Cool story, Dave.
It's amazing how much he disavows any responsibility for these things. It's literally everyone else's fault that he lives in a state which gets wildfires every year, or in a city with a serious homeless problem, or that shopping malls exist (LOL at a small business owner griping about shopping malls), or that there's a plague going around, and he suffers just so damn much because of it. If you don't like it, Dave, go back to Japan. Oh wait, you'd be miserable there too. Because you're just an angry, miserable person.