Dating app cringe - Nice Guys™ + Good Girls + Dating apps = WTF

[Monika H.]

Hallo, hallo!!!

This thread is gonna be a little particular.
Some things do overlap with the Nice Guys and Nice Gals threads, but there are also elements you don't find in those threads, a general WTF factor that only dating apps can do - because the Internet gives everyone an outlet to share their ideas, and the freaks to declare their brand of crazy.
So, let's get started!

The poet

This is one of the things that actually makes me agree with certain feminists

You can be the love goddess Aphrodite, but if your personality is shit is shit

SMH

Give that woman a medal.

You were expected to not accept my "no"!

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

This thread is definitely watch worthy.

Spoiler: This is why I understand gay men.

Women are fucking crazy.

 

[Draza]

Standards are too high. What a surprise.

 

[IV 445]

 

[Reynard]

Standards are too high. What a surprise.

>feminists always complaining about how men don't want them due to having preferences for certain appearances
>feminist goes off to list how much she cares about appearances of men and how much they earn

 

[Rand /pol/]

This thread is definitely watch worthy.

Spoiler: This is why I understand gay men.

Women are fucking crazy.

No.

 

[Overcast]

Every time. Every time I see a girl with dyed hair on one of these dating sites they have some unique pronoun or associate themselves with some identity politics.

 

[Dragon Lady]

Standards are too high. What a surprise.

Dang so many dudes under 6'0

>feminists always complaining about how men don't want them due to having preferences for certain appearances
>feminist goes off to list how much she cares about appearances of men and how much they earn

and gets triggered when a dude has a weight requirement

 

[SparklyFetuses]

Standards are too high. What a surprise.

"Save me the man tears"
I don't think she knows that "man tears" is a slang for semen.

 

[Monika H.]

Machiavellian

Charming ladies

This isn't misogyny at all

 

[Nekromantik]

I'm going to go tell my husband he's like a fine wine, because I stomped his grapes.

 

[Freddy Freaker]

This isn't misogyny at all
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I always thought men were like a cheddar wurst. They start all floppy but when you heat things up they get stiffer and squirt their cheese

 

[Lunete]

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Holy shit..that HAS to be a troll.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Holy shit..that HAS to be a troll.

Ah, a man of faith and hope! How cruel the world must seem.

 

[Princess Peaches]

Standards are too high. What a surprise.

She did a pretty good job making sure no one will inbox her.

 

[RG 448]

Modern dating has gotten so fucking weird...

 

[J A N D E K]

I’m so not a violent or hateful person. In fact I am usually full of nothing but love... but I would go on a date with this person just for the opportunity to punch them right in face.

 

[The Shadow]

I’m so not a violent or hateful person. In fact I am usually full of nothing but love... but I would go on a date with this person just for the opportunity to punch them right in face.

Be careful, that's probably one of their turn-ons.

 

[Ryker]

Holy shit..that HAS to be a troll.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/paint-fremmerlid-darla-fremmerlid-paintarya-paint-stardust.21781/