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Lolcow David Hill Jr./ MachineIVSJW Game author, artist, twitter sperg anarchist ex American living in japan

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  1. Thanks to @yawning sneasel and @Anonymus Fluhre
    David Hill Jr..jpg
    Meet David Hill Jr, a.k.a MachineIV. Former Onyx Path Writer who fled America to the land of the rising sun when his writing/game dev career couldn't afford insurance premiums.
    Strangely enough he couldn't seem to find meaning full work in japan until recently.
    He's got his priorities though

    Let's look at his more recent projects

    Vampire democracy sucks. Literally. When it's one vamp, one vote, the worst monsters can swing elections by turning random people off the streets into new vampires. Dylan is one of those random people. The power players in the city want his vote, but he just wants to be left the hell alone. Most of all, he wants to stop murdering people. That's easier than it sounds when some people are seriously asking for it.

    Dylan's life as a vampire is gross, terrifying, disgusting, frustrating, sexy, painful, and that's all just in the first night out.

    His Art makes Dobbo look good.

    One of his great kickstarters
    Professor Anderssen's Omnibus Works, Titled Farewell to Fear, Proposing the Advancement of Culture and the Abandonment of Barbarism (Or Farewell to Fear) is a game about revolution, change, and bringing modern ideas to fantasy. The world isn’t perfect, but we want you to change it. Preparation, discovery, truth, experimentation, forward-thinking, these are your weapons.

    It’s a little Moorcock meets Marx. Dragonlance meets Dead Kennedys. Lord of the Rings meets Locke. Elric meets Eco.
    Sadly you can't play this little gem because the only website to get pc sheets from is no longer around :story:

    Why does he no longer work for Onyx Path
    White Wolf Publishing, who owns the IP to most of Onyx Path's game lines hired someone who might have been cyberbully to David. He REEEEed over it and quit. He REEEed even harder when OP made serious changes to the game he was working on at the time.

    He has quite the balanced temperament


    Social Media Sites
    Facebook account https://www.facebook.com/davidahilljr


    David A Hill Jr. Twitter Account http://www.twitter.com/davidahilljr (Suspended account)


    David A. Hill Jr. https://twitter.com/machineiv (Second Twitter account)


    David A. Hill Jr. Google Plus https://plus.google.com/118365124365067663191


    RPG Geek profile https://rpggeek.com/rpgdesigner/35151/david-hill-jr

    Youtube Interview https://youtu.be/4DPrwMbSxbM

    Interview by David McWilliam http://twistedtalesevents.blogspot.ca/2014/10/david-hill-jr-interviewed-by-david.html

    Machine Age Productions

    Machine Age Productions Google Plus https://plus.google.com/+Machineageproductions

    DrivethruRPG Product Page http://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/2898/Machine-Age-Productions

    Company Website http://machineageproductions.net/ (dead)

    RPG Geek Profile https://rpggeek.com/rpgpublisher/11578/machine-age-productions
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  2. Didn't know much about this guy before today.

    I have to say he is a total fucking loser. lol. like at least Dobbo has some weird following and like Wu has a huge one. This guy right here could never manage that no matter how hard he cucked himself out and attention whored.

    He's also fat.
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    yawning sneasel

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  3. He's the type of person who will fly off the handle about the littlest thing and is always pretty vocal about it.

    He also really hates how certain games are in terms of lore and crunch. Like he doesn't understand why some clans in Vampire the Masquerade are the way the way they are. It's like he designs games but doesn't actually play them.
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    Anonymus Fluhre

    Anonymus Fluhre The world doesn't make sense until you force it to

  4. He has gundams

    He cant be that bad
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  5. I like to point out that the RPGNet Forums page here on the Farms has a fair bit of talk about David Hill and Onyx Path.
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    Anonymus Fluhre

    Anonymus Fluhre The world doesn't make sense until you force it to

  6. Has a hard on for Hillary

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    Anonymus Fluhre

    Anonymus Fluhre The world doesn't make sense until you force it to

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