Manosphere Dave Nordahl / Warcorpse666 / davescookingshow - Sarkeesian A-Log, Alchoholic Wannabe Chef, Anti-Feminist, Manchild, and his Tons of Anger

[Feline Darkmage]

There was an old thread here, but it was complete shite (thanks for telling me chimpburgers)... anyway, here I go.

Spoiler: big pictures of a big man

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This man, Warcorpse666 (real name Dave Nordahl), is a salty neckbeard youtube commentator/ranter, that also has a cooking show that'll give you diabetes just watching it.

His channel trailers:

And there is an entire playlist by this guy called "The Samurai Goomba" dedicated to mocking this guy:

I had no idea about this guy's existence until a Kevin Logan video a few months ago, sort of like @chimpburgers and Rollo Tomassi. The video in question:

Edit: he's also friends with this cunt: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/athei...feminist-gamergate-youtube-commentator.10991/

 

[chimpburgers]

One thing about Warcorpse I never understood was his clock obsession. It's all over his newer content. He even explained in one video why he had the clocks up but it never made any sense to me.

I think he's said what his real name is and it's Dave.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

One thing about Warcorpse I never understood was his clock obsession. It's all over his newer content. He even explained in one video why he had the clocks up but it never made any sense to me.

I think he's said what his real name is and it's Dave.

He has the clocks up because he thinks he's like a "real" news anchor because the mainstream media is all pro-Sarkeesian SJWs now and that makes his willy sad.

I knew his name is Dave, ie "Dave's Cooking Show" but we don't have a last name.

 

[Fraudius]

His last name is Nordahl. He mentions it in this video.

The video is a plug for his self-published book, "Get up off your Ass: The Shortest and Only self Help Book you'll ever need". The weird capitalization is actually in the "book" title. I can't be bothered to drop 99 cents to read his shit, though.

Here's his Facebook profile, which contains various samplings of his edgy and oh-so-adult humor. He uses a picture of himself drinking beer as his profile picture, just in case any of us forget that he's old enough to buy alcohol, which is so cool, you know.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

His last name is Nordahl. He mentions it in this video.

The video is a plug for his self-published book, "Get up off your Ass: The Shortest and Only self Help Book you'll ever need". The weird capitalization is actually in the "book" title. I can't be bothered to drop 99 cents to read his shit, though.

Here's his Facebook profile, which contains various samplings of his edgy and oh-so-adult humor. He uses a picture of himself drinking beer as his profile picture, just in case any of us forget that he's old enough to buy alcohol, which is so cool, you know.

Thank you for that, will update the OP to reflect this information.

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

he may be an a-log but he's got a kickass SNES and Genesis collection

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Warcorpse666?

I'd expect a name like that from an edgelord 13 year old who consumes way too much Mountain Dew.

 

[ManicPixieDreamGirl]

His last name is Nordahl. He mentions it in this video.

The video is a plug for his self-published book, "Get up off your Ass: The Shortest and Only self Help Book you'll ever need". The weird capitalization is actually in the "book" title. I can't be bothered to drop 99 cents to read his shit, though.

Here's his Facebook profile, which contains various samplings of his edgy and oh-so-adult humor. He uses a picture of himself drinking beer as his profile picture, just in case any of us forget that he's old enough to buy alcohol, which is so cool, you know.

Can someone PLEASE tell me what the fuck those clocks are for?! Why the fuck does he have individual clocks hanging on his wall for different time zones? I'm pretty sure those clocks are literally at anyone's fingertips with a cell phone.

EDIT: Nevermind. Read/saw the reasons for the clocks. I've pondered lots of reasons, but none of them had anything to do with news anchors. Think about how much EFFORT it takes to put those up. Seriously.

 

[Fraudius]

They're props. He thinks it makes him look like a news anchor... a fat, balding, long-haired news anchor that dresses like a college student. So, yeah, the clocks don't really help.

 

[KFC]

http://warcorpse666.podbean.com/

Does this guy have any actual friends?

 

[Surtur]

His last name is Nordahl. He mentions it in this video.

The video is a plug for his self-published book, "Get up off your Ass: The Shortest and Only self Help Book you'll ever need". The weird capitalization is actually in the "book" title. I can't be bothered to drop 99 cents to read his shit, though.

Here's his Facebook profile, which contains various samplings of his edgy and oh-so-adult humor. He uses a picture of himself drinking beer as his profile picture, just in case any of us forget that he's old enough to buy alcohol, which is so cool, you know.

I got his book through Kindle unlimited. It's only about 30 pages, so I will read it tomorrow. Also the first shooter is weight loss, lol.

 

[Curt Sibling]

He looks like Zakk Wylde mixed with Carl from Aqua Team...How can he be taken seriously?

 

[Rick Springfield]

Can someone PLEASE tell me what the fuck those clocks are for?! Why the fuck does he have individual clocks hanging on his wall for different time zones? I'm pretty sure those clocks are literally at anyone's fingertips with a cell phone.

EDIT: Nevermind. Read/saw the reasons for the clocks. I've pondered lots of reasons, but none of them had anything to do with news anchors. Think about how much EFFORT it takes to put those up. Seriously.

Is it worth mentioning that a real newsroom would have all of those clocks synchronized? If you look at the picture, none of the minute hands are in sync with each other, and while there are a few odd half hour time zone changes I don't think any 8 minute ones exist.

 

[Surtur]

Ok, so I am two chapters in (not much, each chapter is no more than two paragraphs) and holy shit this is bad. This 'book' was clearly written stream of thought and then chucked onto the CreateSpace store. This shit is fucking bad.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

You know that feeling you get when you look at a photograph of someone, and sometimes, you can immediately tell if they are a kind person or a shitty person? This guy has "douche" written all over him.

And nothing says "take me seriously!" like the username warcorpse666

 

[July_4_1997]

Has anyone even seen the lower half of his body? Are we sure that he isn't just some bizarre legless half-Kuato/half-minotaur abomination that survived a botched coathanger abortion and spent the last 30 years hooked up to a nacho cheese IV drip?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Yup, this is pretty much everything I expect someone named "Warcorpse666" to look like. Down to the receding hairline and worn out 80's cartoon shirt.

 

[The Great Chandler]

He looks pretty euphoric though.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

His fights with Kevin Logan and feminist pals:

Lol he mad.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

(cross-posting this video from the Olivia Gatwood thread I created because I just found this guys response to it, and he's still well... Warcorpse666