Kiwi Farms

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Chinese: 大卫・奥古斯都・福雷斯特，或者是古斯・福雷斯特或大卫・福雷斯特是个恶名远传的性旅游者和西方电玩专家。 古斯自封为“英赛尔”或是非情愿独身人士。他最崇拜的英赛尔偶像是艾略特·羅傑。他在手机里收藏了许多艾略特婴孩时的照片，时刻欣赏膜拜。他的母亲还以为这些是儿童色情片。古斯相信艾略特宣言里的每一个字。 古斯执信着女人天生就享受被强奸的滋味。但由于他英赛尔的身份，他对本地女子下手时一直没有成功。他声称英赛尔应付无性生活的主要方法就是和男人性交或是变成女人。即使是当他交了一个中国女友后，他还是屡次出轨和男人性交或是尝试色诱女童。 2015和2016年间，古斯开始感到性厌烦，基于他对女生有很高的要求，他在田纳西州和女生一夜情的机会极小。所以，他决定尝试和他的狗性交。由于古斯认为口交并非性交，所以他并不认为这是人兽恋。但田纳西州的法律认为这是人兽恋，而且是重罪。一位网民曾提及“凡人的污秽” [Common Filth]（西方保守Youtube评论家）和他著名的主题标签 #洋妞干狗。古斯说这时社会慢慢接受和狗性交的行为因为多数的洋妞真的有和狗性交过。 古斯也和其他的英赛尔有联系，包括和一位阿尔巴尼亚的ISIS支持者定期联系。他们常常谈论该如何践踏女人因为他们认为女人没有任何自身权利。他们认为女人就像是个娃娃，可以随意践踏并无声无息地丢弃。

Disclaimer: This individual is under the care of his mother (Zaida Denise Forester) who is a PhD nurse. She forces him to live in a cuck shed and his cuck shed is constantly monitored through CCTV 24/7. His father is also a psychiatrist. While this theory is pure speculation until confirmation, he might have been the one who diagnosed his son with Bipolar and prescribed Gus’s antipsychotics. Gus has not been on his antipsychotics for months despite his parents’ impressive medical background.

Name: Zaida Denise Forester

Mailing Address: 1402 South Main Street, Corona California 92882 US

Gus Mailing Address: 110 West Kendall Street, Corona California, 92882

Phone: +1.4237738082

Email: phdnurse@hotmail.com

David Augustus Forester otherwise known as Gus is an infamous shoot 'em up player known for his histrionic attention-whoring and lack of a verbal filter. He envisions himself as a philosopher-king and poet of the ages, and he believes in the analytical theory that the only way a man can be free is through self-castration:





However, Gus has involved himself in far more depraved things than writing questionable poetry. He is a creature that only Common Filth can imagine, but this is a real human bean. Gus is a self-identified incel otherwise known as a “involuntary celibate”. He has many incel idols that include Elliot Rodger and Randy Stair. According to Gus, Randy Stair was a “badass” and “cool” despite lusting for ghost pussy. He also had baby pictures of Elliot Rodger on his phone and his mother mistook this for child pornography due to his history of being a creepy sexual deviant.








Gus believes that “women are wried [sic] to enjoy rape.” Because of his status as an incel, he is not very successful with women in his local area. He claimed that the main way incels cope with their lack of sex are, “... gay cope and tranny cope”. Gus lives an hour away from Los Angeles, one of the easiest places on the planet to get laid.








He has a tough guy attitude that he likes to project, because he regards himself as the “apex predator”. According to Gus’s philosophical theory, the stairway to apex predatorhood can be climbed simply by swallowing the semen of other men. This is because men are obviously the natural alphas of the animal kingdom. However, Gus claims either that this isn’t gay or that it’s only “30% gay”. This is an obvious cover for his suppressed homosexuality because of his Russian Jewish mother. Gus’s mother is a descendant of exiled Jews from Russia who were sent to Ukraine’s Pale of Settlement due to bad behavior.


Despite Gus being a Russian Jew by ethnicity, he has previously expressed anti-semitic opinions against his own group. Gus was a self-hating Jew, because he was duped by Holocaust deniers on /pol/ that the Jews and Soviets invented the Holocaust in 1980s. However, he has done a 180 and now believes that Jews are the master race. Despite him claiming that Jews have mystical powers regarding their intelligence, he has been a very terrible investor. He has lost hundreds of dollars in Bitcoin investment because he refused to pull out during peaks much like his father did when he was fucking his mother.





Gus is known for being the #1 global player Mushihimesama Futari 1.01 Ultra. However, this version of the game is not recognized by the Japanese record keepers as a serious game and him bragging about his accomplishment is very similar to DarkSydePhil bragging about being the #1 westerner at a gaming convention.




Gus has very eccentric views regarding sex. During a Discord group call, the topic of oral sex came up. Someone suggested that oral sex does indeed count as sex. This enraged Gus as he has previously stated that, “Oral is very different from anal or vaginal”. He has compared it to just kissing.


Gus has claimed many times that he has “pseudo vaginal sensations”. He sees his balls as a closed vagina and his dick as an enlarged clit. It should be obvious to all of you reading that most males do indeed feel this way about themselves, of course. Men seek the “sublime experience” of the female orgasm, and dream of “being pounded into ecstasy”. He has a very severe case of vagina envy, transsexual or not. Despite all of this, he has the gall to claim that he is a “healthy heterosexual male”. Healthy heterosexual males of course desire to be dug into by big black cocks. Like all successful hetero men, Gus has had the BBC at least a couple of times. He has been on record saying that he has experienced, “just two bbcs because I’m not gay”. The first gay black man he managed to wring had a small penis, unfortunately. This left him wondering whether BBC was just a meme. Thankfully, the second black man had a genuine BBC. This helped Gus really understand that heterosexual men really need big black dongs to satiate them. The entire experience has shown him that white men are naturally inferior, and he decided that the best way to counteract the emasculation of white men was to cuck Asian men. He was also an avid viewer of blacked.com and looked up beastiality porn on Google until his girlfriend prohibited him from doing so. Despite Gus wishing to be a hegemonic masculine male, he will be submissive to anything including Asian women and dogs.


During 2015 and 2016, Gus was getting sexually frustrated because it was super hard to get laid in Tennessee due to his high standards for girls. So, he decided to exploit the fact that his female dog was being affectionate to him to obtain oral sex. As Gus does not believe that oral sex is sex, he did not see it as an act of beastiality. However, Tennessee law regards this as an act of beastiality and it’s a felony. A user once referenced Common Filth and his hashtag “#WhiteGirlsFuckDogs” in reference to Gus’ depraved act. He claimed that this was proof that society was tolerating dog-fucking as most white girls literally fucked dogs. Not realizing that Common Filth was being sarcastic and critical of modern society due to his puritan Christian beliefs.


Gus is obsessed with the 2014 Isla Vista killer, Elliot Rodger, who he regards as an idol and role-model for all incels to follow. Gus believes that Elliot is the epitome of ideal masculinity, despite being a massive failure in life and women. He has been in communication with many other incels, including an Albanian ISIS sympathizer that he communicates with regularly. The ISIS sympathizer claims that the German authorities were aware of his online antics and this was further proof that western society wanted to oppress Muslims. He has fallen for the Serbian meme that Albanians are non-white, despite passing as a white guy when he shaves his neckbeard. During a call, he told an individual who suggested to get a mail-order bride from Nigeria because of its large population of Muslim women. His reaction was that he already tried this and was rejected by one of the poorest groups of women in the world. This is further proof that money cannot buy your way into a woman if you’re an incel.


Gus was at one point of his life a massive weeaboo thanks to shoot ‘em up games. He had a deep love for Japan, because it produced one of his favorite hobbies. His fluency in Japanese was relatively impressive due to all the time he spent studying in college for his English major. However, his love for Japan was not eternal. He tried emigrating to Japan in order to cozy up with the players in his hobby, and get massage girl pussy (he had a specific favorite that he wanted to marry). However, upon arrival, he found out that his favorite massage girl disappeared years before, they wouldn’t give him her contact info to propose marriage. He didn’t know where any of the good arcades were, and all his attempts at getting into language schools as an English teacher failed. He spent 4 months wandering the country with his leftover money aimlessly. He rented from an Airbnb listing and his roommate physically beat him nightly. Then, he got stranded on a mountain and thought he would die without accomplishing his goal score in his favorite game, and after that got kicked out of foreigner apartments for using literal pissbottles. He then left Japan after those 4 months a bitter, jaded shell of what he once was. His smile and optimism: gone.


Today’s sarcasm is tomorrow’s sincerity. The wages of sin is death.