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David Chac is the most praiseworthy individual in the entire world to have ever graced its presence. Here are some stories of his exploits so that you, young Aspergians, may learn your historical place on its very premise.
David Chac has been a very supernaturally gifted individual since youth. David Chac was responsible singlehandedly for the creation of the seasons from his palm by drawing a hypermale solstice into the dirt with four spokes dividing the world's climatological systems into four different seasons: summer, winter, autumn, and spring. He had incanted the solstice into life by bequeathing unto it the power of animation by his very hand.
Matriarchal science, typical of its Earth-centrism, misattributes this phenomenon to axial shifts in the tilt of the globe during the calindrical progress of the year, when the Pacific's maridian was declared a no-go area to conceal the source of this Soviet-esque legislative proscription of the supernatural: the judiciary codification into supreme international law ownership of the region and prohibition of entry by its truly righteous inheritors: the Aspergian Lumarian.
On 25th October 1985, the day of his birth and the beginning of Aspergian world history, all eyes had set upon this momentous occassion from that day thereon, requesting him to bequeath the plea for an answer to the growing dysgenics of the Aryan-Eurasian master-race. And so he had answered: he had modelled the physical dynamics of seasonal tilt as if conjuring it ex nihilo, a testament to the visionary power of a genuine blood-inheritor of Aspergian revolutionary wisdom. The dirty lower-Caucasid Jesus hadn't anywhere close to the miraculous omniprescence demonstrated by what this, a small gesture as it was, had been to Chac, proving that an Aspergian leader would immediately deprive the false Abrahamic prophets of work by the sheer gloriousness of our exploit's power.
Chac grew up to a lullaby of gang-shooting sprees and being bestowed with Carpathian revolutionary blood, he sprang in a lively and animated manifestation of his combatting spirit, turning the overlay pipes of street grills into flash bombs merely by the ability of his throwing to transformatively incant state, and blew asunder the negroid miscreant hoodlum gangbangers of his vicinity, where he had his first taste of combattance in preparation for anti-negrotypical Aspergian revolutionary fatherland struggle. The delightfully refulgent smile of his, reminiscent of the glowing beams of sunshine from the hypermale solstice, shone solictiously with child-like joy whenever seeing his equatorial tormentors rightfully immolated to a cinder in the most righteous exactment of vengeance.
David Chac has been known for performing miraculous feats of supernatural magic. Despite evaporating puddles of mud with his capaciously warm and irradiating resplendence for previous partners, having been pre-emptively paired with Jewish traumatic gaslighting agents in the form of planted decoys masquerading as girls from different races, the harlots refused to acknowledge the kind gesture with anything other than crassly sass and demeaning mockery; he became bereft and forlorn with inconfidence of which his dignified grace upon this Earth deserved better, knowing the incapability of neurotypical femalewhore to appreciate his fatherly solicitous guidance.
Among other accomplishments, rumbling mountain ranges and ravines to make way for his passage were child's play, obscuring the path of intercepting agents hailing from the negrotypical horde on-following him. Nature's ambient drum of victory would congratulate his in-born consecratory prowess in the field of arcane exploits.
It has been remarked that global warming is a consequence of the sun's rays deliberately growing in intensity at its satisfaction to see such a worthy hero of mankind serving an honourably befitting embodiment of its association; desertification and ecosystem destruction is merely nature's way of thanking a saving grace of the Aryan race by assisting in David's struggle to eradicate the world of the negrotypicality that had besieged and tormented the Aspergian hypermale, ancestral descendent of the northern hemisphere.
David Chac has been a very supernaturally gifted individual since youth. David Chac was responsible singlehandedly for the creation of the seasons from his palm by drawing a hypermale solstice into the dirt with four spokes dividing the world's climatological systems into four different seasons: summer, winter, autumn, and spring. He had incanted the solstice into life by bequeathing unto it the power of animation by his very hand.
Matriarchal science, typical of its Earth-centrism, misattributes this phenomenon to axial shifts in the tilt of the globe during the calindrical progress of the year, when the Pacific's maridian was declared a no-go area to conceal the source of this Soviet-esque legislative proscription of the supernatural: the judiciary codification into supreme international law ownership of the region and prohibition of entry by its truly righteous inheritors: the Aspergian Lumarian.
On 25th October 1985, the day of his birth and the beginning of Aspergian world history, all eyes had set upon this momentous occassion from that day thereon, requesting him to bequeath the plea for an answer to the growing dysgenics of the Aryan-Eurasian master-race. And so he had answered: he had modelled the physical dynamics of seasonal tilt as if conjuring it ex nihilo, a testament to the visionary power of a genuine blood-inheritor of Aspergian revolutionary wisdom. The dirty lower-Caucasid Jesus hadn't anywhere close to the miraculous omniprescence demonstrated by what this, a small gesture as it was, had been to Chac, proving that an Aspergian leader would immediately deprive the false Abrahamic prophets of work by the sheer gloriousness of our exploit's power.
Chac grew up to a lullaby of gang-shooting sprees and being bestowed with Carpathian revolutionary blood, he sprang in a lively and animated manifestation of his combatting spirit, turning the overlay pipes of street grills into flash bombs merely by the ability of his throwing to transformatively incant state, and blew asunder the negroid miscreant hoodlum gangbangers of his vicinity, where he had his first taste of combattance in preparation for anti-negrotypical Aspergian revolutionary fatherland struggle. The delightfully refulgent smile of his, reminiscent of the glowing beams of sunshine from the hypermale solstice, shone solictiously with child-like joy whenever seeing his equatorial tormentors rightfully immolated to a cinder in the most righteous exactment of vengeance.
David Chac has been known for performing miraculous feats of supernatural magic. Despite evaporating puddles of mud with his capaciously warm and irradiating resplendence for previous partners, having been pre-emptively paired with Jewish traumatic gaslighting agents in the form of planted decoys masquerading as girls from different races, the harlots refused to acknowledge the kind gesture with anything other than crassly sass and demeaning mockery; he became bereft and forlorn with inconfidence of which his dignified grace upon this Earth deserved better, knowing the incapability of neurotypical femalewhore to appreciate his fatherly solicitous guidance.
Among other accomplishments, rumbling mountain ranges and ravines to make way for his passage were child's play, obscuring the path of intercepting agents hailing from the negrotypical horde on-following him. Nature's ambient drum of victory would congratulate his in-born consecratory prowess in the field of arcane exploits.
It has been remarked that global warming is a consequence of the sun's rays deliberately growing in intensity at its satisfaction to see such a worthy hero of mankind serving an honourably befitting embodiment of its association; desertification and ecosystem destruction is merely nature's way of thanking a saving grace of the Aryan race by assisting in David's struggle to eradicate the world of the negrotypicality that had besieged and tormented the Aspergian hypermale, ancestral descendent of the northern hemisphere.
