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[Meeko]

I came across this guy on Periscope. I dunno if you guys have heard of him yet or not. Supposedly he puts out songs about pedos, according to this scope.

This scope has him putting his phone number on the title and begging girls to text him. One woman tries to contact him, but is ignored. I haven't seen the whole thing yet, but he kind of reminds me of early Chris as far as the naivety goes.

https://www.periscope.tv/w/ablc_jFt...KQq2EJ875XJX3aFQoX1IpGXdutK9JAGlxCi66JuIXhTvu

 

[chimpburgers]

Periscope has been getting big within the last year so naturally I'd expect a few cows to pop out of there. I'm watching this guy's vid right now and that song is so cringe inducing. He's even replying right back to what people are telling him.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

Is there anyway we can save this stream? I think Periscope deletes after 24 hours and this is already 9. Its pretty hysterical.

 

[chimpburgers]

This guy did this Periscope stream from Cohoes, New York.

 

[Meeko]

I found his SoundCloud account.

https://m.soundcloud.com/onlinedatingpimp

I think the best thing about him is that he doesn't need anyone to nudge him for him to do something funny. He does it all by himself.

 

[chimpburgers]

Is there anyway we can save this stream? I think Periscope deletes after 24 hours and this is already 9. Its pretty hysterical.

I used a website called Scopedown to download his video. It's still in process. It's a .ts file and I'm gonna figure out how to convert it to mp4.

 

[Meeko]

Looks like he's been up to this for a while.

https://m.facebook.com/media/set/?s...efsrc=http://www.google.com/&refid=9&_rdr#_=_

 

[CatParty]

@Alan Pardew please move to lolcow proper

 

[José Mourinho]

Done and added the Careercow tag.

 

[chimpburgers]

I got the video uploaded to YouTube. Don't know why it turned out sideways though. I can try to fix that but I still have the original file.

I watched the whole thing too. He does a parody of the Wiz Khalifa song "Black n Yellow" but it's about pedos near the end. There's also a song about him being single and looking for a girlfriend.

 

[Vitriol]

I'm looking for a girlfriend,
I'm looking for a girlfriend,
Single looking for a girlfriend
Single looking for a girlfriend,
Single looking for a girlfriend,
Tryin to get a chick,
Tryin to get a chick,
Tryin to get a chick,
Tryin to get a chick,
Tryin to get a chick,


I'm done.

@Waifu, @Blueberry, @Dynastia, @Bluespike

You know what to do.

 

[DragoonSierra]

I got the video uploaded to YouTube. Don't know why it turned out sideways though. I can try to fix that but I still have the original file.

I watched the whole thing too. He does a parody of the Wiz Khalifa song "Black n Yellow" but it's about pedos near the end. There's also a song about him being single and looking for a girlfriend.

Does he sing these? Can you timecode relevant parts?

 

[Billy_Sama]

I got the video uploaded to YouTube. Don't know why it turned out sideways though. I can try to fix that but I still have the original file.

I watched the whole thing too. He does a parody of the Wiz Khalifa song "Black n Yellow" but it's about pedos near the end. There's also a song about him being single and looking for a girlfriend.

I had to give you a winner rating for watching 47 minutes of that video.

 

[chimpburgers]

Does he sing these? Can you timecode relevant parts?

Songs (he recorded them before and just has them playing in the background):
7:30 - "Single, Looking for a Girlfriend"
16:08 - Dances to a bunch of music including Daddy's Yankee's "Gasolina" and at 19:54 dances to "Get Down, Hit the Floor" by Twista and Pitbull.
23:06 - "Single, Looking for a Girlfriend" again
31:04 - Don't know the name of this song but he's talking about people being so fucking gay and taking it up the ass, I think it's one of his songs. There are multiple songs in this that end at 35:32.
38:36 - "You are a Fucking Cunt"
41:37 - "Honest Frank is a Motherfucking Pedo"
42:15 - The "Black n Yellow" parody but words have been replaced with NASTY PEDO NASTY PEDO, easily the best song parody of the bunch and the funniest part

In between he answers questions from people on Periscope and says he's not a pedo and all this shit. Hope this helps.

 

[Meeko]

I found a video on You Tube. The guy has some serious rage issues and starts calling some woman (or women in general, it's hard to tell since I was skipping around) for not going for him on carrots dating websites.

He's interviewed here and he compares himself to Weird Al.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I found his SoundCloud account.

https://m.soundcloud.com/onlinedatingpimp

I think the best thing about him is that he doesn't need anyone to nudge him for him to do something funny. He does it all by himself.

That's possibly the sickest flow I've ever heard in my life. And I mean that literally. It sounded like what I sound like when I'm throwing up.

 

[Meeko]

He's on now, if anyone wants to watch. He's like a trainwreck, you just can't look away.

https://www.periscope.tv/DatingPimpScope/1ynJOeBWOoWKR

 

[Meeko]

And now he's made a scope of him showering. I'd video capture these except that I don't have the technology to do this, since I'm mainly on my tablet.

https://www.periscope.tv/w/ab0CejFt...4dhGtN3vt-IDHn6HDvgNFVPIfdnk_DpU-7LAjxCG_I_YY

 

[Meeko]

Managed to get onto a computer, so here's the full gist of this guy and his Periscope page so you can access it on your computer.

https://www.periscope.tv/DatingPimpScope/

DatingPimpScope (also refers to himself as Online Dating Pimp) is a 28 year old guy with Asperger's Syndrome that fancies himself a singer/rapper. He's only ever uploaded things to SoundCloud as far as I know and lives in New York, in his parents' house. I can't tell if he lives in their attic or basement, but I think it's the attic.

He was active around 2012 and dropped off the radar for a year or two for whatever reason, but came back online recently because he was lonely and horny. From what little I can tell about him, apparently his whole schtick in the past was to go on to various livestream sites and try to get women to date and/or fuck him.

The guy has claimed to have had sex with 9 women, some of which were hookers. I get the impression that the others were all really desperate women or were hired in one way or another. He had some run ins with various livestream trolls, which serve as fodder for his "music". ODP considers them to be satirical and a common theme is that he accuses his trolls/enemies of being gay or pedophiles.

One of his things that he'll mention occasionally is that he's in pretty bad health and he's thinking of going to Switzerland to seek out assisted suicide. ODP claims that American doctors haven't done anything for him.

His Periscopes tend to be heavily visited and it's a given that he'll block people pretty quickly if he's actively monitoring comments. ODP has a cellphone that he'll use to talk to people and answer texts, predominantly text messages, and he'll block numbers if he thinks they're trolls. All of his calls and texts are from trolls, obviously, and many of them are from people calling in to tell him he's a loser, gay, or something along those lines. When it comes to women he does want more than one picture and his standards are somewhat high - he's willing to take women between the ages of 18-30, but he wants them to be skinny or slightly curvy. If you're fat or ugly for his tastes, you're SOL. While sure, every guy has the right to his preferences, you can't be too choosy when you're 28, have no job, live with your parents, and are racked with various health problems.

He's ultimately a guy that trolls himself for the most part and he's a lot like Chris in that regard, although ODP is a lot savvier than Chris and can spot and block obvious trolls. If anyone does decide to troll him rather than just record what he's doing, you'll have a difficult road ahead of you. It's just fascinating to watch him because each Periscope will inevitably have him playing some of his craptacular music and screaming at various people trying to get his goat.