Dating stories thread -

[Melktert]

IDC if this sounds autistic but i want to hear your guy's dumb, interesting, spergy, funny, or sad dating stories. anything that has happened to you while you dated someone or were on a date, post in this thread. keep it interesting of course.

i'll start

Went on a date with this girl from my college, 5'2" blond baptist chick, she was nice at first, we took a nature walk, then she started talking about this guy that she liked as if i was her gay confidant. she ranted for the entire walk (3 miles) about how this guy was so funny and sweet and how she loved him.. i said nothing until i got to my car. she asked to hang out again so i sperged out and just got in my car, reversed extremely fast, and sped down the road back home. she called me and texted me quite a bit after, but i didn't respond.

should've run for the trees when she mentioned how much she liked "jacob"...

the next one is less weird and more "sweet"

my current girlfriend is very goofy and also colorblind. last week, she wanted to make bead bracelets for some reason, so we do that, but she kind of stutters and says "h-hey Melktert... can you help me pick out which of these is yellow?" as she points at a neon orange and a yellow one (can't tell them apart). i found that really cute.

 

[Medical Hawaii]

oh how I wish I could share some of my more autistic adventures

but I think I've PLed too much

 

[Melktert]

oh how I wish I could share some of my more autistic adventures

but I think I've PLed too much

you've peaked my interest. post sperg stories

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

So I met this adorable guy online, and we set up a date at a coffee shop. I got there a bit early, so I wasn’t surprised to not see him there.
Then about 10 minutes after we agreed to meet, he texted me.
Turns out, he wore these skinny jeans to accentuate his ‘features’, and they fucking ripped.
So, I got him his coffee and we just hung out at his car and laughed about it.
It didn’t go as planned, but I snatched victory from the jaws of defeat.

 

[Hylics]

I fucked a girl in an apple orchard, then came in cider.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I fucked a girl in an apple orchard, then came in cider.

Let’s not do sex stories, I don’t want to get Halaled.

 

[Crankenstein]

I fucked a girl in an apple orchard, then came in cider.

Was her name Macy?

 

[Melktert]

So I met this adorable guy online, and we set up a date at a coffee shop. I got there a bit early, so I wasn’t surprised to not see him there.
Then about 10 minutes after we agreed to meet, he texted me.
Turns out, he wore these skinny jeans to accentuate his ‘features’, and they fucking ripped.
So, I got him his coffee and we just hung out at his car and laughed about it.
It didn’t go as planned, but I snatched victory from the jaws of defeat.

so he had a big PP or a big ass?

I fucked a girl in an apple orchard, then came in cider.

Thanks Gaffigan

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

so he had a big PP or a big ass?

Big ass, this nigga was beautiful.
Apparently, a decent amount of guys actually thought he was a chick before he talked.

 

[Medical Hawaii]

I fucked a girl in an apple orchard, then came in cider.

that sounds romantic

you've peaked my interest. post sperg stories

i'm talking to someone irl who I'm pretty sure lurks here so I'm trying to play it safe for now

 

[SSF2T Old User]

My dating stories are so convoluted and detailed, I could write a book about them. But I don't think people here would appreciate my novels if i posted them here.

 

[Melktert]

that sounds romantic


i'm talking to someone irl who I'm pretty sure lurks here so I'm trying to play it safe for now

woah! a kiwi romance. let me speak at your wedding will ya?

 

[Justtocheck]

I took a first date to see Fifty shades of grey in the cinema. Best date ever. Funny enough to make it awkward but sexy enough so that sexy thoughts go into our heads and fantasy starts. Also the old ladies yelling excitedly was great.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

woah! a kiwi romance. let me speak at your wedding will ya?

@Null needs that cash.

 

[Medical Hawaii]

a kiwi romance. let me speak at your wedding will ya?

oh he's not really marriage material lmao

you can be flower boi if I ever do though

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

oh he's not really marriage material

you can be flower boi if I ever do though

I’m ordained, so I can officiate.
Let’s make this happen.

 

[Christ Cried]

I get pumped and dumped by chicks because I'm dumb as shit

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I get pumped and dumped by chicks because I'm dumb as shit

Are the chicks doing the pumping? Because that might be your problem.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I went on a date once with a girl who thought the friend that set us up was trying to set up a date with her.
This girl had a crush on said friend and he was trying to get rid of her by setting her up with me, lol.
Oh, did I mention that my friend already had a girlfriend?
The girl he set me up with was a fucking idiot.

 

[Melktert]

oh he's not really marriage material lmao

you can be flower boi if I ever do though

i can always be the drunk guy that crashes the party with a Vektor R4