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Lolcow David Hill Jr./ MachineIVSJW Game author, artist, twitter sperg anarchist ex American living in japan

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  1. Thanks to @yawning sneasel and @Anonymus Fluhre
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    Meet David Hill Jr, a.k.a MachineIV. Former Onyx Path Writer who fled America to the land of the rising sun when his writing/game dev career couldn't afford insurance premiums.
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    Strangely enough he couldn't seem to find meaning full work in japan until recently.
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    He's got his priorities though
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    Let's look at his more recent projects
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    Thrilling
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    Vampire democracy sucks. Literally. When it's one vamp, one vote, the worst monsters can swing elections by turning random people off the streets into new vampires. Dylan is one of those random people. The power players in the city want his vote, but he just wants to be left the hell alone. Most of all, he wants to stop murdering people. That's easier than it sounds when some people are seriously asking for it.

    Dylan's life as a vampire is gross, terrifying, disgusting, frustrating, sexy, painful, and that's all just in the first night out.

    His Art makes Dobbo look good.
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    One of his great kickstarters
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    Professor Anderssen's Omnibus Works, Titled Farewell to Fear, Proposing the Advancement of Culture and the Abandonment of Barbarism (Or Farewell to Fear) is a game about revolution, change, and bringing modern ideas to fantasy. The world isn’t perfect, but we want you to change it. Preparation, discovery, truth, experimentation, forward-thinking, these are your weapons.

    It’s a little Moorcock meets Marx. Dragonlance meets Dead Kennedys. Lord of the Rings meets Locke. Elric meets Eco.
    Sadly you can't play this little gem because the only website to get pc sheets from is no longer around :story:

    Why does he no longer work for Onyx Path
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    White Wolf Publishing, who owns the IP to most of Onyx Path's game lines hired someone who might have been cyberbully to David. He REEEEed over it and quit. He REEEed even harder when OP made serious changes to the game he was working on at the time.

    He has quite the balanced temperament
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    Social Media Sites
    Facebook account https://www.facebook.com/davidahilljr

    http://archive.is/xA0T7


    David A Hill Jr. Twitter Account http://www.twitter.com/davidahilljr (Suspended account)

    http://archive.is/search/?q=@davidahilljr+

    https://tweetsave.com/davidahilljr

    David A. Hill Jr. https://twitter.com/machineiv (Second Twitter account)

    https://tweetsave.com/machineiv

    David A. Hill Jr. Google Plus https://plus.google.com/118365124365067663191

    http://archive.is/0E3pU


    RPG Geek profile https://rpggeek.com/rpgdesigner/35151/david-hill-jr

    Youtube Interview https://youtu.be/4DPrwMbSxbM

    Interview by David McWilliam http://twistedtalesevents.blogspot.ca/2014/10/david-hill-jr-interviewed-by-david.html


    Machine Age Productions

    Machine Age Productions Google Plus https://plus.google.com/+Machineageproductions

    DrivethruRPG Product Page http://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/2898/Machine-Age-Productions

    Company Website http://machineageproductions.net/ (dead)

    RPG Geek Profile https://rpggeek.com/rpgpublisher/11578/machine-age-productions

    Mastodon account
    https://mastodon.social/@MachineIV
     
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  2. Didn't know much about this guy before today.

    I have to say he is a total fucking loser. lol. like at least Dobbo has some weird following and like Wu has a huge one. This guy right here could never manage that no matter how hard he cucked himself out and attention whored.

    He's also fat.
     
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  3. He's the type of person who will fly off the handle about the littlest thing and is always pretty vocal about it.

    He also really hates how certain games are in terms of lore and crunch. Like he doesn't understand why some clans in Vampire the Masquerade are the way the way they are. It's like he designs games but doesn't actually play them.
     
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  4. He has gundams

    He cant be that bad
     
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  5. I like to point out that the RPGNet Forums page here on the Farms has a fair bit of talk about David Hill and Onyx Path.
     
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  6. Has a hard on for Hillary
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  8. His hate boner for Zack has always been a soarce of endless error on his behalf and amusement for me, he's seems to have been involved in some sort of private war against Zack to the point he rage quit onyx path for hiring him (must be nice not to have to play nice with people you have personal issues with). Their appears to have been some sort of creepy game of social ostrazization with the pretense that it's because he's tranphobic. Which is odd considering that Zacks a sex positive femminist whose partner is a disabled and a sex worker and when challanged no one can prove it.

    One of my favourate things about this guy is he really hates star wars......

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    Now you may think this is dumb and totally misses the point of star wars but it's an honest mistake to make since he's never actually watched the movies

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    If this guy finds out about us an this page he will loose his shit-he has zero impulse control.
     
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  9. Ah, that explains why he hates Starfinder and science fiction in general. The more I hear about this guy the more I think he's a fake gamer who just was handed a job.
     
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  10. Very much this. He's an alright fluff writer but an absolutely awful guy in terms of mechanics or synching up mechanics and fluff.
     
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  11. Is this the same guy who was hired by white wolf to rewrite World of Darkness and went full SJW causing a mini "tabletopgate"? This was around 2014-2015
     
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  12. Which is sad, it's really not that hard. If you can put together good crunch it's easy to get into talks with a game studio. All you need is an idea and a proof of concept. Sure, you may only start off as a freelancer but that's all you need to get your foot into the door.

    I was in plans back in 2009 or so to do some work on a major IP all because I wanted to expand on the bare minimum rules this one IP had for mass combat so I made rules on using tactics and communication in battle that can be used an x amount of times per encounter similar to other rules they had throughout the system. It could have seen print if the company that had the IP didn't give it up.
     
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  14. Yet those women are making more money than him. I can see why he's sexist.
     
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  15. I think I've stated this before in the Tabletop RPG thread, but White Wolf has always sort of had this reputation as a rather woman friendly and progressive company, even back in the mid to late 90's. Vampire basically states flat out that even if you got embraced as a chick back in like 1066, if you had the power and the generation and were ruthless enough that shit didn't matter. Anyone who even underestimated you as a woman would be easy pickings and that makes sure that it doesn't happen again fast.

    As much as people like to cry SJW about a lot of nWoD content only one gameline really does that shit, and even it is uh, kind of disliked by the majority of the community and even the writers.
     
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  16. I think what always jumps out at me about the social justice crowd is just how totally insane and unhinged their arguments always are.

    So much of it is based on throwing together totally random and unrelated things.
     
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  17. It's not so much the content that get's a SJW rap, it's the forums and some of the workers.
     
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  18. Because the Jew's!
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  19. >currently engaged

    Nice choice of words there in defending a country that was in fact committing ethnic cleansing and enslaving Koreans not even 70 years ago
     
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