grills still exist?
She's a little less manic than she was in her video yesterday.
I think it's funny that women have their own special sizes to make them not sound big...and it sounds like Torrid had EXTRA SPECIAL sizes.
Holy shit, she's really happy with herself for organizing her spices. Good job bring an adult.
Eh, not her worst, but also not her best.
6/10
She's a little less manic than she was in her video yesterday.
I think it's funny that women have their own special sizes to make them not sound big...and it sounds like Torrid had EXTRA SPECIAL sizes.
Holy shit, she's really happy with herself for organizing her spices. Good job bring an adult.
Eh, not her worst, but also not her best.
6/10
Captain Ahab
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I can’t believe two unemployed people are too lazy to cook rice and green beans from scratch.
Whatthefuck
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So, our gorl looks like refried hell. Becky is actually standing up to the Binge Monster and demanding that they make dinner at home even though Hambert wants to go out. Playing with fire, Beckster, I like it. We're back to WW as Hambert informs us that their meal of chicken, rice and quinoa, and green beans is 7 pts. That nasty sore on her chest is still there and looking raw as ever. She now has a "cat scratch" on her neck. We should start some sort of pool for how long that one will be there. I'm going with 6 months minimum. They discuss what three foods they could eat for the rest of their lives if they had to. Becky give a startling logical and healthy response. Hambert, to no one's surprise, selects salmon, rice, and ice cream. Has anyone EVER seen her eat salmon? Next day, yay, make up time! Guess what? They're rewarding themselves for eating one healthy meal yesterday by going to basic bitch fine dining at Red Lobster. Becks wears her finest Beavis & Butthead tshirt. No word on how many Cheddar Bay Biscuits were consumed. Hambert is wearing a tragedy of questionable wardrobe choices and her filthy, disgusting bra is on full display. We are treated to chemtrail sperg. Fucking hell, Hambert, chemtrails are not a thing, you exceptional lump of flesh. No date night would be complete without a trip to WalMart!!!! Of course, they go grocery shopping. We get some more forced praise from Becks about that goddamned chili. How many fucking times is she going to demand asspats for that horrific concoction. I think Becks only complies because she hopes the path of least resistance will lead to having to consume less of Hambert's "cooking" (she stresses several times that she hates cooking in this vid). Boring ass spice organization. Don't worry, Mrs. Dash is heavily featured. Wasabi sighting, literally the best part of the video. Oh, boy. Oh, no. She lost one of her shitty WalMart earrings and we are treated to the most forced and awkward kiss I've ever seen. Hambert looks like she's in literal agony.
Amberlynn invented a way around that, it's called "date night."
Or how about how long it will take to develop into MRSA?
Earise2233
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I will say that I am happy that she is actually editing her videos now, they're not *as* boring. That being said, how are these two people not bored as hell every single day? They only leave the house to do shopping trips and to go out to eat. Becky does seem to be more lively, I'm assuming that the 'Becky is so much happier in Eric's vlogs' comments are starting to get to Amber.
I don't understand the "I don't like to cook" thing she is trying to introduce... I suppose that is a better lie than "I'm a really good cook". Amber is someone who does so little on a daily basis, no real responsibilities to others, no commitments, no hobbies or chores, she has zero self worth. If she just practiced something, learned a new skill or read some books (maybe some non-fiction Amber, and no, no youtuber books) it isn't like she doesn't have a bunch of time on her hands. Her job is to film herself and show other people, film yourself doing something interesting! How are they not bored out of their minds?
I don't understand the "I don't like to cook" thing she is trying to introduce... I suppose that is a better lie than "I'm a really good cook". Amber is someone who does so little on a daily basis, no real responsibilities to others, no commitments, no hobbies or chores, she has zero self worth. If she just practiced something, learned a new skill or read some books (maybe some non-fiction Amber, and no, no youtuber books) it isn't like she doesn't have a bunch of time on her hands. Her job is to film herself and show other people, film yourself doing something interesting! How are they not bored out of their minds?
